A/N: I'm back! Didja miss me? Thought not. Anyway, now that I know what the highest hand is, it's time to reveal the victor!! Of lots of money!!
Chapter Fourteen: I am the Champion!!
"Hey, can I just round off this amount to $300?" Legolas asks.
"FINE! More money for me!" Denethor says happily.
So now there's 300 dollars on the table...
"Ok, men...have at it. Faramir, what's your hand?"
"ER, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, all hearts."
"Eh, I did better!! Three of a kind aces and two kings." Boromir says.
"Dad?" they ask Denethor.
"A royal flush."
"WHAT?"
"Hey, he counted cards!!'
"No fair!"
"I WIN!! I AM THE CHAMPION!!"
"Hey, dad, shouldn't you share some money with your firstborn? Like, 150?" Boromir asks.
"Lemme think...NO!! MUAHAHAHA!!"
"DAD!"
"YOU FREAK!!" Aragorn screams.
"GET HIM!!!"
Everyone runs after Denethor, and no one notices that the pot of gravy is dangerously close to exploding...
"Hey, what's that noise?" Legolas asks, looking at the rocking pot of gravy.
"No! Legolas, don't look at it! Remember last time?" Arwen cautions, but Legolas the Prince is too good to listen to the words of a Queen...that turns out funny, doesn't it?
"What's--" Legolas asks, while sticking his head over the pot, which chooses then and there to explode.
"AAAIIIII!! MY BEAUTIFUL ELVISH FACE!! AIII!" Legolas screams, running around.
"Heeeheee!" Denethor snickers.
Haldir is sleeping in the corner.
"Is that all he ever does??" Aragorn yells.
Chef Louis is sleeping as well.
And with that, controled chaos (or not) set upon the cooking school...
ABOUT 20 Minutes later...
"All right, can we just leave?" Boromir asks.
"Why not? Chef whats-his-face is sleeping!" Arwen says.
"The only good thing was that I made money!" Denethor says.
"Whatever." Everyone else says, walking back to the restaurant.
Meanwhile...
"Hey, what's this?" Sauron asks. "Pull over, Grima!"
"Yes, boss." Grima says, driving a black limo towards Burger Hovel.
"Hey, Grima, make it snappy!" The Witch King says. "The Fell Beasts are hungry..."
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"Grima, can you hand me that Coke?" Gandalf asks.
"Sure, Gandy!"
"Eh, hand me that lighter!" Sauruman says.
"Sure thing!"
"Hey, hand over the salted pork!" Gimli says.
"Yes, sir!"
"Pass the ketchup!" Elendil says.
"Here, Elen, have at it!" Isildur says.
"Don't call me Elen, Isil!"
"RARR! Not Isil, got it???"
"Ok! Ok!" Elendil says.
"Hey, what's that?" Gil-galad asks.
"Dunno, Gilly, maybe we should check." Balin says.
"NEVER AGAIN!!" Gil-galad says.
"Sorry!"
"What are we doing in this car again?" Celebrimbor asks.
"Dunno." Celeborn replies.
"Hey ho, merry dol!" Tom Bombadil says.
"Shut up, Tom!" Goldberry yells.
"I'm sick of this car!" The Lieutenant of Dol-Gildur says. (did I get that right?)
"Why are there good people in here?" The Mouth of Sauron asks.
"What's wrong with that?" Eladan and Elrohir asks.
"I'm tired! Man, why did Elrond have to work here??" Celebrian asks.
"No love, that's all..." Erkenbrand says.
"Doesn't Sam work here?" Rosie asks.
"Heard Pippin works here..." Diamond says.
Merry's wife says something, but as to what no one knows.
"Watch the pedestrians!" Theoden and Eomer yell.
"This is insane." Glorfindel says.
A/N: What are all these people doing in this limo? Why are good and evil together?? Find out next time!!