Sirius Black, You've Met Your Match!
Chapter 5 - - - It's Just Another Maurader Day...
....or night, rather. Lily, Maria, Noel, and Jenna ran upstairs to their dorm, ready for bed after a fun-filled day. Most people don't think getting caught in the Charms classroom is fun, but everything was fun to the Mauraders.
When they got inside, Jenna turned to everyone, blushing so much it looked like someone had smeared red paint on her cheeks. "Um...guys, I have something to tell you..."
"Yeah?" Noel said.
"Erm...meandTroyaregoingout!!" she said in a rush.
"That's great, Jen!" Lily exclaimed. "And now, all of us have boyfriends, except...." everyone turned to Maria.
"Huh-what!? What about you, Noel!?" Maria shrieked.
"I'm going out with Remus, silly!" Noel giggled.
"...I am always left in the dark..."
Lily, Noel, and Jenna grinned.
"Time for the persuasive girl talk!" Noel whispered.
Lily nodded, an evil grin on her face, and Jenna said, "Watch this!" she took Maria's arm and led her to a chair. "Maria, what are we gonna do about this?" she sighed.
Maria looked at her with wide, innocent eyes, toying with the strap on her heeled-sandals. "About what, Jen?"
"Why, being single, of course!" Lily laughed, taking a hint from Jenna. "We have a niiiiiice solution, though..."
"Yes!" Noel chimed in. "We know a certain black-haired, funny, witty, charming, stunningly handsome Maurader who's got his pretty blue eyes on you!"
"James is going out with Lily. And he has brown eyes."
Jenna cracked Maria on the head. "Don't play stupid, we're much better at it than you-"
"That's true."
"We're talking about Sirius! He is so perfect for you!"
Noel smiled. "Yes. You're both funny, like to play jokes..."
"A match made in Heaven." Lily agreed.
They could see the idea slowly dawning on Maria, and waited with their fingers crossed. But all she said was, "Yup. You know, it's late. I think I'm gonna go to bed."
Smiling, they all went to sleep.
The next day (NOW it was another Maurader day, lol!) was quite eventful..but only thanks to the Mauraders, masters of practical jokes.
"So I say, today we do something to Snape and Malfoy!" James was saying.
"Quidditch tryouts are today, though." Sirius replied, running a hand through his soft black hair.
"Well, how many of us are trying out?" Troy asked. "I know you two are...I think I will too. What about you, Remus?"
"Nah, not me. I'm sure you guys will make it though. I'll watch." Remus answered.
"Count us out, too." Lily said, gesturing to herself and Jenna. "We'll watch with Remus."
"Alright!" Maria exclaimed. "I'm in!"
"Same here!" Neol nodded. "We'll try out!"
"Noel Jaden Potter..." James said. "I don't know if it's a good idea for you to try out. I don't want you to get hurt."
Noel giggled. "Oh, Jamsie, you worry too much. I'm gonna try out! I like Quidditch."
"Alright. That settles it. This leaves me, Lily, and Jenna free to play pranks." Remus said, an evil grin on his tanned face.
"Actually, we all can." Sirius said, looking around the Great Hall to make sure no one was listening. "I heard Snape and Malfoy talking. Snape's not trying out, but Malfoy is. You guys take grease-head, we'll go for evil blondie over there." his grin was basically identical to Remus's.
"This is perfect." Maria giggled happily.
"Now all we need to do is decide what we're gonna do." Troy added.
"I think we still have some Dungbombs left..." Jenna said.
"Nah, I got a better idea...." Lily smirked.
"Okay...so what was the plan again?" Sirius asked his partner, James. "And why did we partner off like this? Why aren't you with Lily? Why aren't I with Maria?"
James sighed. "Weren't you listening to a word we were saying?"
"Uh, no, I was busy staring at-"
"Don't say it." James rolled his eyes. "Alright. We partnered off into pairs that work best together. And we are supposed to be waiting for Maria and Remus to cause a diversion so we can sneak into the Slytherin common room and jinx Lucius Malfoy's precious broom!"
