A/N: Chapter two! Yay I'm so happy Go to the end if you reviewed, I wrote back there.

I figured out why it didn't work. Anyways!

Shinichi: To day's case: I live with a idiot named Kogoro. Also known as The Kidnapped Debutante.

"I must go.... to the.... Bathroom!" Shinichi said as he tried to open the lock on the gates that lead into his house. All of a sudden there was a bang!

:BANG!:

"oh, hello Dr. Agasa, are you knocking down walls again? "

"Who are you? Shinichi? Or should I call you little boy that I don't know?" He asked.

"little boy that you don't know until I tell you about that stupid wart or what ever and you realize that I'm Shinichi." Shinichi said.

"Ah, well who are you Shin- I mean little boy that I've never seen in my life?"

"You stupid old fart! Is I was taller I would hit you on the head."

"Like Kogoro always does to you?" Agasa said. Shinichi glared at him.

"Let me in my house old man!" Shinichi demanded.

"Little kids should have good manners."

"HEIJI!" Shinichi screamed. Hattori walked up from behind Agasa.

"how'd you know it was me?" Hattori laughed.

Shinichi pushed Hattori off the screen. "Comeback when you're supposed to!" he shouted. Agasa opened the door to Shinichi's house and they went inside. They walked to the study/ library so Shinichi could find his little kid clothes that his mother couldn't throw away because they were 'so cute,' Shinichi thought they were stupid. Shinichi found some clothes, he changed into them, bla bla bla. He went back to Dr. Agasa.

"So when is Ran going to be here?" Agasa asked.

"Don't know, I told here to some to my house tonight, I didn't say when." He replied coolly. All of a sudden there was a banging sound. (again)

:Bang:

"Shinichi!" Ran screamed.

"She's here." Shinichi said.

"Let play hide-and-go- seek!" Agasa said randomly.

"I'll hide!" Shinichi said.

"1...2...3...4...5..." Agasa counted.

Shinichi hid under the desk. Ran came in to the room. She gave Agasa a 'Freak!' look then cried "Shinichi!"

has nothing to do with the story

Shinichi: It's like that kiddy book! The little boy that called wolf.

Author: Or the I'm-going-to-kick-your-ass-with-Karate girl that cried Shinichi!

Shinichi: yes, now I'm going to leave before she comes and kick my ass!

Author: Me too!

back to story now.

'Oh, Ran's here, what should I do? If I come out or say anything Agasa will find me!' Shinichi thought. Well for being smart, he was really dumb. He hid under a table for God sakes! And when Ran gets mad, she punches things. And she was mad, so she punched the deck, and Shinichi jumped and Ran saw him.

"AW! You're so cute!" Ran said as she picked up Shinichi. "I forgot how cute you were when you were little Shinichi!"

"I'm not Shinichi."

she held him at arms length. "HaHa Shinichi, I'm not stupid."

"em, how would I know? I've never met you before."

"Shinichi, your in you're house, with Dr. Agasa (yes he is still here!), wearing your old clothes, and you look exactly like you did when you were seven!"

' No dip Ran! Right now I am seven!' Shinichi thought. "My names Conan!" he said in his impression of a little kid voice. "Conan, em, Edogawa!" he said.

"Right... and why are you at Shinichi's house, Conan?" Ran asked.

"It's a fun place to play!"

"Do you like to play with books?"

"Yep! I love to read, and I- Shinichi has lots of books!"

"And how do you know Shinichi?"

"He's my relative, he supposed to say with me but I'm always busy and can't talk care of a child. We came over to see if Shinichi could, but he just called me and said he had to leave for a case, something about Heiji and Kid... anyway. Could you take care of Him?" Agasa said.

What Shinichi/ Conan is thinking through all of this: He's my relative, he supposed to say with me but I'm always busy and can't talk care of a child I'm going to kill you for the third time for calling the great Shinichi Kudo a child. . We came over to see if Shinichi could, but he just called me and said he had to leave for a case, something about Heiji and Kid... And how do you know about that? Did I tell you that? I don't think I did. ... anyway. Could you take care of Him?" Sweet! Living with my wana-be girl friend! Beep! Shinichi was having dirty thoughts right here, and I'm not going to say them because I'm nice to all those people how don't want to hear that

"Ok! I'm going to win my Bet with Ai now!"

"What's the bet?" Shinichi asked.

"To be stupid and pretend that I believe the whole 'I'm Conan not Shinichi' thing! She's going to find and turn in Gin if I can be stupid like this for the whole series!" Ran said.

"Good thing Ai's smart and can make sure that the basic plot of this show(manga) says in line!" Shinichi said. Agasa nodded.

"Lets go to your house now Ran." Conan/ Shinichi said.

"OK Conan."

"Bye worthless old fart!"

"Shinichi that's not very nice, he does make you the shoes, and the skateboard, and the watch..." Conan wasn't paying any attention to her. "Oh fine Conan."

Conan smiled. "Thank you. I'm Conan now, not Shinichi." 'I can almost see up her skirt! Being this size does have benefits.' Bad Shinichi! sings Shinichi is a pervert! Shinichi is a pervert!

Conan left with Ran and they ran home. Not really they walked home, and when they are on some random part of the street is the only part we really care about.

Conan has headphones on and he's singing "Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Now that I can dance! Dance!" ((Author's Note: I think that's how the song goes, if I doesn't please let me know!)) A window shattered because Conan was singing, and all the dogs started howling.

Ran didn't know that Conan had headphones on and was singing to a song. She thought he was asking her that. So she replied. "I Do love you Shinichi! Even though you can't dance!"

