Then Frau turned it on and held it out then Dr. Evil practically jumped for it. He got it but when he hit it the light went out. "Wait¼ I can fix it¼ " He said. He was trying to get it to work then a couple minutes later, when it still wasn't fixed, Frau walked over to him, "Just let me fix it!" "No¼ I can get it¼ " Dr. Evil said. "Come on just give it to me!" "NO!" Then Dr. Evil still kept trying to fix it and he didn't for about a minute. "Can I fix it yet?" Frau asked. "No! Hold on!" Then Dr. Evil finally got it working, "See, told ya I could fix it!" He said proudly.
Then Frau sat down in Dr. Evil's chair. "¼ Get out of my chair Frau¼ " Dr. Evil said. "Ok¼ " Frau replied then stood up. Dr. Evil was going to sit on it then Frau moved it, then Dr. Evil missed. And he fell which you couldn't see because it was so dark. "Ow¼ ok.. That's the second frickin time I fell!" Dr. Evil said. "Don't do that Frau¼ " "What¼ what did I do?" Frau said. Dr. Evil sighed.
Right at the end of that conversation there was a noise coming from Dr. Evil. The noise sounded like a wrapper of some sort. "¼ What's that?" Number Two wondered. "¼ Nothing," Dr. Evil said with a mouthful of something. "What are you eating?" Frau asked. "Nothing!" Dr. Evil protested. "I know your eating something!" Frau said. He kept denying it for a while then finally gave in. "Ok, fine¼ It's just a freaky deaky granola bar!" He said. "And¼ you ate it all?" Frau asked. "Yeah¼ Well¼ It's kinda late¼ I'm going to go to sleep now¼ " Dr. Evil said changing the subject, then he went and sat down on a bed.
"¼ How'd that bed get in here?" Number Two asked. Dr. Evil looked around, "¼ I dunno¼ well goodnight!" It was quiet, except for Mustafa who was working on the wires, then Frau started moving Dr. Evil's chair. "Frau¼ " Dr. Evil said. Frau stopped then got it back to where it was. Dr. Evil sighed.
She stood up, she started walking around and she ran into the bed, so Dr. Evil said, "¼ What are you doing?" "Well sorry I'm not used to a bed in the middle of this room," Frau replied. "Well¼ go away!" Dr. Evil said. Then Frau went and sat down in his chair.
After a while Dr. Evil finally fell asleep. He had a dream:
(A.N.: This is an actual dream, scary I know.)
Him and Frau were in a room. They were hugging¼ oddly for them. Then they were holding hands. Frau's hands were dark and Dr. Evil's were really pale, and they had wedding rings on them. Then Frau put Dr. Evil's arm around her and they hugged again.
Then Dr. Evil woke up. He looked around and realized where he was.
His eyes got adjusted so he just saw figures of people. Everyone was awake. He just laid there and slowly sat up, then laid back down again.
"Are you awake Doktor?" Frau asked, who was sitting in Dr. Evil's chair. "Yes¼ " Dr. Evil replied. Then it was silent. "I'm hungry¼ " Dr. Evil said. "I think we all are Dr. Evil," Number Two said. "¼ You don't know that," He replied. "Well most people would be in a day!" Frau said.
Dr. Evil laid there. "¼ Are you even going to get up?" Frau asked. "No," he answered. Frau sighed. "What Frau?" Dr. Evil asked. "You want me to get up? Huh? Well no."
"You've been sleeping for about 11 hours!"
"You don't know that,"
"Well around there"
"Well, If I want to get up I need food"
"We all need food!"
Then Dr. Evil laid there then all of a sudden he rolled off the bed, "OW!" he yelled and just laid on the ground. He was close to Mustafa's feet so Mustafa backed away.
They all just stared at him for a second. "So about how much longer Mustafa?" Number Two asked. "Uhh¼ Well for this wire¼ a day," he answered. "And how many wires do you have?" "Something like 8," he said. "And they each take a day?!" "No¼ this is just a really hard wire," Mustafa replied.
"Well I'm sure it would be easier if someone would get out of the way," Frau said. No one seemed to figure out what she was talking about, well they didn't say anything. "¼ What?" Dr. Evil said. Frau rolled her eyes. "Can't you understand anything?" Frau said. "So you want me to move, right?" Dr. Evil asked. "You don't have to move Dr. Evil," Mustafa said. "Yes¼ that's good," Dr. Evil sad. "¼ Your going back to sleep?" Frau asked. "Yes, is something wrong with that?" Dr. Evil said. She sighed.
It was quite for a second then Frau all of a sudden started screaming, "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SLEEP SO MUCH?!" Everyone jumped. "Wh-what?" Dr. Evil asked a little sacredly. Frau sighed. "NEVER MIND!" "No, what? Tell me Frau," Dr. Evil said. "ALL YOU WANT TO DO, IS SLEEP AND EAT!" Frau yelled. "Is-is there a problem with that?" Dr. Evil said, starting to sound scared. "IT'S ALL YOU DO!!!" She yelled. "I didn't eat in a while¼ " Dr. Evil said. "YOU ATE MOST OUT OF ALL OF US!" Frau yelled causing Dr. Evil to move away from Mustafa.
"Frau I think you need to calm down,"
"ME?! WHY?! NO!"
It was quiet for a little bit, "Is this not a good time of the month for you?" Dr. Evil asked. Frau glared at him, which he couldn't see since it was dark. So Dr. Evil said, "Yeah¼ ok. So can I sleep now?" "Ja, go ahead and sleep!" Frau said loudly.
Everyone was quiet for about 5 minutes them Dr. Evil said, "Is anyone else hungry?" "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP!?" Frau yelled. "I did¼ " "IT WAS ONLY FIVE MINUTES!" she yelled again. "Well I always have to get exactly 12 hours of sleep, and I only had 11 hours and 55 minutes. So I had to sleep-" Then Frau interrupted him, "Well I guess so!" she said. "Uhh, right¼ " Dr. Evil said not wanting to say to much. "So, now you want me to sleep?"
"YOU WANTED TO SLEEP!" "Yes, I did, and¼ I ¼ did," Dr. Evil said. "Then don't complain!!!" Frau almost yelled. "Ok¼ don't yell any more Frau¼ I'm getting up," Dr. Evil said worried and getting up while still holding his blanket around him. "Good Job! Now try walking!" Frau said mockingly. Dr. Evil took a step forward.
Then Dr. Evil stumbled a little bit and couldn't go any farther because his blanket was stuck on the door. When he saw what was wrong he looked at Frau who seemed like she was glaring at him. He said, "Great my blanket's stuck on the door!" he went down and tried to get it off it, "Frickin blanket!" When he finally got it off he walked over to the other side of the room.
"Wow he walked!" Frau said sarcastically. "Don't do that Frau¼ " Dr. Evil said.
A little bit later Dr. Evil said, "There's has to be some food here¼ Frau go ask Scott if he has any food." "Why don't you!?" she said. Dr. Evil sighed, "Scott!" He yelled weakly. "What?" He answered as the scene switches to Scott on his bed looking at a magazine with a flashlight, surrounded by food. "Ya have any food?" Dr. Evil asked. "No!" Scott said back. "¼ someone ask if he has any food," he said.
She sighed but asked anyway for food, "SCOTT!" She yelled. "What?!" he asked. Frau went up to his door, "Do you have any food?" she said loudly. "NO!" he yelled. Then she opened his door even though it was locked. She some how got it open. "Hey!" Scott yelled, with all of his food hidden. "I don't have any food! Well, not after dad stole my granola bar!" Frau sighed then walked out.
To be continued