The day went on mostly in silence. "I-I have to go to the bathroom"
Mustafa said. "Well that's to frickin bad Mustafa," Dr. Evil said. "I
think we all do, why don't we just go to sleep?" Number Two suggested.
Dr. Evil replied, "You do that Number 2" "Yes I'm kind of tired myself,"
Mustafa said. "Your not sleeping Mustafa!" Frau said loudly. "W-Why?" he
asked. "You have to work on the frickin wire, that's why," Dr. Evil said.
"Well, I'm going to sleep now," Frau said a little later. "And Let me guess, you get the bed," "Do YOU want the bed?" "Well why wouldn't I Frau?" Dr. Evil asked. ".I don't know," she said. They argued a little bit but Frau won.
"Now Mustafa. You better get us out of here by tomorrow or I am going to liquidate you!" Dr. Evil said. "Yes Dr. Evil." Mustafa answered. "And I'll just sleep on the floor!" He said. "Since SOMEONE'S taking up the bed,"
A little later in the night there was a thud that woke everyone up. "Sorry!" Mustafa said, "I just fell over! But I'm ok," Then Dr. Evil said sleepily, "Frau let me sleep on the bed," "*sigh*, Fine." she said just as sleepily and rolled off it to let him on. She rolled right next to him, and before Dr. Evil could get up to get on the bed he fell asleep.
*and that night Frau had a dream*(A/N and sadly I had this dream myself.) She and Dr. Evil were walking on a path at night. It was dark (except for the full moon) so you only saw their dark figures. They were talking about something, like them fighting. but they were working it out. Then they turned to each other and kissed, but not a lust kiss.. More like a loving type one. (quite scary)
Then she woke up. She found out she was laying right next to Dr. Evil and his face was right up to hers (since he never got up to get in the bed.) . It was a little surprising. so she yelled and woke everyone up. Which made Dr. Evil yelled since she was right there. ".What Frau?" Dr. Evil asked irritated. "Uh.. I thought you were sleeping on the bed?" she answered. "Well I didn't make it, ok? .Why are you so close to me? Get away!" He said. She realized how close she was and got up.
They all sat there in silence for a while. "Mustafa that better be done," Dr. Evil said. "Well actually." Mustafa answered.
"Ok Mustafa I'm going to kill you when we get out." Dr. Evil threatened.
"Yes. Well I REALLY have to go to the bathroom,"
"Yes well I really don't care,"
"I can't concentrate-"
"I've got my own problems Mustafa,"
"Well I probably can't get it done."
"Ok! Any one who cares has to get a bucket!"
And no one moved.
After a little while Dr. Evil said," You know what. I'm hungry," "You had a granola bar." Frau said.
"That was five days ago Frau," Dr. Evil said.
"More like two."
"Ya know what Frau."
"...Wasn't there a coffee table in here? With coffee and food?" Number Two said. ".Thanks for telling us now Number Two." "Well.. We can look for it." Frau suggested. "Yes... In the dark." Dr. Evil said like she was stupid. "We can walk around and look for it," she said then started walking around. "Yeah sure Frau," he said then stood up, took a few steps backwards and tripped over something.
"Ow! I just tripped over a frickin metal thing!" Dr. Evil said. "Where?" Frau asked then headed toward where he was. She gently ran into it. Dr. Evil stood up and picked up the first thing he felt on it. "Now we get the food. when it's been five days without it," Dr. Evil said. Then Frau picked up a pitcher filled with coffee. "And I found the coffee!" "Give me some Frau," Dr. Evil said. "Ok... But give me a coffee cake," Frau said. "No! There mine!" Dr. Evil argued.
"Ok then you don't get coffee!"
"I demand you to give me the coffee!"
"Then give me the cake!"
"No!" Dr. Evil said while eating some.
"Ok then!" She said then drank some of the coffee.
"Give me some Frau" he said getting closer to her.
"Give me some!" she said getting close to him and trying to grab them away from him.
"Your so greedy Frau. you can give some to Number Two or Mustafa" he said then tried to get hers.
They ran around chasing each other to get the coffee/coffee cakes. "Uhh.. Mustafa.. Didn't you make those coffee cakes?" Number Two asked while watching then run around. "Yes, why?" Mustafa replied. "Don't you make them with alcohol?" "Yes," Mustafa said confusingly. Number Two nodded.
