A/N: The Grand Opening Celebration! Whoop! Raise the roof! Party over here! Ahem.
Chapter Seven: Grand Opening Festivities?
"Ok, everyone, are you ready to introduce yourselves to Minas Tirith?" Aragorn asks, wearing a suit and tie. The rest of the workers are in black and silver uniforms, shirts and pants. Denethor is wearing the mascot costume and Gollum is in a tux.
"Should I open the door?" Asks a quaking Legolas.
"Sure."
Legolas steps forward shakily and opens the door, preparing for the worst.
No one comes in.
"Well, let's just start cooking!" Aragorn cheerfully says.
Boromir starts the hot oil, as Denethor eyes it with a weird look in his eyes. Faramir walks over to the icee maker, starting to blend an icee. Aragorn starts the ice cream mixer. Eowyn puts on the drive through headpiece. Arwen starts to bread the chicken nuggets. Gollum paces around the entrance to the restaurant muttering. Soon, the smell of food penetrates the building.
"Ooh! Ooh! I got one!" Eowyn said, covering the mouthpiece of the headset.
"Well? Take their order!" Aragorn snaps.
"Hello, welcome to Burger Hovel, may I help you?" Eowyn asks, putting on a sweet voice. "Yes, we do serve chicken nuggets. You'd like 20? Ok, that'll be...$18.75. What? That's not robbery! It's a good price! What? You wanna fight, buddy? Huh?"
"Maybe someone should stop her." Boromir suggests, as everyone hears Eowyn screaming at the customer.
"No! The customer's always right!" Aragorn yells, running up to Eowyn and covering her mouth.
"Pull up to window 2." He says into the mouthpiece, as the sound of a car driving is heard.
"Take her!" Aragorn says, shoving Eowyn into Faramir's hands. Faramir looks like Aragorn has asked him to catch air in a net and stands as still as a stone, a freaked out look in his eyes, as Eowyn continues to scream into the mouthpiece.
Aragorn bustles around, getting the nuggets from Arwen.
"Here, sir." He says, out of breath as he hands the nuggets and receives the money.
The car drives away. Meanwhile, Eowyn is trying to bite Faramir's hand so he'll let her go.
"OUCH!!" Faramir screams, revealing a large bite mark, as Eowyn goes tearing out of the restaurant and chasing the car. Arwen runs after her and drags her back inside, where Sam renders her unconscious with a frying pan. Aragorn takes over the drive through.
And so ended day one at Burger Hovel...
A/N: We hope you enjoyed it. Free sundaes and nuggets to those who review.
Chapter Seven: Grand Opening Festivities?
"Ok, everyone, are you ready to introduce yourselves to Minas Tirith?" Aragorn asks, wearing a suit and tie. The rest of the workers are in black and silver uniforms, shirts and pants. Denethor is wearing the mascot costume and Gollum is in a tux.
"Should I open the door?" Asks a quaking Legolas.
"Sure."
Legolas steps forward shakily and opens the door, preparing for the worst.
No one comes in.
"Well, let's just start cooking!" Aragorn cheerfully says.
Boromir starts the hot oil, as Denethor eyes it with a weird look in his eyes. Faramir walks over to the icee maker, starting to blend an icee. Aragorn starts the ice cream mixer. Eowyn puts on the drive through headpiece. Arwen starts to bread the chicken nuggets. Gollum paces around the entrance to the restaurant muttering. Soon, the smell of food penetrates the building.
"Ooh! Ooh! I got one!" Eowyn said, covering the mouthpiece of the headset.
"Well? Take their order!" Aragorn snaps.
"Hello, welcome to Burger Hovel, may I help you?" Eowyn asks, putting on a sweet voice. "Yes, we do serve chicken nuggets. You'd like 20? Ok, that'll be...$18.75. What? That's not robbery! It's a good price! What? You wanna fight, buddy? Huh?"
"Maybe someone should stop her." Boromir suggests, as everyone hears Eowyn screaming at the customer.
"No! The customer's always right!" Aragorn yells, running up to Eowyn and covering her mouth.
"Pull up to window 2." He says into the mouthpiece, as the sound of a car driving is heard.
"Take her!" Aragorn says, shoving Eowyn into Faramir's hands. Faramir looks like Aragorn has asked him to catch air in a net and stands as still as a stone, a freaked out look in his eyes, as Eowyn continues to scream into the mouthpiece.
Aragorn bustles around, getting the nuggets from Arwen.
"Here, sir." He says, out of breath as he hands the nuggets and receives the money.
The car drives away. Meanwhile, Eowyn is trying to bite Faramir's hand so he'll let her go.
"OUCH!!" Faramir screams, revealing a large bite mark, as Eowyn goes tearing out of the restaurant and chasing the car. Arwen runs after her and drags her back inside, where Sam renders her unconscious with a frying pan. Aragorn takes over the drive through.
And so ended day one at Burger Hovel...
A/N: We hope you enjoyed it. Free sundaes and nuggets to those who review.