A/N: I'm back! More people will be inserted! More insanity will ensue! And Elrond is freaking out...another classic chapter by Adsol.
Chapter Eleven: Even More Chaos and Elrond is Freaking Out
"Wait! You aren't close to being refined!!!" Orliey screams.
Yes, the mob has returned. And some new people, as well.
One is called elven-dreamer and is wearing a shirt that says "Elves...". The other one, skyler06, is wearing a shirt that says "Frodo, Frodo, Frodo!!!". The next, Starlight Queen, is looking casual in a red shirt and jeans. The next, Pointy-eared-elfs, is wearing a shirt that says, "I have pointy Ears." The next, southerngirl4615 is looking casual in a green shirt and black pants. And the last, EL MUCHACHO LOCO is wearing a nice green shirt and jeans.
"AII! MORE FREAKS!!" Aragorn yells, hiding under a counter. Haldir is sleeping.
Faramir has returned from his little dinner and so has everyone else. Haldir is still sleeping.
"Go away, yesss, away you goesss." Gollum hisses. Three guesses as to what Haldir's doing.
"Come off it." Someone says, as Gollum goes back to the bar to drink. Did you say sleeping?
"Is that all he ever does?" EL MUCHACHO LOCO says. You'd be right, if that's what Haldir was doing.
"Pretty much." Elrond says. Elrond has been drinking Tequila and sitting on a table.
"ELROND!! PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT ON THAT!!" Orliey screams, resuming the chase to refine Elrond.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Elrond screams. The chase is back on.
"Is that all she does?" Starlight Queen asks.
"Pretty much." Haldir says. Oh, look, he's UP!! Gasps of surprise!!!
"This is boring!" Denethor complains. "It's hot in this stupid costume!"
"Hey, you wanted the job!" Aragorn says.
"I want an icee!!" Denethor says.
Faramir puts some icee in a cup and tosses it at Denethor, and the icee promptly spills out. See, he forgot to put the lid on.
"Not that way, you simple minded idiot!!" Denethor yells.
"Who're you calling simple minded?" Faramir says, drawing his sword.
"Er...Pippin." Denethor says, gulping at the sight of the sword.
"That's right."
"I'm NOT SIMPLE MINDEDED!!!" Pippin protests.
"Simple minded. Not mindeded." Sam corrects.
"Since when were you up?"
"No idea, really."
"Ok, then. Proves my point."
"I WANT FOOD!!" Someone screams.
"DUCK! IT'S A FLYING CHAIR!!!"
"A flying chair?"
"A FLYING CHAIR!!!"
"GASP!!!"
"HEY!!"
"WHAT?"
"THAT HURT!"
"NO ONE GOT INJURED!!"
5 more minutes of pointless screaming and yelling ensued. Then, the authoress remembered there was a plot and it should be followed. And a modification was made.
"Ok, so now that that's past..."
"You want fries with that?"
"Where's Arwen?"
"Where's Eowyn?
"Where's the customers?"
And lo and behold, the customers had vanished!
"What's going on?"
"Where's Eowyn?"
"Where's Arwen?"
"Where's the customers?"
"Why are you repeating your sentences?"
"Who What When Where Why?"
"And How."
"Can't forget How."
"This is stupid and pointless."
"Well said, Pippin."
A moment of silence filled the room. Pippin, saying something well said? What on earth was this world coming to?
"Did anyone just realize..."
"Pippin's smart!"
And everyone fell over in a faint from the shock.
A/N: Hello! Yeah, the customer's are going to come back. What, you thought they'd disappear? Oh, sure. NOT! Ok, after that, look for more coming!
Chapter Eleven: Even More Chaos and Elrond is Freaking Out
"Wait! You aren't close to being refined!!!" Orliey screams.
Yes, the mob has returned. And some new people, as well.
One is called elven-dreamer and is wearing a shirt that says "Elves...". The other one, skyler06, is wearing a shirt that says "Frodo, Frodo, Frodo!!!". The next, Starlight Queen, is looking casual in a red shirt and jeans. The next, Pointy-eared-elfs, is wearing a shirt that says, "I have pointy Ears." The next, southerngirl4615 is looking casual in a green shirt and black pants. And the last, EL MUCHACHO LOCO is wearing a nice green shirt and jeans.
"AII! MORE FREAKS!!" Aragorn yells, hiding under a counter. Haldir is sleeping.
Faramir has returned from his little dinner and so has everyone else. Haldir is still sleeping.
"Go away, yesss, away you goesss." Gollum hisses. Three guesses as to what Haldir's doing.
"Come off it." Someone says, as Gollum goes back to the bar to drink. Did you say sleeping?
"Is that all he ever does?" EL MUCHACHO LOCO says. You'd be right, if that's what Haldir was doing.
"Pretty much." Elrond says. Elrond has been drinking Tequila and sitting on a table.
"ELROND!! PEOPLE ARE GOING TO EAT ON THAT!!" Orliey screams, resuming the chase to refine Elrond.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Elrond screams. The chase is back on.
"Is that all she does?" Starlight Queen asks.
"Pretty much." Haldir says. Oh, look, he's UP!! Gasps of surprise!!!
"This is boring!" Denethor complains. "It's hot in this stupid costume!"
"Hey, you wanted the job!" Aragorn says.
"I want an icee!!" Denethor says.
Faramir puts some icee in a cup and tosses it at Denethor, and the icee promptly spills out. See, he forgot to put the lid on.
"Not that way, you simple minded idiot!!" Denethor yells.
"Who're you calling simple minded?" Faramir says, drawing his sword.
"Er...Pippin." Denethor says, gulping at the sight of the sword.
"That's right."
"I'm NOT SIMPLE MINDEDED!!!" Pippin protests.
"Simple minded. Not mindeded." Sam corrects.
"Since when were you up?"
"No idea, really."
"Ok, then. Proves my point."
"I WANT FOOD!!" Someone screams.
"DUCK! IT'S A FLYING CHAIR!!!"
"A flying chair?"
"A FLYING CHAIR!!!"
"GASP!!!"
"HEY!!"
"WHAT?"
"THAT HURT!"
"NO ONE GOT INJURED!!"
5 more minutes of pointless screaming and yelling ensued. Then, the authoress remembered there was a plot and it should be followed. And a modification was made.
"Ok, so now that that's past..."
"You want fries with that?"
"Where's Arwen?"
"Where's Eowyn?
"Where's the customers?"
And lo and behold, the customers had vanished!
"What's going on?"
"Where's Eowyn?"
"Where's Arwen?"
"Where's the customers?"
"Why are you repeating your sentences?"
"Who What When Where Why?"
"And How."
"Can't forget How."
"This is stupid and pointless."
"Well said, Pippin."
A moment of silence filled the room. Pippin, saying something well said? What on earth was this world coming to?
"Did anyone just realize..."
"Pippin's smart!"
And everyone fell over in a faint from the shock.
A/N: Hello! Yeah, the customer's are going to come back. What, you thought they'd disappear? Oh, sure. NOT! Ok, after that, look for more coming!