Warning: This chapter contains wet dreams, feminine problems and products, and masturbation. Nothing graphic. Yah, I know it sounds weird, but you will understand, when and if you read this chapter. If you choose not to, I'm sorry. I always get somewhat angry when girls in books/movies go years with the whole period thing not coming up. Plus I thought is would be funny to do.
Anyway, on with the story.
Chapter 11: Day From Hell
"Draco… Draco…"
Draco rubbed his eyes being awoken by some noise.
"Draco… Draco"
"What the bloody hell." Draco rose from his bed and opened his door.
"Draco… Oh Draco…"
Draco raised an eyebrow at this, "Is that… Weaslette?" He walked over to the balcony and listen.
"Please…Please…Draco…"
"Yes, that is definitely Weaslette." He looked over at his clock, it was blinking 3 o'clock in the morning at him, but then it quickly started blinking the word 'Ginny'. Draco blinked a few times and the clock read three once more.
"Bloody weird."
Ginny kept making noise and finally Draco couldn't take it anymore. He stormed out the door and downstairs. Once he was down there he started banging on her door.
"Oi! Weaslette, pipe down I am trying to catch some beauty sleep!"
Ginny continued to make noise.
"Weaslette, if you do not stop that noise I will come in and shut you up!"
Still Ginny would not be quiet.
"That's it I am coming in." Draco busted through the door, "What the hell is… Oh Merlin!"
What Draco saw before him, he could never prepare himself for. Ginny Weasley, naked on her bed, pumping her fingers very rapidly in and out of her sex, while continually screaming his name.
"Draco!! Oh Draco!! YES!!"
Draco couldn't help but stare. Weaslette was…was… pleasuring herself, and screaming his name.
"This really doesn't make any sense."
At the sound of his voice Ginny came to a dead stop and looked at him.
"Dra… Draco…" Ginny then smirked and crawled off the bed and slowly walked over to Draco, "I've been waiting from you Draco…" As she brought her lips to his another noise caught his attention.
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"Oi! Ferret it's two in afternoon, get your bloody arse outta bed already!"
She then proceeded to blast her music, "Ruby Soho" by RANCID.
Draco shot straight up in bed, sweat dripping of his face.
It was a…a… Dream?
More like a nightmare, Weaslette naked… blah…
Hehe, that's not what the rest of your body is saying.
Draco looked down he then fell back onto his pillow.
Just brilliant, morning wood and Weaslette's horrid interpretation of music.
He got up and yelled out his door, "You stupid twit shut the excuse of music off I'm up."
In more ways then one.
Shut the hell up!
Ginny turned the music off, "Good now hurry up lunch is almost ready."
"Alright, let me just… Shower…" Draco then slammed his door.
I am never eating ramen EVER again!
"What a bloody git, pfft, calling me a twit." Ginny continued making lunch.
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Draco finally showed up downstairs a half an hour later for lunch.
Ginny set a plate of hotdogs and hamburgers on the table, "And for dessert we have swiss cake rolls."
Draco looked at her confused, "And was in Merlin's name is that?"
Ginny shook her head, "Just what the name implied Ferret, now eat up, the kitchen is the last thing I need to clean today, and then I need to go to the store again."
"I'll eat the lunch you've made Weaslette, but I am not trying anymore or your strange foods. That ramen you made me eat last night, gave me horrid nightmares last night."
Nightmares my arse.
Shut up!
Ginny giggled, "So that's why you slept later then usual."
He nodded and then shoved a hotdog in his mouth.
Ginny made a face, "Nice table manners Ferret." Ginny picked up her hotdog slowly taking a fairly good portion of it into her mouth before taking a bite.
"Weaslette you wouldn't know what manners were if some…one… hit…" Draco couldn't help but watch Ginny eat her hotdog. Something about it just made him want to…
"I'm done eating!" Draco practically yelled, "The waves look great, I am going surfing for a bit."
Ginny smiled, "Alright Ferret calm down. How about I clean up and meet you out there."
"No!" He then ran outside.
Ginny watched him as he left, slightly hurt.
What did I do?
She then shrugged it off and then proceeded to clean the table.
As Ginny was washing the dishes a tiny owl and a gray falcon landed on the windowsill, "Wow from Ron and Colin," she smiled, "I feel loved." She opened the window, took the letters from both familiars, feed them treats, and then retreated to her comfy chair on the porch.
First she read the letter from Ron:
Dear Sis,
I hope this letter finds you well. Mum says that everything is ok, but I don't believe her. Malfoy better not be anything mean to you. He isn't torturing you or anything is he? Or going to use you as a Deatheater sacrifice?
Ginny laughed at this.
"What's so funny?"
