Dream: I apologize for the long update wait. It bothers me that it's taken so long for me to update stuff. It really does, but I haven't really had the motivation to write fanfiction. I found an inspiring quote that I'm going to try and live up to from now: "The great composer . . . does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven, Wagner, Bach, and Mozart settled down day after day to the job in hand with as much regularity as an accountant settles down each day to his figures. They didn't waste time waiting for inspiration." Ernest Newman

Zero: Please note that this is not a promise for quicker updates. Don't kill her if she doesn't update right away.

Dream: Right! So I'll just say the disclaimer and start the story... Yu Yu Hakusho and its characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi. Also, I don't own the brain slugs from Futurama or the fairies from Legend of Zelda. Flash, Lioness, and Terminator belong to Winter –iel –o burzum. Hinote, Vladimir, and Tundra belong to EternalBlackNight. All other characters and the story ideas belong to me unless otherwise noted.

Zero: And now, our feature presentation.

When Good Dog Shows Go Fox – Act 5, Scene 1: Harmony, Master of Flamingo-fu

"Silly Hiei, hats can't squeak! They lack spleens!" Autumn laughed.

Hinote pointed, "And I suppose next you'll tell us that those ears are real?"

"They are real!" Autumn, now being controlled by her demon half, hissed.

"Suure they are." Hinote nodded.

Harmony growled and pulled aside her hair to reveal that the fox ears had taken the place of her human ears, "Look, no human ears. Ha! I win, you lose, go drown yourself in the lake! You will never beat me for I am the fox! I know Flamingo-fu!"

Harmony balanced on one leg with her hands in karate chop positions in front of her face. She started hopping around on the one leg, "Huwaaaah!"

Hinote stared at Harmony. She lost her balance and fell over onto the ground, still in her Flamingo-fu stance. Hinote shook his head and began walking away.

-End Scene-

When Good Dog Shows Go Fox – Act 5, Scene 2: Puffin Power

"It's just an ordinary hat!" Autumn yelled at him.

Yusuke grabbed the hat and took it off her head. Autumn gasped. Everyone nearby stared at her funny. Kurama frowned, "Autumn, have you been stealing puffins from the zoo...again...? What the? That's not a puffin! What is that?"

"It is nothing. There is nothing on my head." Autumn replied in a monotone voice.

Hinote poked at the green blobby thing that had attached itself to Autumn's head. "It looks like one of those brain slugs from..."

Autumn stuck a slug on Hinote's head before he could finish. Hinote also began speaking in monotone, "That is a lovely haircut you have, Autumn."

"Is something wrong with you two? You aren't speaking happily and bouncing around like you usually do..." Yusuke pointed out.

The two brain slug controlled teens looked at each other before standing up. Hinote began to run around in circles with their arms out in front of them and saying 'Whoosh!' in monotone over and over again. Autumn stood in place and started flapping her arms unenthusiastically. She repeated 'Cluck!' in monotone.

Yusuke nodded, "That's better. I guess they're ok after all."

"No they're not...Do you not see the freaky gree..." Flash's protest was interrupted by Hinote putting a brain slug on her head. She continued her statement in monotone, "...great haircuts that Autumn and Hinote have recently acquired."

Kurama tilted his head to the side, "Is it just me or are those three acting a bit strange?"

"It's just you, Kurama. It's just you." Hiei rolled his eyes.

Flash put a brain slug on Kurama's head. Kurama screeched, "Eww! There's a slimy, disgusting blob in my hair! It's ruining my perfect hair! Get it off! Get it off!"

Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, and the three slug-controlled ones watched as Kurama ran around in circles before jumping into the lake. Hinote and Autumn stuck slugs on Yusuke and Kuwabara's heads. Hiei growled at Flash, "Touch me with one of those stupid slugs and I will take great pleasure in feeding you to Hinote's dogs."

-End Scene-

When Good Dog Shows Go Fox – Act 5, Scene 6: Never Give a Fox a Saw

"What do you mean 'nuh-uh'?" Loki questioned.

"I mean, I'm not doing it. There's no way in hell I'm putting my safety in your hands while you have a saw." Autumn shook her head stubbornly.

Loki rolled his eyes, "Well what do you want me to do? Get in the box and let you saw me in half!"

Autumn smirked evilly; letting her demon half take control, "Precisely."

"Oh fine. Change of plans, folks. Instead of me sawing my assistant in half, she'll be sawing me in half." Loki told the audience.

"Woohoo!" Flash called, "I wanna see some gore!"

"Yay! Gore!" cheered Hinote and Yusuke.

Harmony wheeled out the sawing in half box and brought out a saw. Loki climbed in the box and shut the lid. The fox held up the saw and tried bending it to show everyone that it was a real saw. She had a sadistic grin on her face as she put the blade to the box and began sawing. Loki was talking the whole time.