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Hmm. I suck at interesting endings. SO! What'd you think? Kinda odd I know. and more oddness to come!
~Jet
"Well, I'm going to sleep now," Frau said a little later. "And Let me guess, you get the bed," "Do YOU want the bed?" "Well why wouldn't I Frau?" Dr. Evil asked. ".I don't know," she said. They argued a little bit but Frau won.
"Now Mustafa. You better get us out of here by tomorrow or I am going to liquidate you!" Dr. Evil said. "Yes Dr. Evil." Mustafa answered. "And I'll just sleep on the floor!" He said. "Since SOMEONE'S taking up the bed,"
A little later in the night there was a thud that woke everyone up. "Sorry!" Mustafa said, "I just fell over! But I'm ok," Then Dr. Evil said sleepily, "Frau let me sleep on the bed," "*sigh*, Fine." she said just as sleepily and rolled off it to let him on. She rolled right next to him, and before Dr. Evil could get up to get on the bed he fell asleep.
*and that night Frau had a dream*(A/N and sadly I had this dream myself.) She and Dr. Evil were walking on a path at night. It was dark (except for the full moon) so you only saw their dark figures. They were talking about something, like them fighting. but they were working it out. Then they turned to each other and kissed, but not a lust kiss.. More like a loving type one. (quite scary)
Then she woke up. She found out she was laying right next to Dr. Evil and his face was right up to hers (since he never got up to get in the bed.) . It was a little surprising. so she yelled and woke everyone up. Which made Dr. Evil yelled since she was right there. ".What Frau?" Dr. Evil asked irritated. "Uh.. I thought you were sleeping on the bed?" she answered. "Well I didn't make it, ok? .Why are you so close to me? Get away!" He said. She realized how close she was and got up.
They all sat there in silence for a while. "Mustafa that better be done," Dr. Evil said. "Well actually." Mustafa answered.
"Ok Mustafa I'm going to kill you when we get out." Dr. Evil threatened.
"Yes. Well I REALLY have to go to the bathroom,"
"Yes well I really don't care,"
"I can't concentrate-"
"I've got my own problems Mustafa,"
"Well I probably can't get it done."
"Ok! Any one who cares has to get a bucket!"
And no one moved.
After a little while Dr. Evil said," You know what. I'm hungry," "You had a granola bar." Frau said.
"That was five days ago Frau," Dr. Evil said.
"More like two."
"Ya know what Frau."
"...Wasn't there a coffee table in here? With coffee and food?" Number Two said. ".Thanks for telling us now Number Two." "Well.. We can look for it." Frau suggested. "Yes... In the dark." Dr. Evil said like she was stupid. "We can walk around and look for it," she said then started walking around. "Yeah sure Frau," he said then stood up, took a few steps backwards and tripped over something.
"Ow! I just tripped over a frickin metal thing!" Dr. Evil said. "Where?" Frau asked then headed toward where he was. She gently ran into it. Dr. Evil stood up and picked up the first thing he felt on it. "Now we get the food. when it's been five days without it," Dr. Evil said. Then Frau picked up a pitcher filled with coffee. "And I found the coffee!" "Give me some Frau," Dr. Evil said. "Ok... But give me a coffee cake," Frau said. "No! There mine!" Dr. Evil argued.
"Ok then you don't get coffee!"
"I demand you to give me the coffee!"
"Then give me the cake!"
"No!" Dr. Evil said while eating some.
"Ok then!" She said then drank some of the coffee.
"Give me some Frau" he said getting closer to her.
"Give me some!" she said getting close to him and trying to grab them away from him.
"Your so greedy Frau. you can give some to Number Two or Mustafa" he said then tried to get hers.
They ran around chasing each other to get the coffee/coffee cakes. "Uhh.. Mustafa.. Didn't you make those coffee cakes?" Number Two asked while watching then run around. "Yes, why?" Mustafa replied. "Don't you make them with alcohol?" "Yes," Mustafa said confusingly. Number Two nodded.
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Hmm. I suck at interesting endings. SO! What'd you think? Kinda odd I know. and more oddness to come!
~Jet