Ginny jumped and turned around, "Geez Ferret, way to scare the hell out of a girl!" Ginny stared at him for a moment. Draco was in his boarder shorts and all wet from being in the water.
All wet…
Ginny looked away blushing.
Draco looked at her confused, but decided to drop it, "So what's so funny Weaslette, your lovely little Pothead write you a love letter?" There was so much venom in his statement that it surprised Ginny.
Ginny looked at him and made a face, "First off Harry isn't mine, he's like a brother to me, second…"
"Oi Weaslette I didn't know your family was like that. I mean I heard of 'If you can't keep it in the pants' and all that, but really…"
"SECOND!!" Ginny wasn't even going to honor his comment with a retort, "It's from Ron and he has himself convinced you've used me as a sacrifice to Voldemort, or deflowered me in some vulgar way."
Draco blushed for a moment thinking about the dream he had. He quickly looked else where and cleared his throat, "and the other letter?"
"It's from Colin, I haven't opened it yet."
Draco nodded, "Alright. Well I'm going in to clean up. Oh and don't bother cooking tonight. Since you need to go into town for food, I figured I would drive you in and then grab something to eat."
"That's really nice of you Ferret." She smiled.
Draco shrugged, "Not really, I just don't feel like suffering from more nightmares from your food." He then walked inside.
"You're a totally GIT Ferret!" Ginny then sighed and got back to reading Ron's letter.
But seriously speaking Gin Gin, if Malfoy is giving you problems just come home, alright? Then your big brother Ron will kill him for you. Well I need to leave now, mum is coming and I'm in HUGE trouble. Everyone sends their love and Mione hopes you like that book.
Lots of love,
Ron
Ginny smiled to herself, "Ron you idiot." She smiled to herself, "I miss you."
Before she could dwell on it she moved on to Colin's letter:
Dearest One,
Are you kidding? Not only can I come to visit my best mate ever, but I also get to chill on a tropical island with Blaise Zabini? I don't know how you managed this love, but you are the best!! ^_^ Anyway, I can't wait to see you. Is the ferret treating you alright?
Ginny sighed, "You'd think he's the devil or something."
If not I'm knock him one when I get there. Also I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to bring my camera. I think I could get some great still shots of you. The tropical background would be perfect.
Ginny blushed.
And no blushing, you know you're a knock out. Hehe, I'd be surprised if the ferret hasn't tried making moves on you yet.
"If only you knew."
And besides you know that my camera and I never go anywhere without each other. And maybe… I can get a pic or two of Blaise, you know get a new subject to work with. Hehehe…
"Yah, I'm sure that's all you want. You're suppose to be happy about seeing me."
But don't worry love, my top priority of this trip is to see you. I do miss you lots, and I can't wait to see you.
All my love,
Colin
She smiled big, "I miss you too Colin." She then got up and decided to go for a quick dip. She went to her room to change quick and then she noticed something, "Shit!!!"
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Draco heard Ginny scream, and thinking the worst, he threw on a towel and ran down the steps. He knocked hard on her door, "Oi Weaslette you alright?"
Ginny was in her bathroom sitting on the towel crying, "No! This is the worst. Argh! Why now of all times."
"What's wrong? Let me in!" Draco was worried, he'd never seen nor heard a Weasley cry ever, so he was almost panicked.
Slowly the door unlocked and Ginny poked her head out slowly, "Ferret I need a…favor…please?" She said meekly.
Draco was really confused now, Ginny asking him for a favor, "What is it?"
She was so embarrassed, how could she have forgotten the most important thing in the world?
"Ummm…I need you to go to the store and buy me some…" she mumbled the last part.
He raised a brow, "Some what?"
"Some…" She mumbled again.
Now Draco was getting aggravated, "Out with it Weasley."
She closed her eyes tightly and said really fast, "Ineedyoutogetmesometampons!"
Draco hoped to any and all gods that he didn't just hear what he heard, "…What did you say?"
Ginny looked down and blushed, "I need you…to get me…tampons…"
Now Draco was pretty well versed in muggle technology due to having learned about such things in class. He vaguely remembered the one day McGonagall coming into class to talk about safe muggle sex his sixth year. She explained how when women hit puberty they get something called a 'period' where they bleed for a few days. While bleeding they have to use things call sanitary napkins and tampons. To make a long story short it was the worst class he ever had in his whole life and he never wanted to hear about it again.
"Listen here! There is no way in Heaven or Hell I am buying you any of that stuff you hear me!"
Ginny then looked up at him with the saddest puppy dog eyes you've ever seen and bawling her eyes out, "but…but…but…" She then cried harder.
Draco rolled his eyes.
That's right, the old witch mentioned something about PMS too.
Draco sighed deeply, "Isn't there some potion that can take care of this little…problem?"