"Oh, yeah. That's right." Sirius grinned sheepishly. "Well, they better hurry. Quidditch tryouts are in half an hour."
All of a sudden, there were screams coming from the Slytherin dungeon. Maria and Remus must've made their move. James and Remus, under the Invisibility Cloak, waded through the sea of people, trying not to run into anyone. They managed to make it safely insode before the secret door shut.
Remus and Maria were still in there.
"What? What are you doing here?" James asked. "Didn't you run with the crowd?"
"Well, it's like this," Marria started, "We caused a diversion-"
"-a real good one-"
"-and they all ran out-"
"-but we kinda got stuck-"
"-now you guys are here-"
"-and we found out the door doesn't open wtithout a password!" Remus finished.
"So...can we get out?" Sirius asked.
"There's supposed to be a vent here somewhere." Maria waved a hand vaguely. "Troy and Neol told us about it when they were looking for a curse for Lily and Jenna to use on Snape."
"Okay." James said. "You two look for the vent. We'll hurry up and jinx the broom."
"Right."
Maria and Remus hurried off to a separate part of the common room, searching high and low for the elusive vent.
"Hey, Mia," Remus whispered. "Guess what?"
She looked at her friend curiously. "What is it, Remmie?"
"I know someone who's planning on asking you out..." he said slyly, thinking (The only way the girls will win this bet is over my dead body!)
"Oh? And who would that be?" sha said, but she already knew.
"Take a guess, Mia."
She chucked. "Look, Remmie. The vent. Give me a boost, will ya?" then she called to Sirius and James. "Hey, guys! The vent! You done yet!?"
They ran over as Remus gave Maria a lift into the vent, then hoisted himself up afterward. Sirius stared until James jabbed him in the ribs with his elbow, snickering softly.
They climbed away, hoping that they would end up in Gryffindor Tower before the Slytherins found them.
"We spent a long time looking for a spell perfect for Snape." Noel said proudly. "Don't screw it up! Make sure to flick your wrist at exactly the right moment!" Troy nodded.
"Don't worry. Nothing'll go wrong!" Jenna reassured them. "We aren't top of the class for nothing, are we?"
"I sure hope so. It took a while to find that hair spell..." Troy said. "Okay. We'll be watching!"
Lily and Jenna ran into the Great Hall, Troy and Noel at their heels.
"Here...hide there!" Noel pointed. "You have a clear shot of the Slytherin table!" then they went to stand at the entrance to the hall.
"Alright. You ready?" Jenna asked.
"I sure am! This is gonna be great!" Lily rolled up her sleeves and murmured the spell, flicking her wrist and pointing her wand at Snape.
There was a sudden flash and a loud bang...and then Snape wasn't Snape anymore.
Noel and Troy, who had been standing with their arms crossed like guards at the doors, looked at Snape with wide eyes.
"Was that the spell we gave them!?" Troy exclaimed. Noel, speechless, shook her head.
"Uh......oh...." Lily murmured, wand still pointed.
"RUN!" Jenna shrieked.
They took off, grabbing Noel and Troy as they sprinted past.
They had turned Snape into a girl.
a/n: Ooooh. lol. It was a simple hair spell....oops. Alright...I admit. I cannot remember who I mentioned in my other chapters (reviewer-wise), so I'm gonna mention everyone again so no one feels left out:
WaNdA
ArieannaLupin
AngelD
AprilSkrutin
The Blue Flying Lunch Box
Sapphire of the Sea
Lil' Lily In A Pond
Annoriel
Ok! I did it! Hope you guys liked this chapter. Next one: The outcome of Lily and Jenna's spell (How the school reacts), outcome of James and Sirius's spell, and Quidditch tryouts! I know, I know, they already have places on the team, but I wanted my own made-up characters to try out too. hehe. Oh..yesh. Does anyone know if Voldie was in their time period? Was he evil and stuff then too? Plz tell me if you know. Look foward to some drama in later chappies, lol!