"Now you see, I've never actually experienced this trick before. I've always wondered what it feels like to be sawed in – OW! MY SKIN! You're cutting into my flesh! That's not supposed to happen! Ow! Ow! Ow! STOP IT! ARGH! Help me!"

Harmony started laughing insanely as she continued to saw Loki in half. Flash started cheering and waving a flag that had the words 'Go mutt!' on it. Hinote and Yusuke were also cheering the fox on. Kurama sat back and relaxed. He took a sip of his water while he watched Harmony take revenge on the magician. Hiei sat there with his arms crossed as he watched the scene on the stage. The show was starting to interest him.

"WHY ME! Why must I always be put in such painful situations! Why won't anybody help me! Mommy!" Loki started to cry.

The director parted some of the plants behind Kurama, "Psst! Kurama!"

"Hmm?" Kurama looked back at the director.

"This is the part where you go up and stop Harmony from killing Loki!" The director hissed.

"Why?"

"What do you mean 'why'! You're supposed to be the one that stops everyone from breaking the law! Sawing someone in half is against the law! Plus it's written in the script."

"But I don't like him."

The director smacked his forehead, "Just go save Loki."

"But then he won't die."

The director growled, "Look. If you don't get up there right now and stop Harmony from killing Loki, you won't be paid for the week. AND I'll make sure that you never see Autumn again."

Kurama stared at the director in horror. He immediately stood up and rushed out to the stage. The director grinned, knowing he'd won. Kurama was about to pull Harmony away from Loki when she held her hands over her mouth and ran off backstage. Kurama blinked and looked down at Loki. The saw was still stuck in the box. Loki was twitching. There was a puddle of blood forming underneath him.

"She must've just remembered that blood makes her sick." Kurama shrugged as He took the saw out of the box and opened it, causing Loki to fall out onto the floor.

"Kill...me..." Loki whimpered. He fell still. A moment later there was a glow and a fairy in a bottle hopped out of Loki's pocket. The fairy started pounding on the jar and yelling things along the lines of 'let me out so I can save him!' Kurama took a look around. He started whistling innocently and clasped his hands behind his back. Once he was sure that no one was looking, he kicked the fairy bottle away. The fox laughed evilly before walking off to find Harmony.

-End Scene-

When Good Dog Shows Go Fox – Act 5, Scene 7: Sminglefoof

Flash sighed, "This is boring. Everyone's too good. Autumn, wear your dinner."

"Okee dokee!" Autumn saluted before picking up her bowl of spaghetti.

Kurama reached out a hand to stop her, "No, Autumn, don!"

Autumn turned the bowl over on her head in order to wear it like a hat. All the spaghetti was hanging down from the bowl and sauce was dripping down her face. She was grinning happily. Kurama sweat dropped, "-t..."

Hinote, Yusuke, Flash, and Loki started to laugh. Hiei watched with mild amusement. Kurama was rubbing his head in frustration. Loki suddenly slammed his hand on the table, "I know why the last trick didn't work right! I didn't say 'Sminglefoof'!"

There was a puff of smoke and sitting in Kurama's place was a small red spider. Everyone stared. Hinote screamed, "OH MY GOD! IT'S A SPIDER! KEEP IT AWAY!"

Hinote ran away and jumped onto the table of a nearby group of loveable senior citizens. He continued to screech and cry about the spider. Kurama, in the confusion, fell off the table and started walking around on the floor in circles. Some random woman screamed and jumped on the table with Hinote. The two of them hugged each other as they screamed at people to squish the spider. Some muscle-y man got up and walked over to the table where Hinote and the woman were.

"Are you going to squish the spider?" The woman asked.

The man rubbed the back of his neck, "Actually, I was going to ask you to move over so I can cower up there with you like a sissy."

"Oh. Well, in that case..." Hinote moved to the side along with the woman. The muscle-y man got up on the table and they all clung to each other and started screaming again.

A few people ran over to step on the spider. Autumn fell down onto the floor to hold all of them back. "WAIT! That's not a spider! It's my boyfriend!"

"Get him off of the floor and into this jar!" Flash commanded.

Autumn hesitated as she looked at the spider. "But that means I have to touch it..."

"Oh for crying out loud! It's Kurama!" Hiei yelled.

"Then you pick him up!" Autumn hissed.

Hiei glanced at the spider, "You're closest to him..."

"ARGH!" Flash yelled before stomping her foot on the ground in frustration.

Autumn let out a little squeak of horror as she stared at the half-smashed spider on the floor. "Flash...you squished Kurama!"

"Oops..." Flash rubbed the back of her neck in embarrassment.

Dream: Well that's all for chapter three! Hope you enjoyed it!

Zero: Please Review.

Dream: I'm going to get working on chapter 4 right away. I've got an idea for a blooper. It won't be a Dog Shows blooper, though. Anyway, until next time! See ya!