Psychicfiredemoness: Okay! I lied but only cause I just thought of something to write! Okay! So shut-
Psychic's Auntie: /hands her a book/
Psychic: Haha, hahaha, ahahahaha! /laughing manically/
Hiei: Damnit.
Psychic: It's a trivia book! Tantei Trivia will live on! Ahahahaha! I own nothing.
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Chapter 7 The princess and the pea
"Mom! I want a bride!" Yusuke said to his mother.
"So what do you want me to do about?" she asked drinking a shot of whisky.
"Find me a bride! The cops said if I was found 'harassing' anymore women I was going to prison," he explained to his half drunk mother.
"Fine! (hic) but she'll be a princess, (hic)," Atsuko said.
There was a knock at the castle doors. The guards let in a drenched Keiko who was muttering something about Scorch dumping water on her.
"Uh, excuse me I am a princess and need somewhere to stay, because if I go back outside Scorch'll throw another bucket of water on me," Keiko explained.
"Sure you can stay, but only if you prove that you're a princess by the morning, then you'll marry my son (hic)," Atsuko said leaving to set Keiko's room up.
-Next morning-
"So how'd you sleep?" Yusuke asked Keiko as she came down the stairs.
"Not so loud Yusuke," Atsuko said holding a bag of ice on her head.
"I slept horribly, someone stacked twenty-seven mattresses on top of each other and by the time I got on the last one there was broken glass, rocks, and a bag of frozen peas on it!" Keiko stated rubbing a sleepy eye, "and if that wasn't bad enough someone threw up all over it!"
"Atsuko you weren't really supposed to get drunk!" Scorch sighed with a clipboard in hand, "and so forth Keiko and Yusuke got married to one another and had fifty million babies! Even though in school they claim women only carry 400 eggs."
"Your knowledge is not a good thing shojo," Hiei stated.
"What!? I pay attention in class! Stupid seventh grade! Blame them!" she pouted.
"Just get on with it!" Yusuke yelled.
"That's it I quit! Just sign my paycheck and I'll leave!" Atsuko said holding her hung over head.
"Uh, we don't pay you guys, I thought you knew that," Koenma said.
"What!?" Yusuke, Kuwabara, Keiko, and Atsuko yelled.
"Me I'm just in it to put you guys though living hell," Scorch explained.
"We knew that already," Hiei stated.
"Shut up Jagan Boy!" she yelled.
"Hn," he stated.
"Right well until next time everyone, ciao!" she said waving bye to the audience.
-End Chapter-
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Psychic: /asleep/
Hiei: /poking at her with a stick/
Psychic: /starts going into a possessed looking spasm which makes her look like she's from Dawn of the Dead/ (That movie sucked so much ass!)
Sapphire: Er… /starts petting Psychic's headstops/
Psychic: /goes spasmatic again/
Sapphire: /starts petting her head again/ Well please review this sad child's story.
Psychic: What!? I'm not sad!
Sapphire: Sure.
Psychic: Shut the hell up Sapphire! Please review.