"We didn't do anything," Frau said, then Burt replied, "Yeah we did," Frau
glared at him then whipped him behind her back. "OW!" he yelled, "What'd
you do that for?" "So you did." Dr. Evil said. "Yeah, we did," Burt said,
then Frau whipped him again, "OW! Stop whipping me!" "Doktor, we didn't!"
"Sure Frau." Dr. Evil said.
Then Frau whipped the air, went up to Dr. Evil's face a screamed, "WE DIDN'T!!!" Dr. Evil and Burt were stunned by the yell.
".Frau." Dr. Evil said. "What?" Frau said aggravated. "P-please don't do that." Dr. Evil answered. Then Burt commented, "Frau. that's an odd name." "He doesn't even know your name?" Dr. Evil asked. "He couldn't! I just got here!" Frau answered. "Ok. well. I need you to come back to my Evil lair." Dr. Evil said. "Why?" Frau asked. "I need you to! You give orders good!" "So that's the only reason you want me back?" Frau asked. "Well, now that you cheated." "I DIDN'T CHEAT!" Frau yelled.
".Will you come back?" Dr. Evil asked. "Well. YOU cheated." Frau debated. "So you won't come back?" Dr. Evil asked. "Maybe not," Frau answered. "Haha," Burt laughed at Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil sighed, "Come on Frau!" "Then tell me your sorry," Frau said. "Frau." Dr. Evil started. "Ok... Fine for whatever I did I'm. so-" He tried to say. "Uhh. sor. well you know!" He said. "Your twitching again." Frau said. "No. No I'm not," Dr. Evil said, twitching. "So apparently your not sorry," Frau said.
"I need you to come back!"
"You know how you can get me to come back."
"Look, I'm a frickin Evil Doctor. I can't say that! I'm sorry that it has to be that way." Dr. Evil said.
".You just said you were SORRY that it had to be that way."
".yes. but that was a sarcastic sorry."
Frau rolled her eyes. ".You can't quit this job Frau! You have to come back! Just for the Evil organization!" Dr. Evil said. ".Fine Doktor. I'll come back just for the work," Frau said, not really wanting to go back.
It was a couple days later and they all gathered to discuss Dr. Evil's new plan. "Ok. our new plan is to. wait. we did that already.," He sat there thinking, then he opened his mouth to say something then stopped. "No... that happened to."
They were all getting impatient. "Uh. Dr. Evil," Number Two said trying to help. "SILENCE!!! I will get this." Dr. Evil ordered. "Doktor! Just say one! None of them work anyway." Frau said. "Ya know. I don't need this from you Frau." Dr. Evil said.
After a few minutes of silence he said, "I got it! We go out and buy "aerosol spray cans" and things like that. we spray them all as much as we can, which will destroy the "O-zone layer" and cause it to melt the Polar Ice burgs and flood the earth!!!" "That's a good plan Dr. Evil, but uhhh. won't it a little hard to spray all of that?" Number Two said. "It's just all of our plans practically combined!" Frau said. "Yes but everyone will be helping us, now. we have to have some with us. Scott!" Dr. Evil said ignoring Frau. "What." Scott answered. "I know that you have some things for your hair that can help us," Dr. Evil replied. "So?" Scott said.
"Well can daddy use it?"
"No!"
"Well then you use it!"
"When now?"
".yes."
"All of it?"
"Perhaps."
"No! I'm not gonna make my hair hard as a rock just to help you with your stupid plan!"
"Ok then. you'll use it all eventually." Dr. Evil said. "Now. Frau." "What Doktor." Frau answered. "You must use a lot of. hair spray. so can we use it?" "Why should I let you have it?" Frau asked. "For the evil plan Frau," Dr. Evil replied. She didn't answer back. "Ok then. Number Two go out and buy a big supply of "aerosol" and other things that destroy the 'O-zone layer'" Dr. Evil ordered. "Ok Dr. Evil," Number Two agreed then he went out to buy things.
When he got back with a few bags of it everyone, except for Frau, Mustafa, and Scott, went somewhere to spray them. While Scott was in his room, Frau and Mustafa were sitting at the table on the opposite sides of each other and Mustafa was towards the top of the table and Frau at the bottom. "So." Frau said. Mustafa looked up at her. "Haven't seen you here in a while." she said. "Uhh, yeah, I. had to be in the hospital. for a while," he answered. Frau nodded.
