Dream: Hello! Welcome to the second chapter of Nobody Saw That! I'd like to start off by saying Yu Yu Hakusho and its characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi. Also, I don't own Scooby Doo or Pokémon.
Flash, Lioness, and Terminator belong to Winter –iel –o burzum. Hinote, Vladimir, and Tundra belong to EternalBlackNight. All other characters and the story ideas belong to me unless otherwise noted.
Zero: This is a collection of short bloopers from chapter 3 of When Good Dog Shows Go Fox. Dream's probably going to add some bloopers of chapter 2 next, but these were shorter and she doesn't know how much time she has to write this.
Dream: ::nods:: yes, yes, what the ratbat says is true.
Zero: ::glares:: I'm a dragon.
Dream: Right, a ratbat.
Zero: Dra-gon
Dream: Rat-bat
Zero: I'm going to kill you.
Dream: Let's do the Hokey Pokey! ::puts on Hokey Pokey music and dances::
Zero: ::sweat drop:: Just cue the story…
When Good Dog Shows Go Fox – Act 3, Scene 2: Hokey Pokey Hammy
Due to the violent nature of this scene, the visuals have been replaced with...a dancing hamster! You may occasionally hear screaming in the background. Do not be alarmed, nothing bad is happening.
A light beige hamster wearing a hat with spinning blades (like a fan) that was yellow, red, and orange and a blue shirt that said 'Hokey Pokey' walks out. He starts shaking his hips.
"Let's do the Hokey Pokey!"
Music starts playing in the background as he continues to shake his hips. Faintly, screaming is heard, "Oh gods! The PAIN! The PAIN!!! WHY?!"
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about."
"MY ORGANS!!! MY ORGANS! OH GODS, MY ORGANS!!!"
"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!"
"This is what it must feel like to be one of those inflatable punch toys that come back up when you hit them! Why can't you let me stay down?! THE PAIN!!! MY NOOOOSE!!! ARRRRRGH!!!"
"You do the Hoooooookey Pokey! You do the Hooooookey Pokey! You do the Hoooookey Pokey!"
The hamster is spinning around and shaking his hips so much that the screen behind him begins to shake. There is a sound like a loud snap and the screen collapses backwards to reveal Autumn, Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Flash, Hinote, Pip, Loki, and Random Neighbor Man all sitting in chairs drinking tea or coffee while chatting pleasantly. There is a tape player between them and the collapsed screen that has the music and screams coming from it. They all freeze and turn to stare at the collapsed screen, then up at the camera. While they're staring the tape player spontaneously bursts into flames.
The Director groans, "Let's try that scene again from the top people. And try not to knock the screen down this time, Hokey Pokey Hammy."
The hamster chatters some hamster words and salutes. The Director's assistant walks over to the tape player and puts out the flames with a fire extinguisher he had begun carrying with him.
"Just out of curiosity, why do you carry that around with you?" Autumn asks, referring to the fire extinguisher.
The assistant shakes his head, "You've seen how many accidents there are on the set, mostly caused by you, Flash, or Hinote. I carry an entire kit of emergency equipment with me now."
Everyone nearby nods and comments on how smart he is. The Director sighs and massages his temple, his work was so stressful. The assistant frowns, "The tape's completely ruined. Loki, we'll need you to scream in pain again so we can record a new tape."
"But I'm all screamed out…" Loki protests.
Flash smirks, "I can change that."
"Dear lord, no! Please, anything but that!!!" Loki screeches in horror as he jumps out of his seat.
The assistant nods at Flash, "Do what you have to."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Loki's screams can be heard echoing down the hall as Flash drags him away.
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When Good Dog Shows Go Fox – Act 3, Scene 3: Out the door
"Flash is smirking." Yusuke pointed out.
"Let's run for the door." Vlad said.
"But the storm!" Kurama protested.
"Storm or Flash, which would you rather face?" Yusuke asked the others.
