Note: The music in the move has a lot to do with this chapter¼ so just pretend the music in the music.. They really hear¼
"No food¼" She said. "I bet he's lying," "Most likely ya¼" Dr. Evil said.
Then music came blaring from Scott's room. "¼Scott can ya turn that down!" Dr. Evil yelled. "No?" Scott replied like Dr. Evil was stupid enough to ask. "TURN IT DOWN!" Frau yelled. Then the music stopped, then it started again. It was a CD and Scott was flipping through the songs let each of then play for a little bit. Then he stopped on the song "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye. "What the heck is this?!" Scott asked, yet didn't change it. Dr. Evil and Frau glanced there way.
"Scott, must you stop on that song?" Dr. Evil said to himself. They all sat there in silence until Dr. Evil said, "Scott, can't you change it?" "Why?" Scott answered. "Yeah, I like this song!" Mustafa said. Then before Dr. Evil could argue the song ended. "Happy? God¼" Scott said.
Scott went through the rest of the CD and not recognizing any of the songs. "Where'd this CD come from anyway?" "That CD has all of my favorite songs on it¼" Mustafa said. "Well then it's probably yours!" Scott said through his door. "¼So that's where it went!" he replied.
It was quiet again then Mustafa started singing "Let's get it on". "Mustafa¼ do you think you can shut up?!" Dr. Evil yelled. "YOU BOTH SHUT UP!!!" Frau yelled, then Dr. Evil and Mustafa got scared and shut up.
Then a little later Mustafa started humming it again. "Must you sing that?!" Dr. Evil asked. "¼Sorry it's very catchy¼" Mustafa said. "Yes it is," he said.
"Why? Don't you like that?"
"No Mustafa¼ I really don't¼"
"Well¼ why not?"
Dr. Evil sighed.
"What's wrong with it? Does it bring back any bad memories or something?" Mustafa asked. Dr. Evil and Frau both sighed. "Oh ok¼ I'll try to stop¼" he replied.
"This is all your fault Doktor!" Frau said out of no where. "¼What is Frau?" Dr. Evil said. "Well first of all, being here¼ and especially at this¼ point!" she said. "¼¼.What's second of all?" Dr. Evil asked. "Huh? Oh¼. I don't use second of alls¼ they bug me," Frau answered.
"Riiiight¼ well it's not my fault your on-" Dr. Evil started. "No!" Frau said angrily. Dr. Evil was confused then understood. "Well it's not my fault Frau! And anyway like we said before it wasn't supposed to get weird! It kinda gone way past that, yeah¼" Frau sighed, "Well sorry! It's your fault¼" she said. "And hey! Don't blame being stuck here on me just because Mustafa made this...thing..." Dr. Evil replied.
"You still pressed the button!" Frau yelled back. "Ya know Frau, I'm getting a little tired of your snippiness, okay?" Dr. Evil said. "Oh, your getting tired of it, ja? Well ya know what Doktor...I'm getting tired of you cheating all the time!" Frau yelled back. "Frau, I never cheated. You just assumed I was cheating. There is a difference." Dr. Evil argued.
"I know you cheated! I walked in and you were screaming 'No! Come back darling!' I think that's a reason to get a little suspicious." Frau said.
"I don't"
Frau looks at him confused for a few seconds and then says "You mean to tell me, that if you walked into the room and heard my yelling 'No! Come back darling! Please Don't leave me!' into the phone, you wouldn't get even a little upset?" Frau asked. "Well, how loud we're you yelling?" Dr. Evil asked. "I don't know. Just answer the question!" Frau yelled. "Well, before I answer your question, I need to know how loud you were yelling." Dr. Evil insisted. "Why?!" Frau said getting frustrated. "Because, if you weren't yelling loudly, then I would be upset. But if you were yelling really loud, like you usually do, then I would probably be running..." Dr. Evil said. Frau looked confused yet upset at Dr. Evil. "Fine. I was yelling not too loud. What would you do?" Frau asked with her arms folded. "Probably nothing, because unlike you, I understand the difference between cheating and just calling someone darling!" Dr. Evil said.
"Well you said I was cheating when I wasn't!"
"¼¼¼Why do think that I was 'cheating'?"
"Well! I heard everything you said¼"
"Like what? Huh Frau? Did u hear me say anything¼ make any signs of¼ noises?"
"¼what?"
"You know what I'm talking about, and since you heard the whole thing you should know"
"Uhhh¼. Well who knows if you ever did anything some other time,"
"It was a frickin telemarketer¼ and she kept calling me ma'am! I mean honestly"
They all just sat there in silence for a little bit then Dr. Evil said, "Exactly!" "Ok, so now I have no¼ proof about that," Frau said. "No, you don't," Dr. Evil replied. Then Number Two said, "So¼ how's it going Mustafa?" "Oh.. Uhh¼ I might almost be done with the wire¼." Mustafa answered.