Then Dr. Evil came into the room, "Your cheating! And we've been through this Frau, your not supposed to cheat," he said. Frau and Mustafa looked confused then looked at each other, still confused. "Don't try to hide it Frau." Dr. Evil said. "Doktor, how could we have done anything in the half a minute you weren't here?" Frau asked. "You can do a lot in a half a minute," Dr. Evil answered. ".Not much. and you told us to stay in here Doktor," Frau replied. "Yeah, to prove your cheating," he replied. "You're the one who cheated!" Frau answered.
"I didn't cheat Frau." "Well I didn't cheat either!" Mustafa just looked back and forth as they argued. They continued arguing. "Well then Doktor, if you can't trust me then I'm leaving," Frau said. "Come on Frau, not this again," Dr. Evil said. Then Frau stood up, she walked towards the door, "Come on Mustafa," she said then she grabbed his wrist and walked out with him. "See! I was right! Uh-huh!" Dr. Evil said then walked out.
Frau and Mustafa are walking down the road. "Sorry I took you Mustafa, I just wanted to make him mad and that was the first thing I thought of." she said. "Yes. well." he started. "But now we can't go back," Frau said. It was quiet for a little bit then Frau said, "I know. We can just tell Number Two to tell Dr. Evil that he should let us come back." babbling to herself.
So then they went to where Dr. Evil's underground lair was (under an old school) and Number Two was outside spraying the cans. They got his attention and he walked over to them. Frau told him what to do and he agreed to it.
He walked over to Dr. Evil and told him, "Dr. Evil. Maybe you should let Frau and Mustafa come back, just for the good of the organization." "Well, I never told them to leave." Dr. Evil answered. "So. they can come back?" Number 2 asked. "Yeah, sure Number Two," ".Well Thank you Dr. Evil." Dr. Evil looked kind of confused. "I'll- I'll go get them," Number Two said.
Number Two went and told them what he said. He brought them to the main chamber part of the lair and Dr. Evil was just walking into. "So you brought them back Number Two?" Dr. Evil asked. "Yes Dr. Evil." he answered. Dr. Evil nodded like he didn't really care to much.
"Now, Mustafa invented a security lock in this place. So when I press this button all the doors will lock and we'll be trapped in here until I press the button again, o. and for some reason all the doors lock except for Scott's room. Right Mustafa?" Dr. Evil said. "Yes, well we didn't really have enough money to-" Mustafa said then Dr. Evil cut him off, "So if you try to escape I can keep you in here, .let's try it shall we?"
Everyone just stood there then Number Two said, "Uh. Go ahead Dr. Evil." So then Dr. Evil tested it and it worked. right, the doors closed and locked, but it override the power system and all the power shut down. "Well. Uhh." Dr. Evil tried pressing the button for them to unlock but they couldn't since the power went down. ".Ok Mustafa now what?" Dr. Evil asked.
"Well I guess the power has. gone out and I'll fix the wires and we'll get out of here in a few. days." Mustafa said. "Days?!" Dr. Evil said. ".Maybe it won't be so bad Dr. Evil," Number Two said. "There's no food in here." Frau said. "Or water," Number Two added. "Mustafa! Get to work on-" Dr. Evil started, then there's a load thud, "Ow!"
Then Scott came in, "Dad! What happened?!" "Uhh, we had a little problem Scotty." Dr. Evil answered. "Where are you?" Scott asked him. "On the floor." he answered. "Why." "I tripped over the chair. but I'm fine," Dr. Evil answered then he got up. Scott sighed, "So how much longer is it gonna be dark?" "Don't worry Scott. only for a few more. days," Frau answered. "Days?!" Scott said then walked back into his room.
"Couldn't you of put a lock on his door too Mustafa?" Dr. Evil asked. ".Well I'll get to work now." Mustafa said. Then Mustafa walked off to the other side of the room. Then about 3 minutes later Mustafa said, ".I-I have to go to the bathroom." "Well. just hold it in for. about 5 days." Dr. Evil said.
"So how can we go on without eating or drinking for a few days?" Frau asked. "We can live like month without water Frau." Dr. Evil said. "Well actually Dr. Evil, most people can't go more then a few days without water," Number Two said. "You know everything don't you Number Two?" Dr. Evil said.
Then about an hour passed. "So. how you coming along Mustafa?" Dr. Evil asked. "Uhh. Ok," he answered. Then a LONG silence. "I found a flashlight!" Frau said, then turned it on lighting the room. She shown it around the room and Dr. Evil was watching the light carefully.
Dr. Evil took the flashlight from her and shown it around while they all just stared at him. "I'm gonna put a puppet show on for all you people." Dr. Evil said. They were all confused. He went behind the table and pulled out a few things, "Here. take the flashlight" he said giving it to him.
