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After a brief silence, Dr. Evil said, "Well, that was odd." "Maybe you should go and. talk to her, she is one of you're most worthy colleagues." Number Two said. "Why should I? It's not my "thang" to go after people and talk to them," Dr. Evil said. "Well, can't you just give it a try?" Number Two asked. "Fine, Number Two. But if she bites my head off, I'll kill you." Dr. Evil said his one last threat and went off to find Frau.
Dr. Evil turned a corner to see Frau sitting in a room by herself. He tried not to make it seem too obvious that he came to talk, but he really couldn't do much to hide it. "What do you want?" she said. "What's your problem?" he asked, unsympathetically. She sighed, and turned away. "Hey look, don't be mad at me. It's not my fault what you did." He said.
" What do you mean? It was just as much you're fault as it was mine!"
"No it wasn't! I didn't know what I was doing!"
"Well neither did I! And what was I suppose to do!?"
".Not do it?
"Ja, easy for you to say!"
"Well, you apparently need to learn how to control yourself!"
"It wasn't my fault! I was hyper! What was I suppose to do!?"
"Did you even think that I wouldn't figure it out?! I mean, seriously, Frau!"
"I don't think I thought that far ahead."
"Yeah, well, of course not. All you thought about was 'Me! Me! Me!' didn't you?"
"What do you mean?"
"Of course, at least YOU got something out of it, that's all that matters, isn't it? I wake up with no recollection of what happened, and a hang- over."
There was a long silence, Frau trying to think of an excuse of what happened, and Dr. Evil kept agreeing to himself that it was her fault.
"Well, I hope you learned you're lesson." Dr. Evil said as he got up to walk out. But before she could say anything, he had walked out of the room.
Number Two was sitting at a table with Mustafa, when Dr. Evil came walking back in. "How did everything go?" Number Two asked, delicately. "Oh, fine. I think she's learned her lesson now. Number Two, how are we doing with the plans?" Dr. Evil asked. "Just fine, Dr. Evil. The space shuttle should be completed in a few days." Number Two answered. "Very good, Number Two." Dr. Evil answered. "Thank you, Dr. Evil." He answered.
A few minutes later, Frau came walking back in the main chamber and sat down in her usual seat. "Welcome back, Frau." Dr. Evil said, half mordantly. She sat there in silence and ignored him. "Riiiiiight." Dr. Evil said. "Now since my plan to use aerosol and destroy the 'o-zone layer' hasn't worked out as well as I planned... We must go to the moon and spray a giant aerosol can with everything bad in it we can think of. I figure it will be more affective on the moon, nonetheless we'll have more of it," he explained.
"Now do we have a rocket ready?" Dr. Evil asked. Then Number Two answered, "Yes Dr. Evil" "Ok, now everybody's going to the moon. Expect for Scott," Dr. Evil said. "I don't want to go anyway," Scott said matter- of-factly. "I think Scott should have a babysitter. He's not responsible enough to be on his own" Frau suggested. "Uh, no?" said Scott. "Yes. we can't have him be alone here in the lair," Dr. Evil said. "I'm 19!" Scott protested. (A/N I read in an Austin Powers book he was 19 in 1999... But.. Let's just say he is _)
"Someone get me a phone book," Dr. Evil said ignoring his son. "What are you gonna do? Just pick a name out of the phone book?" Scott asked. "Precisely," Dr. Evil answered then pointed at a name, "You babysitter will be. Old Lady Ludwig."
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It's a bit shorter chapter. but. you'll get more
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After a brief silence, Dr. Evil said, "Well, that was odd." "Maybe you should go and. talk to her, she is one of you're most worthy colleagues." Number Two said. "Why should I? It's not my "thang" to go after people and talk to them," Dr. Evil said. "Well, can't you just give it a try?" Number Two asked. "Fine, Number Two. But if she bites my head off, I'll kill you." Dr. Evil said his one last threat and went off to find Frau.
Dr. Evil turned a corner to see Frau sitting in a room by herself. He tried not to make it seem too obvious that he came to talk, but he really couldn't do much to hide it. "What do you want?" she said. "What's your problem?" he asked, unsympathetically. She sighed, and turned away. "Hey look, don't be mad at me. It's not my fault what you did." He said.
" What do you mean? It was just as much you're fault as it was mine!"
"No it wasn't! I didn't know what I was doing!"
"Well neither did I! And what was I suppose to do!?"
".Not do it?
"Ja, easy for you to say!"
"Well, you apparently need to learn how to control yourself!"
"It wasn't my fault! I was hyper! What was I suppose to do!?"
"Did you even think that I wouldn't figure it out?! I mean, seriously, Frau!"
"I don't think I thought that far ahead."
"Yeah, well, of course not. All you thought about was 'Me! Me! Me!' didn't you?"
"What do you mean?"
"Of course, at least YOU got something out of it, that's all that matters, isn't it? I wake up with no recollection of what happened, and a hang- over."
There was a long silence, Frau trying to think of an excuse of what happened, and Dr. Evil kept agreeing to himself that it was her fault.
"Well, I hope you learned you're lesson." Dr. Evil said as he got up to walk out. But before she could say anything, he had walked out of the room.
Number Two was sitting at a table with Mustafa, when Dr. Evil came walking back in. "How did everything go?" Number Two asked, delicately. "Oh, fine. I think she's learned her lesson now. Number Two, how are we doing with the plans?" Dr. Evil asked. "Just fine, Dr. Evil. The space shuttle should be completed in a few days." Number Two answered. "Very good, Number Two." Dr. Evil answered. "Thank you, Dr. Evil." He answered.
A few minutes later, Frau came walking back in the main chamber and sat down in her usual seat. "Welcome back, Frau." Dr. Evil said, half mordantly. She sat there in silence and ignored him. "Riiiiiight." Dr. Evil said. "Now since my plan to use aerosol and destroy the 'o-zone layer' hasn't worked out as well as I planned... We must go to the moon and spray a giant aerosol can with everything bad in it we can think of. I figure it will be more affective on the moon, nonetheless we'll have more of it," he explained.
"Now do we have a rocket ready?" Dr. Evil asked. Then Number Two answered, "Yes Dr. Evil" "Ok, now everybody's going to the moon. Expect for Scott," Dr. Evil said. "I don't want to go anyway," Scott said matter- of-factly. "I think Scott should have a babysitter. He's not responsible enough to be on his own" Frau suggested. "Uh, no?" said Scott. "Yes. we can't have him be alone here in the lair," Dr. Evil said. "I'm 19!" Scott protested. (A/N I read in an Austin Powers book he was 19 in 1999... But.. Let's just say he is _)
"Someone get me a phone book," Dr. Evil said ignoring his son. "What are you gonna do? Just pick a name out of the phone book?" Scott asked. "Precisely," Dr. Evil answered then pointed at a name, "You babysitter will be. Old Lady Ludwig."
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It's a bit shorter chapter. but. you'll get more