"No food¼" She said. "I bet he's lying," "Most likely ya¼" Dr. Evil said.
Then music came blaring from Scott's room. "¼Scott can ya turn that down!" Dr. Evil yelled. "No?" Scott replied like Dr. Evil was stupid enough to ask. "TURN IT DOWN!" Frau yelled. Then the music stopped, then it started again. It was a CD and Scott was flipping through the songs let each of then play for a little bit. Then he stopped on the song "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye. "What the heck is this?!" Scott asked, yet didn't change it. Dr. Evil and Frau glanced there way.
"Scott, must you stop on that song?" Dr. Evil said to himself. They all sat there in silence until Dr. Evil said, "Scott, can't you change it?" "Why?" Scott answered. "Yeah, I like this song!" Mustafa said. Then before Dr. Evil could argue the song ended. "Happy? God¼" Scott said.
Scott went through the rest of the CD and not recognizing any of the songs. "Where'd this CD come from anyway?" "That CD has all of my favorite songs on it¼" Mustafa said. "Well then it's probably yours!" Scott said through his door. "¼So that's where it went!" he replied.
It was quiet again then Mustafa started singing "Let's get it on". "Mustafa¼ do you think you can shut up?!" Dr. Evil yelled. "YOU BOTH SHUT UP!!!" Frau yelled, then Dr. Evil and Mustafa got scared and shut up.
Then a little later Mustafa started humming it again. "Must you sing that?!" Dr. Evil asked. "¼Sorry it's very catchy¼" Mustafa said. "Yes it is," he said.
"Why? Don't you like that?"
"No Mustafa¼ I really don't¼"
"Well¼ why not?"
Dr. Evil sighed.
"What's wrong with it? Does it bring back any bad memories or something?" Mustafa asked. Dr. Evil and Frau both sighed. "Oh ok¼ I'll try to stop¼" he replied.
"This is all your fault Doktor!" Frau said out of no where. "¼What is Frau?" Dr. Evil said. "Well first of all, being here¼ and especially at this¼ point!" she said. "¼¼.What's second of all?" Dr. Evil asked. "Huh? Oh¼. I don't use second of alls¼ they bug me," Frau answered.
"Riiiight¼ well it's not my fault your on-" Dr. Evil started. "No!" Frau said angrily. Dr. Evil was confused then understood. "Well it's not my fault Frau! And anyway like we said before it wasn't supposed to get weird! It kinda gone way past that, yeah¼" Frau sighed, "Well sorry! It's your fault¼" she said. "And hey! Don't blame being stuck here on me just because Mustafa made this...thing..." Dr. Evil replied.
"You still pressed the button!" Frau yelled back. "Ya know Frau, I'm getting a little tired of your snippiness, okay?" Dr. Evil said. "Oh, your getting tired of it, ja? Well ya know what Doktor...I'm getting tired of you cheating all the time!" Frau yelled back. "Frau, I never cheated. You just assumed I was cheating. There is a difference." Dr. Evil argued.
"I know you cheated! I walked in and you were screaming 'No! Come back darling!' I think that's a reason to get a little suspicious." Frau said.
"I don't"
Frau looks at him confused for a few seconds and then says "You mean to tell me, that if you walked into the room and heard my yelling 'No! Come back darling! Please Don't leave me!' into the phone, you wouldn't get even a little upset?" Frau asked. "Well, how loud we're you yelling?" Dr. Evil asked. "I don't know. Just answer the question!" Frau yelled. "Well, before I answer your question, I need to know how loud you were yelling." Dr. Evil insisted. "Why?!" Frau said getting frustrated. "Because, if you weren't yelling loudly, then I would be upset. But if you were yelling really loud, like you usually do, then I would probably be running..." Dr. Evil said. Frau looked confused yet upset at Dr. Evil. "Fine. I was yelling not too loud. What would you do?" Frau asked with her arms folded. "Probably nothing, because unlike you, I understand the difference between cheating and just calling someone darling!" Dr. Evil said.
"Well you said I was cheating when I wasn't!"
"¼¼¼Why do think that I was 'cheating'?"
"Well! I heard everything you said¼"
"Like what? Huh Frau? Did u hear me say anything¼ make any signs of¼ noises?"
"¼what?"
"You know what I'm talking about, and since you heard the whole thing you should know"
"Uhhh¼. Well who knows if you ever did anything some other time,"
"It was a frickin telemarketer¼ and she kept calling me ma'am! I mean honestly"
They all just sat there in silence for a little bit then Dr. Evil said, "Exactly!" "Ok, so now I have no¼ proof about that," Frau said. "No, you don't," Dr. Evil replied. Then Number Two said, "So¼ how's it going Mustafa?" "Oh.. Uhh¼ I might almost be done with the wire¼." Mustafa answered.