The four boys didn't have to think long about their choices. The four of them bolted toward the door at the same time. Hiei, being the fastest, grabbed the doorknob, opened the door, and ran in followed by Vlad, Kurama, and Yusuke. Yusuke slammed the door closed after them. Flash was standing in front of the front door as she blinked at the door they had gone through. She and Pip walked over.
Pip pointed at the door, "I wonder if they know that that's the..."
"CLOSET!" Yusuke screamed and tried opening the door.
Flash had taken Pip's key and locked the door. Yusuke was shaking the door. He started pounding on it and yelling, "LET ME OUT!"
There was a loud metallic sounding thud followed by the sound of someone falling and knocking things off of shelves. There was a moment of silence before Kurama was heard speaking in a scolding tone, "VLAD! You aren't supposed to hit your friends with cans of soup unless it's in the script and the can is a fake prop!"
"He was wasting my oxygen!" Vlad defended.
"Hn. Idiot." Hiei said.
There was another metallic sounding thud followed by the sound of another person falling and knocking stuff off of different shelves. Kurama's frustrated voice soon followed, "Stop hitting people with soup cans!!!"
There was silence for a moment before another metallic sounding thud came from the closet and more things were knocked off shelves as another person fell. Flash knocked on the door of the closet, "If you're dead and I can collect insurance money and sell all of your possessions, say 'aye'."
"Um, Flash...If they're dead, how are they going to respond?" Pip asked.
"Yeah, I guess you're right." Flash thought for a moment before saying, "Ok, whoever's left for me to kill so that I can collect insurance money and sell all of your possessions, say 'aye'."
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When Good Dog Shows Go Fox – Act 3, Scene 5: Accusations
Pip looked at the others, "Who could've done this?"
"Well, it's like Autumn was saying before she mysteriously got knocked unconscious, it has to be someone in this room. With Autumn, Kuwabara, and that Random Neighbor Man gone and Loki being preoccupied, it had to have been either Kurama, Hiei, Hinote, Me, Flash, or Pip. Flash and Pip were busy hurting Loki so it has to be one of us four!" Yusuke announced as he pointed at himself, Kurama, Hiei, and Vlad.
"What?!" Kurama seemed shocked to be accused.
"Wait, Kurama would never hurt Autumn and it certainly wasn't me, so it must've been either Hinote or Hiei!" Yusuke nodded.
"How do we know it wasn't you?" Vlad asked in an attempt to save his skin.
"You're right!" Yusuke gasped and pointed at himself, "Alright, where was I on the night of November 22nd, 1874?!"
"Um...not even born?" Flash suggested.
"A likely excuse!" Yusuke announced as he glared at his reflection in a mirror.
Kurama looked around, "Maybe there's a backroom or something where we might find a clue?"
"Good idea! Let's split up gang!" Yusuke announced.
Some cheesy mystery-ish music started playing in the background as the gang started sneaking off in different directions. In one direction went Yusuke and Kurama. In the other went Pip, Vlad, and Hiei. Flash stood by and sweat dropped as she saw the others.
The gang was now in different clothes. Vlad was dressed in an oversized green t-shirt and red baggy pants with black shoes. His hair was a dirty blonde color and very messy and 'shaggy'. Pip was wearing an oversized orange turtleneck shirt with a short red skirt underneath. She was wearing knee-high orange socks and red shoes. She had freckles and her hair was short and red. Yusuke was wearing blue pants with brown shoes and a white long-sleeved shirt. He had a blue shirt collar and an orange scarf thing around his neck. His hair had turned blonde. Kurama was wearing a purple long-sleeved, 60's style dress with pink stockings and purple high-heel shoes. He had a lime green scarf around his neck and a purple headband holding back his now orange hair. He also had some make-up on and a pillow stuffed down the dress to give him a chest. Hiei was wearing a brown dog costume with a black spot on his back and black spots on his forelegs. He was wearing a light bluish green collar with a diamond shaped tag attached that had the letters 'SD' on it in yellow.