Frau took it and shown the flashlight on Dr. Evil squinting. "Ok now. lets get started," Then Dr. Evil went below the table and he held up a Ken doll, "This is Dr.. Evan.," Then he held up a small plastic doll and said, "This is.. Fran," "Doktor. where'd you get those dolls from?" Frau asked. "I-I don't know... SHH!" Dr. Evil said then he continued. For the guy he had his own pitched voice but more of an accent, and the girl he had a high British type accent.
Dr. Evan: *to Fran* Your cheating on me!
Fran: Yes, I am. And I do a lot! Since I don't like you!
Dr. Evan: I knew it! Who were the last people you cheated on?
Fran: Uhh. B-Brian! And Umm. Mu.Mu. Mushoo! And I'd do it again!
Dr. Evan: Yes I know you will!
Fran: And now I'm going to marry a prince so I can be a princess and ride in the parade!
*scene switches to the girl doll riding on an stuffed elephant*
Fran: Hello. what your name?
Elephant: *a strong British accent* Ello! My name is Elle!
Fran: Well Elle, I get to ride in the parade since I got married to a prince after my husband Dr. Evan died.
Then Frau cut in, "Where not married Doktor." Then Dr. Evil said in his normal voice, "This isn't about us Frau! It's about Dr. Evan and Fran!" Then he continued.
Elle: Oh, How did he die?
Fran: From an overdose of Cocaine!
Elle: O that's to bad, why do you think that?
Fran: I don't know, maybe he was stressed out so he got into that habit.
Elle: What would he be stressed out about?
Fran: Well I cheated on him on every guy I met.
Elle: That's bad, you shouldn't do that.
Fran: I know, but even if he was alive I'd still cheat!
Elle: Well. the parade's over now, nice talking to you.
Fran: You to Elle, Bye! "The End," Dr. Evil finished. Everyone was silent "Thank you," Frau rolled her eyes, but since the flashlight wasn't pointing to her Dr. Evil couldn't see her. "I based that off of a real experience. yeah," Dr. Evil added.
Then Dr. Evil took the flashlight. He went and sat down in his chair and just shined the flashlight around. "Here let me see that," Frau said then took the flashlight from him. "Hey!" he yelled. She shined it at him, he tried to block out the light, "Ok, give me it Frau." "Why? I found it," Frau said. "Yes but it was in MY Evil lair," Dr. Evil said.
Frau kept it and turned it off so the batteries wouldn't get wasted. She heard him walking towards her so she turned it on. She saw him walking towards her then when he realized the light was on him he stopped, ".Dang it!" Then he went and sat down. This happened three more times until he gave up.
Then Frau whipped the air, went up to Dr. Evil's face a screamed, "WE DIDN'T!!!" Dr. Evil and Burt were stunned by the yell.
".Frau." Dr. Evil said. "What?" Frau said aggravated. "P-please don't do that." Dr. Evil answered. Then Burt commented, "Frau. that's an odd name." "He doesn't even know your name?" Dr. Evil asked. "He couldn't! I just got here!" Frau answered. "Ok. well. I need you to come back to my Evil lair." Dr. Evil said. "Why?" Frau asked. "I need you to! You give orders good!" "So that's the only reason you want me back?" Frau asked. "Well, now that you cheated." "I DIDN'T CHEAT!" Frau yelled.
".Will you come back?" Dr. Evil asked. "Well. YOU cheated." Frau debated. "So you won't come back?" Dr. Evil asked. "Maybe not," Frau answered. "Haha," Burt laughed at Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil sighed, "Come on Frau!" "Then tell me your sorry," Frau said. "Frau." Dr. Evil started. "Ok... Fine for whatever I did I'm. so-" He tried to say. "Uhh. sor. well you know!" He said. "Your twitching again." Frau said. "No. No I'm not," Dr. Evil said, twitching. "So apparently your not sorry," Frau said.
"I need you to come back!"
"You know how you can get me to come back."
"Look, I'm a frickin Evil Doctor. I can't say that! I'm sorry that it has to be that way." Dr. Evil said.
".You just said you were SORRY that it had to be that way."
".yes. but that was a sarcastic sorry."
Frau rolled her eyes. ".You can't quit this job Frau! You have to come back! Just for the Evil organization!" Dr. Evil said. ".Fine Doktor. I'll come back just for the work," Frau said, not really wanting to go back.
It was a couple days later and they all gathered to discuss Dr. Evil's new plan. "Ok. our new plan is to. wait. we did that already.," He sat there thinking, then he opened his mouth to say something then stopped. "No... that happened to."
They were all getting impatient. "Uh. Dr. Evil," Number Two said trying to help. "SILENCE!!! I will get this." Dr. Evil ordered. "Doktor! Just say one! None of them work anyway." Frau said. "Ya know. I don't need this from you Frau." Dr. Evil said.
