Long view of some small fields and a few small buildings, and some wooded hills in the distance. The scene has now moved back to the village, Kagome is sitting on the ground, with her arms and ankles tied by rope, looking ready to murder someone
Voices in background: She was in Inuyasha's forest. What strange clothes.
Kagome: LET ME GO RIGHT NOW OR I'M SUING EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU!!!!
Woman: Maybe she's a demon
Kagome: Demon!? What the.. ::sighs:: What kind of place is this?
Commanding voice: Clear the way! Priestess Kaede has arrived!
Kaeda: ::walks to Kagome:: Who are you? Why were you in Inuyasha's forest?
Kagome: Who am I!? WHO AM I!? You try to turn me into a pincushion; you abduct me and tie me up then have the nerve to a-
Kaede: ::gasps in shock then holds Kagome's face:: Let me see your face clearly.
Kagome: ::with her face smushed:: waf the fuf..
Kaede: You resemble...Kikyou
Kagome: huh?
View at night of a small house by a hill, Kagome and Kaede are sitting by the fire
Kaeda: My sister was called Kikyou. She was the priestess who protected the village (we all know about the nice little explanation and flash back.) It's been 50 years since then.
Kagome: Um...I guess this isn't Philadelphia anymore.
Kaede: I haven't heard of it before. Is that your village?
Kagome: Um..yea. And I wouldn't mind getting back to it now. ::blinks for moment:: Shit! How am I suppose to get back!?
Suddenly there's a loud cracking sound and Mistress Centipede bursts from a house
Kagome: ::sweat drops and groan/cries:: Not her agaaaaain
Mistress Centipede: Hand over the Shikon Jewel!
Kaede: ::looks at Kagome:: You have the Shikon Jewel!?
Kagome: NO! She's crazy! And even if I did, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT IT!! ::dodges out of the way as the monster lunges her:: 'Damnit she's gonna destroy everything going after me. The bitch! I have to get away.' Which way is the forest?
Kaede: To the east
Kagome: ::turns and runs away from the village towards the forest, Mistress Centipede in hot pursuit:: Crap, crap, crap ,crap, crap
In the forest Inuyasha suddenly moves and his eyes open
Inuyasha: I can smell it! The girl who killed me.
Kagome: ::running through the forest:: THIS IS NOT WHAT I PLANNED TO DO TODAY!!!
Mistress Centipede: Give me the Shikon jewel!
Kagome: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! What I wouldn't give for a can of bug spray ::yelps as Mistress Centipede lunges again throwing Kagome foreward and into a crouching position before Inuyasha's tree::
Inuyasha: What are you doing with that Centipede opponent of yours?
Kagome: I'm playing tag! What the hell does it....wait ::looks up at Inuyasha in surprise then shrieks:: YOU WERE DEAD!!!
Inuyasha: ::smirks:: Why don't you settle things with a single blow Kikyou . Like when you killed me.
Kagome: Now what are YOU talking about. You people are insane! My name is not-
Inuyasha: It comes
Kagome: Did you just cut me of? Excuse me but I- ::yelps again as Mistress Centipede comes through the trees and snatched Kagome up but get drops again as Spears hit Mistress Centipede. Falls to the ground panting:: Woot! Saved!
Inuyasha: What a disgrace Kikyou
Kagome: ::eyes starts to twitch as she stands then gets into Inuyasha's face:: I am not this Kikyou person. You. Are. Making. A. Mistake.
Inuyasha: Don't be stupid! The only girl who smells like this is...huh...You're...not Kikyou
Kagome: DUH!!!! You half-pint. My name is Kagome! K. A. G. O. M. E. Say it with me now! KAGOME!!!
Inuyasha: ::looks away:: Yea. Kikyou was cuter. Much cuter
Kagome: WHAT!? I'll give you cuter. How about if I pound your cute little scull farther into your cute little a- ::gets cut of as two villagers crash to the ground before them and Kagome is snatched up by Mistress Centipede but she holds on to Inuyasha's two side locks::
Inuyasha: Ow-ow-ow-ow Let go!
Kagome: Ha! Fat chance
Kaede: Inuyasha..has awoken. That seal should have been unbreakable for eternity. Why now?
Mistress Centipede: Give me the Shikon Jewel!
Kagome: I DON'T HAVE IT!!! ::shoves at Mistress Centipede again and the monster's arms are blown away::
Everyone: ::stares in shock::
Kagome: It happened again. And yet I still don't know how to work it groans My kingdom for some Raid
Mistress Centipede: bitch! ::rushes at Kagome and bites her in the side::
Kagome: ::screams as the Shikon Jewel bursts from her body as she's bitten::
Kaede: The Sacred Jewel!
Kagome: ::collapsed on the ground:: 'Th...that came from inside of me? What the hell did I eat this morning!? Just some eggs, and mom's bacon. There was that fuzzy white stuff Souta made, but it didn't look that dangerous and mom was watching.'
Kaede: The Jewel was hidden in her body
Inuyasha: That belongs to me! Hand it over!
Kagome: You son of a- ::yelps as part of the monster's body drags past picking Kagome up and wraps around her pinning her to the tree::
Mistress Centipede: ::looks at Inuyasha:: I heard there was some half- demon brat looking for the Shikon Jewel.
Kagome: Demon!? Ah....I don't think this is gonna work, I'm Christian. So I'll just ::struggles for a moment trying to get free then sighs and stops::
Inuyasha: ::smirks:: Don't take me lightly. Compared to me, a demon like you is small fry.
Kagome: You're talking a whole lot of shit. I reeeeally hope you can back it up.
Mistress Centipede: Can't move, can you. Your power has been sealed hasn't it. wraps her tongue around the jewel and eats it and suddenly starts to regenerate it's arms growing back ect
Kagome: That's so not fair. I went through a lot of trouble taking those of
Inuyasha: Will you shut up
Kagome: SCREW YOU! THIS IS HOW I DEAL WITH STARK RAVING FEAR!!
Mistress Centipede: Now my power is back to full! ::starts to tighten her coils around Kagome and Inuyasha::
Kagome: being crushed Oxygen...is...a necessity!
Inuyasha: This arrow. Can you get it out?
Kagome: What!? I'm a little busy right now!
Kaede: You must not child! The arrow is what seals Inuyasha. He must not be freed.
Inuyasha: Wake up old woman. Do you want to become centipede bait. If that thing completely absorbs the Shikon Jewel, it's over
Kagome: He's got my vote ::reaches up and yanks the arrow out of Inuyasha and the arrow blazes then disappears. In the blast of power the Mistress Centipede is thrown back and Kagome falls to the ground::