The two groups were creeping along, looking for anything that might be a clue. Suddenly, the man that Autumn had dubbed 'Rubber Ducky Man' fell through the ceiling screaming. He landed with a thud at Vlad's feet. Vlad and Hiei yelped and jumped into Pip's arms.
"ZOINKS! It's a monster!" Vlad yelled.
Yusuke ran over to them followed by Kurama, running as fast as he could in the high-heeled shoes. Yusuke looked around, "What happened?!"
"Relax, guys, he's not a monster." Pip said.
"Um...Why do you guys look like Scooby Doo characters and why are you acting like them?" Flash asked.
Pip dropped Vlad and Hiei. She then cleaned her glasses and nodded, "I know exactly who's behind all this."
"You do?" Kurama asked in a girly voice.
"Yes, it was easy to figure it out once I realized that it had to be someone that wasn't with us or presently paralyzed. That only left one person..." Pip paused for dramatic effect, "...Autumn!"
Everyone in the café gasped, including Autumn, who was hiding behind the director's chair. Everyone turned to stare at her. She laughed and rubbed the back of her head, "Oh, wait, I knew that already."
Everyone fell over anime style. Hiei then walked over and held his katana to her throat and said in a dog-like voice, "Rix ris ror relse!"
There was a moment of silence before everyone except Hiei burst out laughing. Hiei started growling. The laughter continued for quite a long time. Everyone was collapsing over from the laughter. Hiei killed one of the cameramen to make a point since he didn't want to speak again. The laughter immediately stopped as everyone stared at Hiei fearfully. Autumn pulled a remote out of her pocket and pushed a button. Everyone was then wearing their normal clothes and looked normal again. They sighed in relief.
"Thank the gods! That dress was really starting to irritate me!" Kurama sighed.
Yusuke snickered, "You should've been born a girl, Kurama. You're a natural at it."
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When Good Dog Shows Go Fox – Act 3, Scene 6: Another one bites the dust
Vlad took the opportunity to cut a conveniently placed rope. Everyone waited a moment. Nothing happened. Yusuke sighed in relief. Kurama, Pip, Hiei, Flash, and Vlad looked around and found no trace of the rope or the chandelier. The Director groaned.
"Get somebody from props in here, and we'll try the scene again." The Director commanded.
A few moments later, everything was set up and ready for the scene to be tried again. Everyone got back into position. The person from props was wearing a blue uniform and had a blue hat, blue scarf, and sunglasses. In other words, it was completely impossible to tell who it was. Next to the person was a child, wearing the same uniform and disguise. Everyone assumed the child was a props assistant.
"And Action!" The Director gave the signal.
Vlad took the opportunity to cut a conveniently placed rope. After a moment, a giant rubber duck fell on Yusuke with a loud squeak. Everyone sweat dropped. The Director growled angrily, "Let's try that again."
"I thought you set up the chandelier." The Director's assistant said to the props worker.
The props worker coughed and spoke in a forced deep voice, "Uh, I did...Someone must be tampering with the props..."
The Director's assistant nodded and everyone prepared to start the scene again. The Director signaled for the scene to start.
Vlad took the opportunity to cut a conveniently placed rope. After a moment, a human sized purple dinosaur with green spots fell on Yusuke. The dinosaur stood up, revealing that it was...Barney!
"I love you, you love me..." Barney began to sing.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT LOVE! It's a thing of pure evil! KILL IT!" Vlad hissed and pointed at Barney.
Yusuke fired a spirit gun at Barney. The spirit gun hit the dinosaur and flew out the side of the café, bringing the dinosaur with it. Everyone sighed in relief. Pip glared at Yusuke, "You're wrecking my grandmother's café! You're going to have to pay for that damage!"
"But Flash owns my wallet. Every cent I make goes to her." Yusuke protested.