Chapter 5 - - - It's Just Another Maurader Day...
....or night, rather. Lily, Maria, Noel, and Jenna ran upstairs to their dorm, ready for bed after a fun-filled day. Most people don't think getting caught in the Charms classroom is fun, but everything was fun to the Mauraders.
When they got inside, Jenna turned to everyone, blushing so much it looked like someone had smeared red paint on her cheeks. "Um...guys, I have something to tell you..."
"Yeah?" Noel said.
"Erm...meandTroyaregoingout!!" she said in a rush.
"That's great, Jen!" Lily exclaimed. "And now, all of us have boyfriends, except...." everyone turned to Maria.
"Huh-what!? What about you, Noel!?" Maria shrieked.
"I'm going out with Remus, silly!" Noel giggled.
"...I am always left in the dark..."
Lily, Noel, and Jenna grinned.
"Time for the persuasive girl talk!" Noel whispered.
Lily nodded, an evil grin on her face, and Jenna said, "Watch this!" she took Maria's arm and led her to a chair. "Maria, what are we gonna do about this?" she sighed.
Maria looked at her with wide, innocent eyes, toying with the strap on her heeled-sandals. "About what, Jen?"
"Why, being single, of course!" Lily laughed, taking a hint from Jenna. "We have a niiiiiice solution, though..."
"Yes!" Noel chimed in. "We know a certain black-haired, funny, witty, charming, stunningly handsome Maurader who's got his pretty blue eyes on you!"
"James is going out with Lily. And he has brown eyes."
Jenna cracked Maria on the head. "Don't play stupid, we're much better at it than you-"
"That's true."
"We're talking about Sirius! He is so perfect for you!"
Noel smiled. "Yes. You're both funny, like to play jokes..."
"A match made in Heaven." Lily agreed.
They could see the idea slowly dawning on Maria, and waited with their fingers crossed. But all she said was, "Yup. You know, it's late. I think I'm gonna go to bed."
Smiling, they all went to sleep.
The next day (NOW it was another Maurader day, lol!) was quite eventful..but only thanks to the Mauraders, masters of practical jokes.
"So I say, today we do something to Snape and Malfoy!" James was saying.
"Quidditch tryouts are today, though." Sirius replied, running a hand through his soft black hair.
"Well, how many of us are trying out?" Troy asked. "I know you two are...I think I will too. What about you, Remus?"
"Nah, not me. I'm sure you guys will make it though. I'll watch." Remus answered.
"Count us out, too." Lily said, gesturing to herself and Jenna. "We'll watch with Remus."
"Alright!" Maria exclaimed. "I'm in!"
"Same here!" Neol nodded. "We'll try out!"
"Noel Jaden Potter..." James said. "I don't know if it's a good idea for you to try out. I don't want you to get hurt."
Noel giggled. "Oh, Jamsie, you worry too much. I'm gonna try out! I like Quidditch."
"Alright. That settles it. This leaves me, Lily, and Jenna free to play pranks." Remus said, an evil grin on his tanned face.
"Actually, we all can." Sirius said, looking around the Great Hall to make sure no one was listening. "I heard Snape and Malfoy talking. Snape's not trying out, but Malfoy is. You guys take grease-head, we'll go for evil blondie over there." his grin was basically identical to Remus's.
"This is perfect." Maria giggled happily.
"Now all we need to do is decide what we're gonna do." Troy added.
"I think we still have some Dungbombs left..." Jenna said.
"Nah, I got a better idea...." Lily smirked.
"Okay...so what was the plan again?" Sirius asked his partner, James. "And why did we partner off like this? Why aren't you with Lily? Why aren't I with Maria?"
James sighed. "Weren't you listening to a word we were saying?"
"Uh, no, I was busy staring at-"
"Don't say it." James rolled his eyes. "Alright. We partnered off into pairs that work best together. And we are supposed to be waiting for Maria and Remus to cause a diversion so we can sneak into the Slytherin common room and jinx Lucius Malfoy's precious broom!"
