Hot Mama
A/N: So anyway, believe it or not, I am going to present a RikuYuffie fic! Gasp Because Yuffie is so lovable and Riku is so cool! But take it easy, I doubt I will make them a real couple, but still, it is depending on how I write. I never plan for this. Its for making up for my laziness :X haha… Will try to update the rest when I got time. And title sucks! Even though it obviously implied that it will be a humour fic.
1. Struck By Love
" Riku is so darn hot! His lush green eyes, with passionate flames, like a forest fire… His silvery flow of hair…"
Squall gazed at Yuffie to pretend he was listening while Yuffie went on babbling about how hot Riku was. At certain point of time, Yuffie would sigh and "aww" like a lovesick fanatic.
" Date him then. I'll get him for you."
Squall's answer was short yet intriguing, leaving Yuffie staring with wide open eyes. In her mind, Riku was someone unreachable, unattainable, oh so lovable, like a forbidden fruit to normal girls like her and… Oh crap, Yuffie scolded herself mentally. She was having a crush on a boy. A boy younger than her by at least 5 years. Well, not that it was really that big, the age gap. But he was under legal age for se… Gee… Who said they were going to make love?
Okay, okay, just be friends… Build up a good foundation… And once he reaches 18 I will bed him! Yikes, I am so sick…Yet I feel so sickeningly good!
" Squall, you're are going to do it for me? Out of pure love and affection for your good friend? You are going to ask him out for me? Oh thanks!"
" Sure… Sure…"
Out of pure disdain for your frustrating babbling actually…
A/N: Send the reviews in!