Rating: G, unless you're allergic to Snape
DisCLAIMer: You really think JK Rowling would write: "O Snape, you're such a brute"?
Ode to Snape
O Snape, you're awful cute
O Snape, you're such a brute
The way you make your potions
How I love to see those motions
And the sneer you often make
Inside it makes me quake
The tattoo upon your arm
Will bring all the world to deadly harm
But alas you are a spy
Perhaps it would be better if you would die
You are nice to a rare few
Like when you do what Voldemort tells you to
We find your childhood was tough
But your manner's never rough
You are obviously above that sort of thing
O, it makes Peeves want to sing
About Potty Wee Potter and how you hate him so
And how you drag him to detention with the Weasel in tow
You foster the hatred between Malfoy and Harry
But we know those two will someday marry
Or, at least, Draco will fall for Ginny
Whom, in my opinion, is a ninny
You hated James Potter, that we know
And when you met Harry, you let it show
Ah, Snape, why are you so tricksy?
Why are you so false?
The only human thing about you
Is the steady beating pulse!
You chose to spend your days alone
In your dungeons you do hide
But maybe there's more to you
You just hide it deep inside