Rating: PG-5
Disclimmer: Bet JKR really likes Hufflepuffs…bet she doesn't make fun of them… (damn you amy!)
Ode to Salazar
Oh Salazar Slytherin, you were one of the four
Who started the school, but you wanted more
You and Godric must have been great friends
But often you fought and couldn't make amends
You betrayed Helga, Rowena and Godric too
The reason for your hatred, we haven't a clue
But we do know that you left an heir
Who got lots of followers like Malfoy and Macnair
Oh Salazar, you crazy old coot
I bet your birthday parties were a hoot
You had a thing with types of blood
If they weren't pure, you called them mud
You refused to let these mudbloods be in your house
For they had the value of a louse
Why, oh, why, were you so picky?
I bet deep down you were just like Mickey
You favorite colors were silver and green
But that doesn't explain why you were so mean
Perhaps, unlike Helga, you had expectations
And the Chamber of Secrets was your creation (s)
You had a fetish with rather large snakes
And I bet you baked some rather good cakes
But all in all, we really must wonder
What caused you to make all of the blunders
And you left the school to your old friends
Thus bringing the Slytherin honor to its end