"Come on dad!" Scott said. "Don't talk back to your father Scott!"
Dr. Evil told him. "But Dad, I don't need a babysitter!" Scott argued.
"Yes you do, I don't trust you," Dr. Evil said.
"Why??"
"I don't need to answer you! I'm the head of this joint, and I command you give me deference"
"I'm not even going to be here half the time anyway"
"That's what babysitters are for. To know what your doing when you're here"
Scott sighed. "Don't sigh at me Scott." Dr. Evil said. "No!" Scott protested. "Frau tell him to listen to me." Dr. Evil asked. Frau sighed. "Don't sigh at me! Everybody's sighing at me! Number Two and Mustafa. you get a raise since you didn't sigh at me," said Dr. Evil. "Frau's pay is the only one that stays the same." Dr. Evil said. "Oh, yours too Scott. You got nothing, and your still getting nothing"
"They don't even do anything!" Scott argued. "Who?" Dr. Evil asked. "Number Two and Mustafa! They just sit there and listen to your stupid plans!" Scott pointed out. "That's enough from you Scott! Now go get me the phone so I can call your babysitter," Dr. Evil told him. "Ok" Scott said then left. They all waited there for five minutes until Frau said, "I don't think he's coming back."
".No? Fine then, Number Two bring me a phone," said Dr. Evil. Number Two went and brought him a phone. "Thank You Number Two." Dr. Evil dialed the number, "Hello. Old Lady Ludwig. I need you to come and baby- sit my son, Scott. My organization is going to the moon and I don't trust him in my lair alone," "I don't like kids, they bother me," Old Lady Ludwig (O.L.L.) said through the phone.
"Yes well, he's 19,"
"Oh, ok then. You sound familiar..." O.L.L. said.
"..Yes.. Well we live in an old school's basement."
"Ok, I'll be there a few. . . Hours. . ."
"Good" Dr. Evil said then hung up. "Well it's all set," Dr. Evil said. "Did you tell her she'd have to be here for a month?" Frau asked. "No. . . I forgot.. ." Dr. Evil said like he didn't care.
Mustafa left to go fix up the ship while they were waiting for Old Lady Ludwig. An few hours later she came. The door bell rang. "Number Two, Answer that please," Dr. Evil said. The door bell rang again. "Answer it Number Two!!!" "Ok Dr. Evil," Number Two said then got up to get it. Then the door bell rang again and Dr. Evil sighed frustrated. Number Two answered the door and O.L.L. came in, she was an older woman. "Hello," She said. "Welcome." Dr. Evil welcomed. "Thank you sir.ma'am. .Sorry it's a habit," she said. "You sound reeeeeeally freakishly familiar..." Dr. Evil said confusingly. "Yes, so do you," said O.L.L. ". . . Yes well, Scott isn't here now," Dr. Evil said, still confused. "Oh ok. . . This place is very secretive," she said looking around.
"Yes we try," said Dr. Evil.
"Oh, by the way. What's your name?"
"Dr. Evil" Dr. Evil said then did the pinky thing.
"....Did you buy any of my credit cards?"
".................Are you a telemarketer?"
"Yes I am."
"And you sell credit cards...."
"Yes."
"I think I know you. . ."
"And I know you,"
"No....I think you've tried to sell me some items before."
"Were you the one flirting with me sir? ...Ma'am?"
"I wasn't flirting with you!!!" Dr. Evil protested.
"Yes you were,"
"No! I wasn't!"
"Then what were you doing?"
"Tell you that I don't want credit cards."
"You called me darling,"
"......Did not!"
"Ja, I heard you Herr Doktor," Frau interrupted. "IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!" Dr. Evil said loudly. "I'd liquidate you all if I didn't have a lot to do..." "You also wanted to know my name," O.L.L. or "Bart" added. "Well you wanted to know my name!" Dr. Evil said. "And you wanted to hang out." "Which means nothing," said Dr. Evil. "But you were flirting with me sir," "SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU AND HIRE SOMEONE ELSE!" Dr. Evil yelled.
"...Ja, that is true doktor." Frau said.
"Frau.......this has nothing to do with you!" Dr. Evil said.
"Why not?"
"Because I said so!! Your making this difficult for me!"
"Well its all her fault this is all happening. . ."
"Yes I know"
"Then why are you making it seem like it's mine?"
"You keep budding in!!"
Frau sighed. "Oh by the way your going to have to stay here for a few months..." Dr. Evil said to Bart. "Ok, as long as you have phone and TV I'm fine," "Yes. . ." The Number Two came in. "Dr. Evil, the ship is ready," "Thank you Number Two . . ." Dr. Evil replied.
They all headed out into the chamber where the rocket ship was. They all got prepared to leave. "Well goodbye sir/ma'am," Bart said. "SIR! No ma'am! Just sir. . . Do I look like a ma'am to you? . . .Do I???" Dr. Evil said. "Were going to need someone to launch the ship Dr. Evil," Number Two said changing the subject. "The only way to launch it is from the outside," "Fine...Bart!" "Oh I can do it. All I have to do is press this button?" Bart asked, she pushed it and the rocket went flying away with no one on it.
____________________________________________________ Bart's a fool. LoL, o.. and Old Lady Ludwig is Bart. because.. Bart's her first name and Ludwig is her last name. if any one was confused. Well hope you liked this chapter!