After a few minutes of silence he said, "I got it! We go out and buy "aerosol spray cans" and things like that. we spray them all as much as we can, which will destroy the "O-zone layer" and cause it to melt the Polar Ice burgs and flood the earth!!!" "That's a good plan Dr. Evil, but uhhh. won't it a little hard to spray all of that?" Number Two said. "It's just all of our plans practically combined!" Frau said. "Yes but everyone will be helping us, now. we have to have some with us. Scott!" Dr. Evil said ignoring Frau. "What." Scott answered. "I know that you have some things for your hair that can help us," Dr. Evil replied. "So?" Scott said.
"Well can daddy use it?"
"No!"
"Well then you use it!"
"When now?"
".yes."
"All of it?"
"Perhaps."
"No! I'm not gonna make my hair hard as a rock just to help you with your stupid plan!"
"Ok then. you'll use it all eventually." Dr. Evil said. "Now. Frau." "What Doktor." Frau answered. "You must use a lot of. hair spray. so can we use it?" "Why should I let you have it?" Frau asked. "For the evil plan Frau," Dr. Evil replied. She didn't answer back. "Ok then. Number Two go out and buy a big supply of "aerosol" and other things that destroy the 'O-zone layer'" Dr. Evil ordered. "Ok Dr. Evil," Number Two agreed then he went out to buy things.
When he got back with a few bags of it everyone, except for Frau, Mustafa, and Scott, went somewhere to spray them. While Scott was in his room, Frau and Mustafa were sitting at the table on the opposite sides of each other and Mustafa was towards the top of the table and Frau at the bottom. "So." Frau said. Mustafa looked up at her. "Haven't seen you here in a while." she said. "Uhh, yeah, I. had to be in the hospital. for a while," he answered. Frau nodded.
Then Dr. Evil came into the room, "Your cheating! And we've been through this Frau, your not supposed to cheat," he said. Frau and Mustafa looked confused then looked at each other, still confused. "Don't try to hide it Frau." Dr. Evil said. "Doktor, how could we have done anything in the half a minute you weren't here?" Frau asked. "You can do a lot in a half a minute," Dr. Evil answered. ".Not much. and you told us to stay in here Doktor," Frau replied. "Yeah, to prove your cheating," he replied. "You're the one who cheated!" Frau answered.
"I didn't cheat Frau." "Well I didn't cheat either!" Mustafa just looked back and forth as they argued. They continued arguing. "Well then Doktor, if you can't trust me then I'm leaving," Frau said. "Come on Frau, not this again," Dr. Evil said. Then Frau stood up, she walked towards the door, "Come on Mustafa," she said then she grabbed his wrist and walked out with him. "See! I was right! Uh-huh!" Dr. Evil said then walked out.
Frau and Mustafa are walking down the road. "Sorry I took you Mustafa, I just wanted to make him mad and that was the first thing I thought of." she said. "Yes. well." he started. "But now we can't go back," Frau said. It was quiet for a little bit then Frau said, "I know. We can just tell Number Two to tell Dr. Evil that he should let us come back." babbling to herself.
So then they went to where Dr. Evil's underground lair was (under an old school) and Number Two was outside spraying the cans. They got his attention and he walked over to them. Frau told him what to do and he agreed to it.
He walked over to Dr. Evil and told him, "Dr. Evil. Maybe you should let Frau and Mustafa come back, just for the good of the organization." "Well, I never told them to leave." Dr. Evil answered. "So. they can come back?" Number 2 asked. "Yeah, sure Number Two," ".Well Thank you Dr. Evil." Dr. Evil looked kind of confused. "I'll- I'll go get them," Number Two said.
Number Two went and told them what he said. He brought them to the main chamber part of the lair and Dr. Evil was just walking into. "So you brought them back Number Two?" Dr. Evil asked. "Yes Dr. Evil." he answered. Dr. Evil nodded like he didn't really care to much.
"Now, Mustafa invented a security lock in this place. So when I press this button all the doors will lock and we'll be trapped in here until I press the button again, o. and for some reason all the doors lock except for Scott's room. Right Mustafa?" Dr. Evil said. "Yes, well we didn't really have enough money to-" Mustafa said then Dr. Evil cut him off, "So if you try to escape I can keep you in here, .let's try it shall we?"
Everyone just stood there then Number Two said, "Uh. Go ahead Dr. Evil." So then Dr. Evil tested it and it worked. right, the doors closed and locked, but it override the power system and all the power shut down. "Well. Uhh." Dr. Evil tried pressing the button for them to unlock but they couldn't since the power went down. ".Ok Mustafa now what?" Dr. Evil asked.
