Psychicfiredemoness: Hi people! Well my stupid e-mail isn't working write or something and my reviews aren't coming to me. Why damnit why!? But yeah… Oh well.

Hiei: You're an idiot.

Psychic: Shut up! Just for insulting me… /pours Cheap Drain Fatigue down his throat/

Hiei: /really tired now and panting/ Stupid Morrowind.

Psychic: Do not insult Morrowind! You damn Dark Elf! /draws Flame Blade/ I shall kill all your kind.

Hiei: /too tired to move/ Idiot.

Psychic: /charges at himtrips/

Sapphire: Nord.

Psychic: Nords kick ass! /gets up/ And I guess he isn't really a Dark Elf because he doesn't look like one, minus the red eyes, and thinking he's better then everyone. Well I own nothing. /sighs/

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Chapter 8 The Tortoise and the Hare

"Why are you racing oniisan?" Yukina asked Kuwabara.

"He insulted my dignity!" Kuwabara proclaimed.

"What dignity?" Hiei asked.

"That's it shorty!" he yelled grabbing Hiei by the collar.

"Hey! Can we get on with the stupid assed race now!?" Scorch yelled with a spotted flag.

"Where's the checkered flag?" Yusuke asked from the bleachers next to the other YYH people. (Kurama, Keiko, Atsuko, those from the Dark Tournament that I'm too lazy to name.)

"We can't afford one, so I have this spotted one. Now if we can begin the race," Scorch said, "and the moral of this story is don't get cocky till you're finished then you can rub it in the loser's face all ya want."

"That isn't a very good moral," Keiko stated.

"So?" she asked, "it's true. Begin!"

She waved the flag and they began the race, Kuwabara having to go slow, him playing the tortoise of the story. And Hiei had already finished the race.

"What!? I was supposed to win that's how the story goes!" Kuwabara yelled finishing the race.

"Don't you listen?" Hiei asked.

"Why what happened?" He asked.

They all sweat dropped.

"As I said earlier, 'the moral of this story is don't get cocky till you're finished then you can rub it in the losers face all ya want', see if you had listened you would have known that Hiei would have won the race and you would have lost in a horrible cliché," Scorch explained.

"And here's the proof of your stupidity," Hiei scoffed.

"Shut up shorty!" Kuwabara yelled.

"Hn," Hiei replied.

"Well now time for a lunch break!" Scorch stated grabbing a sandwich.

Yusuke grabbed it.

"Give me the sandwich!" she yelled trying to grab it.

A sandwich fight then began. And that became a full on food fight, just because Shishi got hit with twelve sandwiches and his little demon fangirls were there, that doesn't mean anything.

"Okay well this is all Yusuke's fault," Scorch said from that walkway above the stage.

"What!" he yelled throwing a sandwich up at her, it didn't reach and fell back onto his head.

"See ya'll next time," Scorch said waving to the people down below and walked out onto the roof.

-End Chapter-

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Psychic: Well please review you guys. I still can' think of much, I might make a Rapunzal one though but who to use?