Flash nodded, "Mouse boy speaks the truth."
"Then I suppose you'll have to work to pay it off." Pip said.
Yusuke screamed, "Work?! But working is evil!"
"Discuss this after we're finished, people. Let's try that scene again. And somebody patch that hole up." The Director was starting to get annoyed.
Vlad took the opportunity to cut a conveniently placed rope which caused a walrus to fall on top of Yusuke. But not just any walrus, it was the same walrus as the blooper from the first act! Gasp! =O
"What the hell is with the walrus?!" Yusuke yelled as the walrus was pushed off him.
"Maybe it's the same person that set up the bloopers of the first act." Kurama suggested.
Flash scratched her head, "But that doesn't make any sense...Autumn caught a plane to Iceland two hours ago."
"Autumn was the one that set up the bloopers of the first act?!" Yusuke narrowed his eyes, "That damn fox..."
"That girl is going to get a severe punishment when she gets back." The Director glared.
"But it couldn't have been Autumn this time, she's in Iceland!" Kurama defended.
"Yeah! It couldn't have been me! I'm in Iceland!" The props worker agreed. She then looked around as everyone glared at her, "Um...oops...? Heh heh..."
"AUTUMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Director yelled.
Autumn and her assistant stood back to back (or rather back to knees, since the assistant's short). Autumn pointed at the others, "Prepare for trouble!"
"Make it double!" The assistant added.
"To protect the world from maddening boredom!"
"To poke fun at all peoples of anime-dom!"
"To denounce the evils of rules and spoons!"
"To extend the reach of chickeny doom!"
"Autumn!" Autumn threw off her disguise to reveal that she was wearing a black Chinese looking dress with long sleeves and black pants underneath along with black Chinese slipper shoes. There was a golden 'C' on the front of the dress.
"Tenka!" The assistant threw off his disguise to reveal a black long-sleeved shirt and black pants, with black boots. He also had a golden 'C' on his shirt. His white hair was brushed down around his long, black, floppy bunny ears. Behind him was a fluffy little white bunny tail. He had little freckles and large brown eyes. He smirked, showing his little fangs.
"Team Chaos, throw banana peels at people's feet!" Autumn continued.
"Surrender now or you'll meet defeat!" Tenka finished.
A fiery orange bird with a yellow beak, yellow feet, and green eyes, flew over through the window, "Chirp, chirp chirp! (Chirp, that's right!)"
Everyone stared blankly at the three. Yusuke then glared, "So you arranged for a walrus to fall on me?!"
"Well, the zoo was fresh out of penguins. Apparently some psycho girl wearing cat ears keeps stealing them. Honestly, some people have no respect. I mean, seriously, stealing penguins out of a zoo before I can, that's just plain evil!" Autumn shook her head sadly.
Tenka sweat dropped, "Autumn, you are the girl that's been stealing the penguins from the zoo."
"I am? Oh yeah! I remember that now!" Autumn laughed.
Yusuke's eye was twitching rapidly, "You...you are the cause of all the pain I feel!"
"Yeah, and we're responsible for this too!" Tenka said as he pushed a button on a remote.
Immediately, a large amount of glue dumped onto Hiei, followed by chicken feathers. Hiei started twitching. He then unsheathed his katana. Autumn and Tenka laughed nervously. The two of them turned and ran through the cardboard that was covering the hole Yusuke's spirit gun had made, followed by the orange bird. Hiei was right at their feet, and Yusuke was behind him. Kurama sighed and chased after to make sure that everyone came back alive.
"Team Chaos' running for their lives!!!" Autumn and Tenka yelled as they ran away from Hiei and Yusuke.
Dream: There you have it, folks! A collection of many bloopers! Hopefully these make up for the long update time. ;; Sorry, I get quite lazy sometimes. Want an example of how lazy I get? My website's still Christmas themed.
Zero: Moron.
Dream: Anyway, please review! I love hearing from you people!