Conan stopped. "Dan- really Ran? You love m- Shinichi-niichan? ((A/N niichan is like an older brother. Neechan is older sister.))

"Yes, oh, And Conan?"

"Yes Ran?"

"Stop looking up my skirt."

"Yes Ran."

Conan and Ran came to the Mouri Detective Agency. They went up to Ran's apartment building thing and saw Kogoro, siting by his desk, with beer and food wrappers surrounding him. The only thing that was different from when left was Kogoro now had a huge smile on his face. And when I say huge, I mean huge, like Kaito huge, and if you know about Kaito then you know that his smile reaches from ear to ear.

"What happened dad?" Ran asked.

"I got a job!"

'Wow, who in their right mind would give him a job?' Conan thought. Little did he know that thats what the readers thought to, or most of them anyway.

"wow dad! Thats great!"

"yeah, some girl got kidnapped by a man in pink."

"Pink? Why was the man wearing pink?"

"I don't know, but I'm leaving!"

"Let's go!"

"Conan-kun!"

Ran chased Conan into the car that Kogoro was getting into. They all got in.

"Who's the kid? And why are you here?"

"Oh, this is Conan-kun, he wanted to come."

"Aaaa! Yippee! I love cars!"

A random time later when they are at the house.

"So, a random girl named Tani Akiko, age 10, was kidnapped by men in pink."

"No you fool! Men in Black! Black! Not pink!" Asou said.

"I almost have this figured out!"

"Em, Conan-kun?"

"Yes Ran?"

"Where did the table you're standing on with your hand up come from?"

"Em, I-"

"SHAMPOO!" a random guy runs up an hugs Ran.

Ran starts to cry. "I do not need Shampoo! You meene! How dare you insult me!" she kicks him to China where he falls in the Spirit of Drowned man.

"yay!" a girl comes and kicks him in to spirit of drowned duck, where he is then kicked back to Japan. But who cares about him? He was nothing to do with Detective Conan. Back to the story.

Conan leans over to a pig tailed boy. "Thanks Ranma, I need a cover."

"No problem, you did help me that one time." The pig tailed boy said

:Ring! Ring!:

"Telephone!" Kogorou runs around in circles. "I want to answer it!"

"Another one of those days?" Conan asks Ran.

"Yep."

Back to the case.

"Hello?" Asou said into the telephone.

"Hello. I have the little girl. You must go out with my grandmother if you ever want to see her again"

"But I'm married!"

"Does it look like I care?"

"Well I don't know that because I can't see you right-":BEEP!: "Now."

"Was that the kidnapper or your girlfriend?" Kogorou asked.

"I do not have a girlfriend! I'm married!"

"you can have a girl friend and a wife."

"I don't have a girlfriend!"

"Conan has a girl friend." Ran said randomly.

"Sense when?" Conan asked.

"You don't love me Shinichi?"

"But I'm not Shinichi-niichan!"

"Oh right, I keep forgetting to forget." Ran snickered.

"Thats sad, laughing at your own joke, it shows pitifulness." Conan said. Ran looked at him with that kind of look. Conan gulped and ran. Ran chased him. "OW!"

"What is it Conan-kun?" Ran asked.

"A dog! He's bigger then me! And I'm allergic!"

"You are?" Ran gets covered in Snot. "I'll take that as a yes." Ran is magically cleared of all snot.

"Mister!"

"Yes?" Asou asked.

Kogorou hit him on the head .

"What'd you do that?!" Conan screamed.

"It's fun!" Kogorou said happily. "And a great way to relieve stress!"

"Really?" Ran asked her father.

"Yep!"

"I should try it some time!"

"AAAAA!!" Conan screamed. "Run away!" He jumped on the dog which stared to run.

"Conan-kun!" Ran screamed. "I was only kidding!"

"Yeah right!" Conan called back. "You lie!"

Ran was about to shout something but Conan was out of sight.

The dog carried Conan to a school, it was the one that happened to have the little girl in it, but Conan is to stupid to know that. The dog runs up to the room that the little girl is in. The dog bucked him off into the kidnapper.

"FOUR!" Conan called because he thought that he was just an ordinary man, not a kidnapper.

The man ducked, but he just made Conan hit his head, not his stomach. "AAA!" "Ouf!" "OW!"

Conan sat on to of the man. He saw the girl. "What game are you playing? Cops and Robbers?"

"No you stupid detective! I was kidnapped!" the girl shouted back. But the girl had a manly voice so he thought it was the man. The man got up and kicked him off. Conan became really angry. He decided to attack the man.

"Take this!" he kicked a pot at the man's head. Now what was a pot doing in a school? You might ask. I have no idea. The man grabbed the pot and threw it a the wall.

"I'm going to kill you now!" he said.

"AAA!!! But the series isn't over yet!" Conan said.

"Who cares? I'm only in this episode anyway."

"I care!"

"I don't care!"

Then Ran came in and kicked the guy in the head. Knocking him out. "This is another good way to relieve stress!" The police came and arrested him.

"Papa it was my fault. Bla bla bla." The little girl said

"OK, lets go on vacation." The dad said.

Kogorou took credit for everything (who could have guessed.)

LATER

Ran huggles Conan. " Can we keep him?"

'You make it sound like you found a stray dog on the street or something.' Conan thought.

"Sure. I can also win my bet with Ai!" Kogorou said happily.

"What's your bet with Ai dad?"

"That I can keep this kid for the whole series!"

"What do you get if you can do it?" Conan asked

"Beer!" Ran and Conan sighed, that was all he could ever thing about.

End of Chapter Two.

I'm going to write back to the reviews I've gotten so far.

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