Psychicfiredemoness/sighs/

Alex/sighs/

Scorch/sighs/

Hiei?

Three girls/burst out in laughtersigh/

Hiei: What the hell is wrong with you people?

Three/sigh/

Hiei: Never mind.

Three/sigh again/

Hiei/walks away/

Scorch and Psychic/look at each other/

Alex: What…

Both/throw Alex at Hiei/

Psychic: Score. Well I feel better. I own nothing.

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Chapter 11 Sleeping Hanyou

"No!" Sapphire yelled.

"Damnit Sapph just do it! Nothing'll happen! And if he does anything you can neuter him," Scorch stated.

"Hell no! I ain't getting that close to him!" Sapphire retorted.

"We'll just go to plan B!" Yusuke screamed covering Sapphire's mouth with a rag and she fainted.

"You bastard! You attacked my best friend!" Scorch growled, "defend your honor! Always wanted to say that."

Yusuke was running by now.

"That's it plan T8-67-59BKLMS-" she was cut off.

"Shut up sis!" Singe yelled. (She's in Resurrection, Blood, Life. She asked Hiei to sleep with her. /shivers/)

"Make m- Hey wanna make a dollar?" she asked.

"Depends…" Singe said.

"You might get to be kissed by Yoko," Scorch said.

"K," Singe agreed and lay on an alter thingy then pretended to be asleep.

"Whore!" They heard Hiei scream in the distance.

"Hiei's here?" she asked.

Scorch nodded. Singe ran away looking for the one person to ever turn her down with little hearts popping above her head. Scorch grabbed a walkie-talkie.

"Gelly Belly we have a problem, come in over," Scorch stated.

"What?" Yusuke asked.

"Get in a prince's outfit, over and out," she replied.

-Ten minutes later-

Keiko lay on the alter thingy asleep. Yusuke ran over and poked her once, then got an evil grin on his face and started lowing his head to hers. She choose then to wake up.

SLAP!

"Yusuke you pervert!" She screamed running away leaving the seemingly dead detective.

"Uh well, um, that's all the time we have," she grabbed some suit cases, "I gotta go back to Makai before Yusuke wakes up and kills me painfully for tricking him into trying to kiss his girlfriend."

Now we see Hiei running for dear life, just to be difficult she tripped him, which was bad. Singe had been chasing him and grabbed him and started dragging him to a secluded area to rape him. He on the other hand was trying to get away and screaming some very colorful things in Makai dialect.

"To save the friend and disobey thine sibling or not?" Scorch stated, "Singe look mom and dad and they have your unpaid parking tickets!"

Singe ran away from fear of their parents. Scorch then ate stage floor.

-End Chapter-

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Psychic: Well it was longer then a couple of the other ones were so leave me alone.

Hiei: Hn.

Psychic: Uh well people, if you've read my story Resurrection, Blood, Life, then please give me ideas in review or e-mail form, for that story! Please! People are hounding me for romance and I'm not good at that kind of thing! Well review, please.