A/N: Sorry about the wait on this chapter. Anyway, in this issue we'll see just why everyone is in that car, some of the cameo people will come back, and...more weird stuff will happen!

Chapter Fifteen: Arriving at the Restaurant...

In the Limo...

"Hey, Grima, do you think that they have good food" The Witch King asks.

"Theoborn's Burger place used to be here."

"That's right! Who did you say bought it" Elendil asks.

"Uh, some upstart named Aragorn and some other people." Celeborn replies.

"Cool. So, do you think they have good food"

"Well, we're kind of pulling into the lot...could that have something to do with the quality of their food" Elladan asks sarcastically.

They pull into the lot and get out of their limo.

A few moments before, in the restaurant...

"AAAAAAHHH! THEY'RE BACK" Legolas screams. And indeed, there sit PopcornLeader (Kay), Mary, Orliey, and...Annabel, terrorising the poor owners of the restaurant.

"We're doing nothing of the such" Sean says, walking in (we'll leave him in for stupidity relief). He is wearing a Orange County Choppers shirt (black) and black jeans. Mary is wearing a vintage-looking shirt that says"Visit Mary's Shop of Broken Dreams", Kay has a shirt that says "I LUV PIPPIN", Annabel has on her "Marry me Merry" Shirt, and Orliey has a shirt that says"Elrond comes out of the closet." (Ok, that's weird.) They all have jeans on.

"AHH! A BOY! A SCARY BOY" Legolas screams, ducking behind the counter.

"Er, Legolas, aren't you a boy" Aragorn asks.

"I'm GIMLI! FEAR ME" Sean screams, standing on top of a table and swinging a piece of paper around like an axe.

"Little boy, you are not Gimli." Mary says, cuddling with Faramir in a booth.

"Elrond, have you stopped living in the closet yet" Orliey asks, waving around a large book.

"Noooo..."

"All right then! Now, you have 20 minutes to read this and then you will have a quiz on it" Orliey yells, throwing a book at Elrond called"How to be a Respectable Elf Lord".

"Look! A huge limo of customers" Pippin says, placing a few bottles of Jack Daniels on the shelf.

"Oooh, people" Mary says, looking out the window.

"Really? People people?"

"Really! People who are people!"

"Mary, why do you have a tie on" Boromir asks.

"Because I can, smartass. I bet I can tie a tie better than you" Mary says.

"Yeah, as if. You look like a poser."

"Say that again, you fruit salad" Mary yells at Boromir, brandishing a sword.

"I'm a what"

"You're one grape shy of a fruit salad. But you know what? You ARE a fruit salad"

Mary and Boromir start beating the shit out of each other, right there. The people who were in the Limo walk in and stare at them questioningly.

"SAY UNCLE! Say Uncle, Boromir, say uncle you fucking piece of shit"Mary screams.

"UNCLE" Boromir screams. The two stop fighting, with more than enough bruises, scrapes, and cuts on them to last a lifetime. Plus, Boromir has a broken finger and Mary has a bloody nose.

"Now look what you've done to my son" Denethor screams, tossing a bottle of ketchup (the plastic squeeze kind) at Mary.

"Er, can we get a burger" Elendil asks.

"Uh..." Everyone else says.

"Sure! Faramir, stop hugging Mary and make a damn Icee! Boromir, make some frenchfries, dammit! Everyone else, just go do your damn jobs" Aragorn screams.

Everyone runs off to do their jobs. The ladies (Mary, Kay, Annabel, Orliey) and Sean go to sit down at a booth, whispering hurriedly and fervently. Mary's bloody nose abruptly stops and Boromir's broken finger is healed!

"Ok, I'll have a burger with everything including hot peppers, he'll have a large fry and a Coke, an order of chicken wings and a Pepsi, and 10 large orders of Chicken Nuggets and 15 Large Fries." The Witch King says.

"Whisper whisper...closet...whisper...bomb? NO! Wait, what? Oh, ok! Good idea" Everyone who just got a cameo say.

"What on Earth are they talking about" Boromir wonders.

Soon, the Limo Bunch sit down at a large table. Haldir comes up and sarcastically asks the Witch King if he would like something to drink.

"Well, no thanks." The Witch King answears.

Suddenly!

KA-BLAM! Elrond's closet blows up with a bang. Sean and Mary (I know this kid Sean) laugh. Mary is holding a match and some tissue paper. Elrond lets out a wail and screams, looking around for little scraps of paper.

"What are you looking for, Ma'am" Sean asks Elrond.

"OOOOH, BURN" Everyone yells.

"Did he just..." Boromir asks.

"Yes, Boromir." Mary says, cutting him off.

"Call Elrond a..." Boromir continues.

"Yes, Boromir." Mary says, a bit more irratated now.

"Girl" Boromir asks.

"YES, BOROMIR" Mary screams.

"Ma'am? Can I help you? I was a boy scout..." Sean says.

"NO! YOU CALLED ME A WOMAN"

"Well, why are you wearing a dress" Sean asks, stating the obvious.

"OOOOH, BURN"

"It's not a dress! It's a stately lordly robe! Tough guys wear stately lordly robes" Elrond says.

"No, tough guys wear pink" Sean says.

"Look, Elrond, just tell him what you're looking for"

"My pictures of my casserole" Elrond wails.

"A Casserole"

"YES! It was my favorite casserole ever! I loved it so much"

"You mean that moldy green thing you brough to my 37th birthday celebration" Faramir asks.

"YES" Elrond screams.

"Well, you only have PICTURES"

"No! The casserole was in the...OH NO"

Yes, Sean and Mary have just blown up Elrond's casserole.

"NOOOOO"

"Sorry." Sean says, not sounding sorry at all.

"Oops." Mary says, smiling.

"YOU'RE NOT SORRY" Elrond screams.

"That's right." Sean and Mary say.

"Can't you make a new casserole" Boromir asks.

"NO! That one was 5,500 years old! It was my first casserole I ever made"

"Eeew! No wonder it smelled weird." Faramir says.

"What would you be doing with a casserole" Orliey asks. "Stately Elvish Lords don't have casseroles."

"THIS ONE DOES"

"Ok, ok, don't get all in a huff"

A few moments later...

"Hey, can we stay here for the night" Elendil asks.

"WHAT" Aragorn asks.

A/N: Sorry about the wait, but I hope it was worth it.

About Elrond's Casserole: I was reading one of my earliest stories to my cousin over the phone. Elrond said (in the story) "A casserole I made." She thought it was "A casserole I married." So she asked if Elrond was in love with a casserole. I said no, he made the casserole. But, she still thinks that Elrond loves casseroles, so I put that in. If anyone else thinks it's funny, cool, if you don't whatever, but that's the explaination.