"Ugh my head hurts." Carl yawned for he felt like he woke up from a long nap and found himself inside a fridge. "What the hell is this friggin' crap? Where am I?"
"Oh they needed you for a stunt." Arceus reassured since the llama shaped Pokemon God was casually sitting just outside reading a book. "They were trying to find Professor Jones but couldn't find him in Indiana."
"Are ya freakin' serious?"
"Indeed I am yes."
Carl sighed and proceeded to accept his fate. "Eh whatever it don't matter. None of this matters."