HOWARD!
By: Goover
Authors Note: I don't own Magic Kaitou or anything else I mention in this story besides Howard. HOWARD IS MINE! MUAHAHA!
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Howard was Kaito's best friend in the whole world. He went with the magician everywhere. To the store, to school on heists, on vacation, to the bathroom, in his backpack….. Literally everywhere. Howard even slept with him, but not in the way all you perverts would think. Howard slept on the pillow, all curled up in a cozzy, warm bandana.
What is Howard? Well, that's for me to know and you to find out. Be a detective. Put the clues together.
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"Oy! Howard! I need to take a shower! Are you done yet?" the irate Kaito yelled while pounding on the bathroom door.
"….." was his answer.
"Finally!" the boy opened the door in irritation and picked up Howard. Tossing him aside, Kaito walked into the bathroom to take his shower.
"…."
"Well, you weren't moving, so I had to throw you!"
Later…
The classroom was in usual disorder, people ran around, made sculptures out of mashed potatoes, were attacked by lions, blew things up, and ran in the opposite direction of Aoko and her mop, Lemon Sherbet, as she viciously thwacked at Kaito and Howard.
"…"
"Yeah." Kaito ducked. "She does this every day."
"……"
"Ok. I'll tell her." He grinned mischievously. "Howard says your skirt flies up every time you do that!"
Aoko blushed. Then she changed the subject. "Who's Howard?"
"My best friend in the whole world!" Kaito proudly held Howard out for all to see. Hakuba looked over jealously.
"………"
"I'm his best friend too!" he said, equally proudly.
"……"
"Whaddaya mean?" Aoko asked nervously.
"He wants to your best friend also."
Aoko thought for a second, then exclaimed "OK!"
Hakuba mumbled to himself, "I don't see what's so great about a stupid potato anyway…"
FIN!
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Randomly put together during lunch. Howard is a real potato too! He's my friend! (glomps Howard)