Chapter 9.

Hiei cursed silently as he walked to the arena to fight. He stood there fuming, waiting for Sakura to come to the ring. She was taking her sweet time, walking gracefully to the ring, well it was graceful until she tried to jump into the ring and tripped falling face first into the concrete.

"It's OK... I'm OK!" Sakura jumped up brushing the dirt off.

"Riigghhhttt..." both Abbey and Kairi said together.

"Lets just get this over with. Your not worth my time," Hiei muttered getting ready to fight.

"Oh that's it, your going to get hurt! Where did I put my dagger?" Sakura asked searching the multiple pockets in her jeans.

"Check your bra!" Kairi yelled at her. Sakura instantly lifted up her shirt to her black and blue bra frowning as she realized it wasn't there.

"Nope not there, hey! Stop looking," Sakura yelled at Hiei pulling her shirt down quickly.

"There wasn't anything to see any ways," he said casually.

"Oh you did not just say that!" Sakura yelled at him blushing indignantly. Meanwhile Kairi and Abbey were dying of laughter from the stands while Kurama watched them with a look of confusion.

"Are you ready to fight yet? This is really boring me," Hiei commented looking at the fuming Sakura.

"Oh yeah I'm ready to fight!" Sakura said and attacked at Hiei. Hiei dodged easily, yawning.

"Come on, I've seen you fight better than this. Unless your getting weak?" Hiei smirked which only sent Sakura more over the edge. The fight lasted five minuets tops. The furious Sakura blinded by rage went out of the arena easily.

"Well that wasn't much fun," Hiei complained as he walked out of the arena.

"Hmm I wonder who's neeeeexxtt.." Kairi started but then the earth began to shake horribly and split apart. Sakura had to lead out of the way so not to fall in one of the cracks that now split the arena into several parts.

"What's happening?" Abbey stammered as she tried to hold on to Kairi who was clinging to Kurama.

"I don't know but this cant be good," Kurama answered her, his dark green eyes watching the land opening.
"Why is the earth shaking?" Boton asked, falling to the floor.

"I don't know but I'm too important to die!" Koenma cried out hiding under a table. "Sir what is that!" Boton asked horrified as a long clawed hang rose up out of the cracks in the ground and rested on the flat surface. Closely followed was a second hand then a head as the demon began to pull him self out of the earth. The demon was hideous, with vomit green skin that was scaly and partly falling off and horns about four feet long. The demon himself was ten feet high and built with plenty of muscles. It eyes, a blood red color, scanned the audience menacingly as if looking for a certain person. Wearing what looked like a baggy old cape and robe made from sand paper it looked both comical and quite frightening.
"Abbey, go ask who he is," Kairi whispered.

"WHAT? Are you crazyyyyyy!" Abbey replied only to be pushed rather roughly towards the giant demon. She stood there giving a half hearted laugh and looked up at the demon.

"Hello there. Um who are you and what are you doing here?" she asked politely.

"I am the evil over lord Win-Poo and..." the demon started.

"WINNIE THE POOH?" Abbeys eyes went wide, "but you don't look like him."

"I am Win-Poo, not that cursed fat bear that is a worthless piece of s.."

"HEY! I love Winnie the Poo! I've never heard of Win-Poo." Abbey mocked and laughed. Her laughs turned to screams as the evil lord picked her up, squeezing her in his large hands.

"I am the evilest of demons. I am the nightmare that lurks under your bed each night. I am.." he growled into her face, his breath crawling down her face and neck.

"Ew! In desperate need of a tic tac." Abbey gagged.

"Why you! Who do you think you are?" Win-poo asked furious.

"I am Abbey Webb," Abbey smiled happily.

"And tell me Abbey, what are you doing here? Why are there so many people gathered here?" The demon demanded.

"To fight to see who will become the next spirit detective. Apparently there's this retard going around killing every one for no reason so we are here to compete so we can go fight and kill him," Abbey rambled on.

"Er, does she realize that's the guy that she's talking about?" Kurama asked.

"Probably not. She's kind of stupid like that," Sakura shook her head.

"WE'RE ALL DOOMED!"