Ginny sniffled and wiped her eyes, "Yah, but I don't have the ingredients right now."
Draco smiled finding a silver lining, "Tell me the ingredients, I'll go out and get them."
Ginny shook her head, "There's one part that I don't think you wanna know about…" She blushed again.
"Oh for Merlin's sake!" he shook his head.
Ginny began to cry again, "I'm so sorry Malfoy! Please don't hate me!" She cried harder.
Draco's eyes went wide.
She doesn't want me to hate her? Yes, definitely PMS.
As he stood there hearing her cry he couldn't stand it anymore, "fine…"
Ginny looked up at him with hope in her eyes, "what was that?"
He crossed his arms and looked to the ceiling, "I said fine," he then glared at her, "but this is it. And you owe me BIG TIME you hear my Weaslette?"
Ginny smiled big, "Thank you Ferret!!" She practically almost took Draco down as she gave him a huge hug.
Draco was caught off guard for a moment, but then quickly recovered and pried Ginny off of him, "Enough, get off me or I won't go for them."
Ginny quickly let go, "sorry…" She sniffled.
Oh no she's going to cry again.
Before anymore tears were shed he was out the door.
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(I wanted to write about Draco seeing the variety of different tampons and pads, like wings and what not, but I think I have grossed out any male readers enough. ^_^)
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About and hour later Draco returned with the need goods mumbling about the strange looks he got from some people, and the pity looks he got from others. (Note: if you live with a woman, sooner or later you will have to go out and buy feminine products for her.)
Ginny took the box from him and quickly ran to her room to take a shower and insert said tampon.
She came out of her room about thirty minutes later with a big smile on her face, "So much better."
A sound of disgust could be heard from Draco who was lounging on the couch, "Oi Weaslette, I didn't need to know this."
"Oh, I didn't know you were there." She walked over to the couch and leaned over the back to look at him, "Sorry, and thanks again," She smiled, "You're an absolute lifesaver."
Draco wasn't used to being thanked, especially by a Weasley. He turned away from her, blushing slightly, "Whatever, but like I said before, I won't do it again and you owe me BIG!"
Ginny laughed and nodded, "I'll make it up to you. How about I make you something…" Then it dawned on her, "Oh shit! I'm sorry Draco, you wanted to eat out, I forgot." Her eyes were getting watery again and she started to sniffle.
Draco turned to look at her.
Not again
"Weaslette calm down please, I picked up some food when I was out, see?" He pointed to the bags on the table.
Ginny then stopped crying, "I'm sorry."
He rolled his eyes, "How long do I have to put up with your more then normal dysfunctional behavior."
Ginny started to sniffle, "You think I'm dysfunctional?"
He sat up quickly and grabbed her by the shoulders, "No…yes…what I mean is, stop crying!"
She cried more.
Good job Ace.
Shut up!
"Umm…what I mean is, do you really want your worst enemy to see you cry?"
Ginny looked into his eyes, "So you do hate me…" There was no stopping it now, out came the water works.
Draco became panicked.
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
So he did the only thing he could think of to shut a girl up. He brought his hand up to her cheek and turned her face towards his and looked her in the eyes, "What I mean is, you aren't this much of an emotional wreck usually. Where's the short punchy Weaslette, hm?"
Ginny just stared at him utterly speechless.
For days to come Draco didn't know why he did what he did next.
He leaned in slowly and lightly touched his lips to her, testing it.
Ginny's eyes went wide, but she didn't pull away.
What is he doing? Why?
"Draco…what are you…" Then his lips were fully over hers, kissing her properly.
After getting over the initial shock, Ginny closed her eyes and gave into the kiss.
So warm…
Draco watched as she closed her eyes. He was half happy, half disgusted, which surprised him, because in the back of his mind, not clouded by Malfoyness, it wasn't disgusting at all.
So warm…
After a few moments he pulled away slowly, keeping contact with her lips as long as possible.
Ginny then slowly opened her eyes and stared into his.
Draco look at her, "There, now you don't owe me anymore."
Now, to normal Ginny, she would have known he meant it as a joke to lighten the awkward moment, but she wasn't normal Ginny right now. She was PMS Ginny.
(Poor Draco)
She grew angry, "Draco Malfoy you disgust me!" Then she slapped him across the face and stormed to her room, slamming the door behind her.
Draco plopped back down on the couch and threw his arm over his eyes, "Note to self: Don't mess with females when they're on the rag. What a miserable day." He then fell asleep, too exhausted to move.
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Well that's it for now. Consider this an early Valentine's Day present from me to you all. I hope you enjoyed it. ^_^ Thanks you everyone who gave me ideas and who reviewed, you are all super cool.