"Oh, yeah. That's right." Sirius grinned sheepishly. "Well, they better hurry. Quidditch tryouts are in half an hour."
All of a sudden, there were screams coming from the Slytherin dungeon. Maria and Remus must've made their move. James and Remus, under the Invisibility Cloak, waded through the sea of people, trying not to run into anyone. They managed to make it safely insode before the secret door shut.
Remus and Maria were still in there.
"What? What are you doing here?" James asked. "Didn't you run with the crowd?"
"Well, it's like this," Marria started, "We caused a diversion-"
"-a real good one-"
"-and they all ran out-"
"-but we kinda got stuck-"
"-now you guys are here-"
"-and we found out the door doesn't open wtithout a password!" Remus finished.
"So...can we get out?" Sirius asked.
"There's supposed to be a vent here somewhere." Maria waved a hand vaguely. "Troy and Neol told us about it when they were looking for a curse for Lily and Jenna to use on Snape."
"Okay." James said. "You two look for the vent. We'll hurry up and jinx the broom."
"Right."
Maria and Remus hurried off to a separate part of the common room, searching high and low for the elusive vent.
"Hey, Mia," Remus whispered. "Guess what?"
She looked at her friend curiously. "What is it, Remmie?"
"I know someone who's planning on asking you out..." he said slyly, thinking (The only way the girls will win this bet is over my dead body!)
"Oh? And who would that be?" sha said, but she already knew.
"Take a guess, Mia."
She chucked. "Look, Remmie. The vent. Give me a boost, will ya?" then she called to Sirius and James. "Hey, guys! The vent! You done yet!?"
They ran over as Remus gave Maria a lift into the vent, then hoisted himself up afterward. Sirius stared until James jabbed him in the ribs with his elbow, snickering softly.
They climbed away, hoping that they would end up in Gryffindor Tower before the Slytherins found them.
"We spent a long time looking for a spell perfect for Snape." Noel said proudly. "Don't screw it up! Make sure to flick your wrist at exactly the right moment!" Troy nodded.
"Don't worry. Nothing'll go wrong!" Jenna reassured them. "We aren't top of the class for nothing, are we?"
"I sure hope so. It took a while to find that hair spell..." Troy said. "Okay. We'll be watching!"
Lily and Jenna ran into the Great Hall, Troy and Noel at their heels.
"Here...hide there!" Noel pointed. "You have a clear shot of the Slytherin table!" then they went to stand at the entrance to the hall.
"Alright. You ready?" Jenna asked.
"I sure am! This is gonna be great!" Lily rolled up her sleeves and murmured the spell, flicking her wrist and pointing her wand at Snape.
There was a sudden flash and a loud bang...and then Snape wasn't Snape anymore.
Noel and Troy, who had been standing with their arms crossed like guards at the doors, looked at Snape with wide eyes.
"Was that the spell we gave them!?" Troy exclaimed. Noel, speechless, shook her head.
"Uh......oh...." Lily murmured, wand still pointed.
"RUN!" Jenna shrieked.
They took off, grabbing Noel and Troy as they sprinted past.
They had turned Snape into a girl.
a/n: Ooooh. lol. It was a simple hair spell....oops. Alright...I admit. I cannot remember who I mentioned in my other chapters (reviewer-wise), so I'm gonna mention everyone again so no one feels left out:
WaNdA
ArieannaLupin
AngelD
AprilSkrutin
The Blue Flying Lunch Box
Sapphire of the Sea
Lil' Lily In A Pond
Annoriel
Ok! I did it! Hope you guys liked this chapter. Next one: The outcome of Lily and Jenna's spell (How the school reacts), outcome of James and Sirius's spell, and Quidditch tryouts! I know, I know, they already have places on the team, but I wanted my own made-up characters to try out too. hehe. Oh..yesh. Does anyone know if Voldie was in their time period? Was he evil and stuff then too? Plz tell me if you know. Look foward to some drama in later chappies, lol!