Psychicfiredemoness: Well hello people! Today I made an update for TPAPT. But first to the random folklore story fic thingy!

Hiei: She's insane as hell.

Tyson: And that's why she's sexy!

Psychic: Me?!

Tyson: No! I was talking about the main character of TPATP but carry on.

Psychic: Well here's the update! I own nothing.

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Chapter 4 Yusuke and the beanstalk

"And don't come back without some food!" Atsuko yelled throwing Yusuke out of the house and onto his ass with a change purse in hand.

"FINE!!!" Yusuke screamed walking away with the small bag of money.

Just then Sakyo jumped out from behind a bush.

"Hello there young man, what do you happen to have that money for?" he asked.

"My mom wants me to go get some food and it's just because she's tired of eating squirrel meat every night," Yusuke glowered.

"Here's an alternative, I'll trade you these magic beans for the money," Sakyo proposed.

"Sure," Yusuke said.

They made the exchange.

"Yay! Booze money!" Sakyo yelled running away.

"Hey mom!" Yusuke yelled, "I got some magic beans."

"What you idiot Yusuke!" she yelled throwing the beans out the window.

The second they hit the ground a giant beanstalk rose out of the ground. They both stared at it for a moment.

"Go bring me some food!" Atsuko then yelled throwing her only child up the entire plant.

Yusuke landed with a thud up in the clouds. There sat a big ass castle. And out of the castle came a giant younger Toguro skipping along with a giant pink watering pail to water his flower garden with. Yusuke then snuck inside the castle and filled a bag with food.

"Quack!" he heard and turned.

There sat a duck laying silver eggs.

"What the hell?!" he cried seeing the eggs.

He looked around and snatched up the duck too. Along with a self playing harmonica. (Wasn't it a harp?)

When he left the castle Toguro saw him and gave chase up to the beanstalk where he tripped and fell onto thousands of sharp, pointy rocks…and died.

"Hey mom!" Yusuke yelled going into his house, "I got food, this duck that lays silver eggs and a self playing harmonica."

"But no sake? How could you forget the sake?!" Atsuko yelled.

-End Chapter-

Psychic: There it's done.

Hiei: Baka.

Yusuke: /grabs silver egg/ Hey its paint!

Duck: /dies from paint fumes/

Psychic: Weird.

Sapphire and Kurama: /nod/

Psychic: Right well I'm gonna try to put up Hiei vs. The chihuahua's again. Please review.