"Well I guess the power has. gone out and I'll fix the wires and we'll get out of here in a few. days." Mustafa said. "Days?!" Dr. Evil said. ".Maybe it won't be so bad Dr. Evil," Number Two said. "There's no food in here." Frau said. "Or water," Number Two added. "Mustafa! Get to work on-" Dr. Evil started, then there's a load thud, "Ow!"
Then Scott came in, "Dad! What happened?!" "Uhh, we had a little problem Scotty." Dr. Evil answered. "Where are you?" Scott asked him. "On the floor." he answered. "Why." "I tripped over the chair. but I'm fine," Dr. Evil answered then he got up. Scott sighed, "So how much longer is it gonna be dark?" "Don't worry Scott. only for a few more. days," Frau answered. "Days?!" Scott said then walked back into his room.
"Couldn't you of put a lock on his door too Mustafa?" Dr. Evil asked. ".Well I'll get to work now." Mustafa said. Then Mustafa walked off to the other side of the room. Then about 3 minutes later Mustafa said, ".I-I have to go to the bathroom." "Well. just hold it in for. about 5 days." Dr. Evil said.
"So how can we go on without eating or drinking for a few days?" Frau asked. "We can live like month without water Frau." Dr. Evil said. "Well actually Dr. Evil, most people can't go more then a few days without water," Number Two said. "You know everything don't you Number Two?" Dr. Evil said.
Then about an hour passed. "So. how you coming along Mustafa?" Dr. Evil asked. "Uhh. Ok," he answered. Then a LONG silence. "I found a flashlight!" Frau said, then turned it on lighting the room. She shown it around the room and Dr. Evil was watching the light carefully.
Dr. Evil took the flashlight from her and shown it around while they all just stared at him. "I'm gonna put a puppet show on for all you people." Dr. Evil said. They were all confused. He went behind the table and pulled out a few things, "Here. take the flashlight" he said giving it to him.
Frau took it and shown the flashlight on Dr. Evil squinting. "Ok now. lets get started," Then Dr. Evil went below the table and he held up a Ken doll, "This is Dr.. Evan.," Then he held up a small plastic doll and said, "This is.. Fran," "Doktor. where'd you get those dolls from?" Frau asked. "I-I don't know... SHH!" Dr. Evil said then he continued. For the guy he had his own pitched voice but more of an accent, and the girl he had a high British type accent.
Dr. Evan: *to Fran* Your cheating on me!
Fran: Yes, I am. And I do a lot! Since I don't like you!
Dr. Evan: I knew it! Who were the last people you cheated on?
Fran: Uhh. B-Brian! And Umm. Mu.Mu. Mushoo! And I'd do it again!
Dr. Evan: Yes I know you will!
Fran: And now I'm going to marry a prince so I can be a princess and ride in the parade!
*scene switches to the girl doll riding on an stuffed elephant*
Fran: Hello. what your name?
Elephant: *a strong British accent* Ello! My name is Elle!
Fran: Well Elle, I get to ride in the parade since I got married to a prince after my husband Dr. Evan died.
Then Frau cut in, "Where not married Doktor." Then Dr. Evil said in his normal voice, "This isn't about us Frau! It's about Dr. Evan and Fran!" Then he continued.
Elle: Oh, How did he die?
Fran: From an overdose of Cocaine!
Elle: O that's to bad, why do you think that?
Fran: I don't know, maybe he was stressed out so he got into that habit.
Elle: What would he be stressed out about?
Fran: Well I cheated on him on every guy I met.
Elle: That's bad, you shouldn't do that.
Fran: I know, but even if he was alive I'd still cheat!
Elle: Well. the parade's over now, nice talking to you.
Fran: You to Elle, Bye! "The End," Dr. Evil finished. Everyone was silent "Thank you," Frau rolled her eyes, but since the flashlight wasn't pointing to her Dr. Evil couldn't see her. "I based that off of a real experience. yeah," Dr. Evil added.
Then Dr. Evil took the flashlight. He went and sat down in his chair and just shined the flashlight around. "Here let me see that," Frau said then took the flashlight from him. "Hey!" he yelled. She shined it at him, he tried to block out the light, "Ok, give me it Frau." "Why? I found it," Frau said. "Yes but it was in MY Evil lair," Dr. Evil said.
Frau kept it and turned it off so the batteries wouldn't get wasted. She heard him walking towards her so she turned it on. She saw him walking towards her then when he realized the light was on him he stopped, ".Dang it!" Then he went and sat down. This happened three more times until he gave up.