Please review!!!
"Yes you do, I don't trust you," Dr. Evil said.
"Why??"
"I don't need to answer you! I'm the head of this joint, and I command you give me deference"
"I'm not even going to be here half the time anyway"
"That's what babysitters are for. To know what your doing when you're here"
Scott sighed. "Don't sigh at me Scott." Dr. Evil said. "No!" Scott protested. "Frau tell him to listen to me." Dr. Evil asked. Frau sighed. "Don't sigh at me! Everybody's sighing at me! Number Two and Mustafa. you get a raise since you didn't sigh at me," said Dr. Evil. "Frau's pay is the only one that stays the same." Dr. Evil said. "Oh, yours too Scott. You got nothing, and your still getting nothing"
"They don't even do anything!" Scott argued. "Who?" Dr. Evil asked. "Number Two and Mustafa! They just sit there and listen to your stupid plans!" Scott pointed out. "That's enough from you Scott! Now go get me the phone so I can call your babysitter," Dr. Evil told him. "Ok" Scott said then left. They all waited there for five minutes until Frau said, "I don't think he's coming back."
".No? Fine then, Number Two bring me a phone," said Dr. Evil. Number Two went and brought him a phone. "Thank You Number Two." Dr. Evil dialed the number, "Hello. Old Lady Ludwig. I need you to come and baby- sit my son, Scott. My organization is going to the moon and I don't trust him in my lair alone," "I don't like kids, they bother me," Old Lady Ludwig (O.L.L.) said through the phone.
"Yes well, he's 19,"
"Oh, ok then. You sound familiar..." O.L.L. said.
"..Yes.. Well we live in an old school's basement."
"Ok, I'll be there a few. . . Hours. . ."
"Good" Dr. Evil said then hung up. "Well it's all set," Dr. Evil said. "Did you tell her she'd have to be here for a month?" Frau asked. "No. . . I forgot.. ." Dr. Evil said like he didn't care.
Mustafa left to go fix up the ship while they were waiting for Old Lady Ludwig. An few hours later she came. The door bell rang. "Number Two, Answer that please," Dr. Evil said. The door bell rang again. "Answer it Number Two!!!" "Ok Dr. Evil," Number Two said then got up to get it. Then the door bell rang again and Dr. Evil sighed frustrated. Number Two answered the door and O.L.L. came in, she was an older woman. "Hello," She said. "Welcome." Dr. Evil welcomed. "Thank you sir.ma'am. .Sorry it's a habit," she said. "You sound reeeeeeally freakishly familiar..." Dr. Evil said confusingly. "Yes, so do you," said O.L.L. ". . . Yes well, Scott isn't here now," Dr. Evil said, still confused. "Oh ok. . . This place is very secretive," she said looking around.
"Yes we try," said Dr. Evil.
"Oh, by the way. What's your name?"
"Dr. Evil" Dr. Evil said then did the pinky thing.
"....Did you buy any of my credit cards?"
".................Are you a telemarketer?"
"Yes I am."
"And you sell credit cards...."
"Yes."
"I think I know you. . ."
"And I know you,"
"No....I think you've tried to sell me some items before."
"Were you the one flirting with me sir? ...Ma'am?"
"I wasn't flirting with you!!!" Dr. Evil protested.
"Yes you were,"
"No! I wasn't!"
"Then what were you doing?"
"Tell you that I don't want credit cards."
"You called me darling,"
"......Did not!"
"Ja, I heard you Herr Doktor," Frau interrupted. "IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!" Dr. Evil said loudly. "I'd liquidate you all if I didn't have a lot to do..." "You also wanted to know my name," O.L.L. or "Bart" added. "Well you wanted to know my name!" Dr. Evil said. "And you wanted to hang out." "Which means nothing," said Dr. Evil. "But you were flirting with me sir," "SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU AND HIRE SOMEONE ELSE!" Dr. Evil yelled.
"...Ja, that is true doktor." Frau said.
"Frau.......this has nothing to do with you!" Dr. Evil said.
"Why not?"
"Because I said so!! Your making this difficult for me!"
"Well its all her fault this is all happening. . ."
"Yes I know"
"Then why are you making it seem like it's mine?"
"You keep budding in!!"
Frau sighed. "Oh by the way your going to have to stay here for a few months..." Dr. Evil said to Bart. "Ok, as long as you have phone and TV I'm fine," "Yes. . ." The Number Two came in. "Dr. Evil, the ship is ready," "Thank you Number Two . . ." Dr. Evil replied.
They all headed out into the chamber where the rocket ship was. They all got prepared to leave. "Well goodbye sir/ma'am," Bart said. "SIR! No ma'am! Just sir. . . Do I look like a ma'am to you? . . .Do I???" Dr. Evil said. "Were going to need someone to launch the ship Dr. Evil," Number Two said changing the subject. "The only way to launch it is from the outside," "Fine...Bart!" "Oh I can do it. All I have to do is press this button?" Bart asked, she pushed it and the rocket went flying away with no one on it.
____________________________________________________ Bart's a fool. LoL, o.. and Old Lady Ludwig is Bart. because.. Bart's her first name and Ludwig is her last name. if any one was confused. Well hope you liked this chapter!
Please review!!!