View from below of Inuyasha sitting on the branch of a tree, while Kagome below looks on.
Inuyasha: 'How can that girl be Kikyou'
Kagome: :throws a pear at Inuyasha:
Inuyasha: :catches it without looking then turns around and glares at her: What's with all the food
Kagome: :sits down at the base of the tree setting down all the food she's carrying: Don't be so mean. I came to share my yummy food with you.
Kagome is sitting on the ground with Inuyasha beside her as she munches some fruit. Inuyasha is staring at her distrustfully
Kagome: What's your problem. Take a picture it'll last you longer!
Inuyasha: What ever you're up to it won't work
Kagome: I'm not up to anything! I don't know why you don't like me. Everyone likes me. As a matter of fact, it's not even me you dislike; it's this Kikyou chick!
Inuyasha: :growls then jumps up into the tree and turns his back to her:
Kagome: I am not Kikyou! Do we have to go through this again! My name. Is. Kagome. Ka-Go-Me. God, why can't you just relax?
Inuyasha: AHA! I knew it. You don't get I'm just here for the jewel. You just want to lure me into a false sense of security!
Kagome: :hums innocently: Really? You think? Don't know why that it. All I gotta do to make you behave is say the word sit ::doesn't move as Inuyasha hits the ground: You know I don't know how this is gonna work. What if we're walking and all of the sudden I have to tell you I need to SIT down, or I'd like to SIT and and rest. It'd be really awful if when I said SIT! You have to SIT! :stands up and walks off: See ya
Inuyasha (stuck in a deep whole, his form smoking from the impact): Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
scene of Kagome sleeping then outside a tree is filled with dark eyes crows
Inuyasha:shoots out of the trees scattering the crows: humph. Lechers. They're only here cuz they smell the jewel
Morning again. Kagome is walking of towards the forest
Kagome (thinking): 'Well I came in through the well, so obviously it's the way out.' :walks into the forest: 'I miss my CD player, and fries, and burgers, and TV. And I really have to pee
At the village
Kaede: Kagome! Kagome!
Villagers: We haven't found her Lady Kaede
Kaede: Could it be that she's gone of on her own? We spoke of creatures who wanted the jewel but not nearly enough.
View of Inuyasha crouching on the roof of some building.
Inuyasha: Grrr :dashes off:
Kagome continues to walk through the forest, while in the bush behind her, two pairs of eyes stare out. Then a large group of men move along the bushes. Kagome is oblivious, of course.
Kagome:spots the well: That's it! Indoor plumbing I'm coming home :yelps as two hands suddenly grab each of her upper arms, and an arm covers her face: 'Why is everyone kidnapping me this week!'
View from outside of the entrance to a large, run-down building, with some crows flying in the air outside. Inside the building some ugly soldiers shove Kagome onto the floor
Soldier 1: Hey boss! We caught the girl just like you said we should!
Soldier 2: Heh, heh. Her kimonos shorter than mine. :tugs at her skirt: Hey, you might catch cold
Kagome: You crazy mother fuckers:sweat drops angrily: What's with all you guys around here. Ever seen a skirt before. Or soap.
Soldier 3: Is that it, our hands too dirty for ya
Kagome: exactly. I'm glad you see it my way. Now let me go and I'll kill you :stops and tugs at her hair then smiles innocently: Or. I meant or. Heh heh :smiles then turns and jumps as the giant scarred bald leader comes His body sluggish, eyes dull and glazed looking in every direction:
Leader: Hand over the jewel. Right now
Kagome: :tries to move back but the soldiers catch her arms and hold them as the leader pulls out a sword: Ooooooh, shit.
Soldier 1: Try takin it off in one swing boss. Like a dandelion :smirks as Kagome struggles: Hey! Stop squirmin
Kagome: Right. That's exactly what I'm gonna do
Leader: :lifts up the sword and brings it down but misses and impales one of the soldiers:
Dying Soldier: Boss! Whatadya do that for? :dies:
Soldiers & Kagome: :stare in shock then scream and run out of the way as the leader starts swinging the sword aimlessly:
Soldier 4: Boss! Boss! Where ya aimin?
Soldier 5:pushing Kagome forward with the others: It's her you want
Kagome: :growls and moves away from their hands: Dumb asses! Can't you see there's something wrong with your boss! Unless he's always retarded like this.
Soldier 2: No
Kagome: Alright then stop messin around AND GET YOUR BUTTS IN GEAR! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Kagome & Soldiers: :scream and duck as the leader swings again:
Kagome:ducks under the leaders legs: 'Here I am! In some kind of stoned Wonderland. Playing goose goose dead duck with a giant.' NOT WHAT I WANTED TO DO TODAY!
View of Inuyasha rushing along the forest
Inuyasha: Stupid girl! I don't care where she goes but she took the jewel with her!
Back inside the little hut the leader swings the sword cutting down the columns and collapses a piece of the ceiling in on the door, debris landing on a fallen soldier
Kagome: Damn it :tugs the Soldier to his feet: Don't kill yourself
Soldier: Th..thank you for saving me
Leader: I want the jewel
Kagome: Grrrrrr 'God why does everyone want this stupid rock? I should have listened to Kaede. Stupid stupid stupid' ::sneaks past slowly and the group of soldiers run forward as the leader lunches at them and hide behind Kagome. Glares at them: Thanks for nothing! Babies.
Soldiers: :laugh sheepishly:
Leader: Give me the jewel!
Kagome: Now what do I do. Now what do I do? We need...need a way out! Maybe if I distract him. :pulls of the jewel: Here boy! Fetch :throws it then blanches when the leader doesn't move: FUCK:looks at the soldiers: Try to push out that wall!
Soldiers: Right:ram the wall but it barely cracks: Sorry boss, no good
Kagome: WHAT? So I'm your boss now huh? Wish you'd figured that out WHEN YOU HAD ME KIDNAPPED! Alright then you bitches :turns around just in time to see the leader raising his sword: 'A miracle would be really appreciated right now. An earthquake, volcanic eruption..
Inuyasha: :shoots through the wall and jumps infront of Kagome the sword braking on his kimono then punches the leader a couple times in the face and he topples backwards:
Kagome: 'A half demon with a sword proof suit. That's good too' :tackles Inuyasha who falls over in surprise: INUYASHA! YOU RULE LIKE A BITCH! You're timing really sucks. BUT YOU STILL RULE!
Inuyasha: Get of me wench! I only came for the jewel
Kagome: Oh. :Jumps up and stands glaring at him: Jack ass
Inuyasha: Where is it anyway? Is it safe?
Kagome:smiles sheepishly: um...
Inuyasha: WHAT?
Inuyasha: Tell em you did not loose it!
Kagome: Alright, I won't
Leader:struggles to his feet again and Kagome and Inuyasha jump back:
Inuyasha: What's that smell? It's like rotting meat or..or :smirks suddenly as a three eyed crow sticks it's head of a hole in the giant man's chest: Ha, so that's it. How much ya wanna bet that crow ripped his living heart out and made itself a bloody nest
Kagome: A nickel?
Inuyasha: Wha...WHAT IS WITH YOU?
Kagome: EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T GO INTO SCREAMING FITS AT EVERY LITTLE THING!What the hell kind of crowmakes a man into a puppet?
Inuyasha: A demon. A Carrion Crow doesn't fight on it's own unless there are dead bodies handy. :rolls up his sleeve: They ain't so tough. But their hell and nasty! :jabs his arm into the hole in the man's chest trying to capture the bird but it bursts out the man's back and flies out the window: