(SHIELD Helicarrier)
Gathered in a briefing room, a multitude of shield agents sat at a table with tablets in front of them. Standing at the head of the table stood 3 individuals.
An african american man with an eyepatch wearing a long black trench coat. This was Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
On his right stood a tanned woman with short brunette hair wearing a skintight black SHIELD uniform hugging her D cup breasts, toned body, and heart shaped ass. This was Maria Hill.
To Fury's left was a long red haired bombshell of a woman wearing a black skintight catsuit zipped slightly down showing off her E cup breasts, curvy body, and big round ass. This was Natasha Romanoff otherwise known as The Black Widow
"Ok everyone is here let's start this meeting!" Maria yelled at the assembled agents
"Right. We are gathered here today to discuss a rising meta powered threat. Naruto Uzumaki" Fury said as a holographic projector in the table lit up with a picture of said meta
The young male had short spiky blonde hair blue eyes and had whisker marks on his cheeks
An agent held up his hand and fury nodded at him so he could speak
"I haven't heard of this Uzumaki sir" The agent said
"That's by design. We have been trying to keep his existence a secret." Fury said
the agent shook a little at this but composed himself quickly "Why sir?"
"Allow me to explain director. This meta human was taken by the weapon X program as a kid and was experimented on." Natasha started to explain
"So what power did they give him Ma'am?" The agent asked inquisitively
Natasha sighed at this "his original power was to adapt and survive to any situation. He could grow gills to breathe underwater or swim through lava with molten rock like skin." She explained
"But after they tried to combine Rouge's DNA with him his power mutated so that he can take anyone's power and use it for himself while also being able to give any power he's taken to anyone" Maria Hill informed
"So he's like a bank of Powers and he can just take them?" The agent questioned
"Well at first we thought he can only take from mutants but those fools at weapon x wanted him to be able to take any power and it looks like they succeeded. Not only did they fuse Rogue's dna but several other meta powered individuals including Wolverine." Fury explained
"Off course they did his healing is the best and most broken besides deadpool" the agent said
Maria nodded at this before she tapped a button which replaced Naruto's image with what looked like pictures of Naruto in different situations
"Anyway Mr Uzumaki escaped weapon x, after he destroyed the facility he and a friend were in, he took off around the world just causing chaos and stealing powers from various criminals around the world. Be they yakuza in japan to a cult based in Greenland" Maria listed off
"Is that him riding the Hulk while he runs through Vegas ma'am?" one of the agents asked while some of the agents snickered at some of the images one being what looked like naruto riding on hulks shoulders as he ran through Vegas complete with the Hulk wearing horse reins.
"Yes he is highly dangerous. He did that after beating the Hulk in one on one combat. He also took down an entire hydra facility in Norway. With a pencil" Fury informed
"Sounds like another deadpool sir" the agent said
"He's more stable mentally than deadpool but not by much. In terms of power however he could be our most dangerous threat"
"He's a brat on a power trip sir" Maria said with a scowl
"Yes but that brat on a power trip is currently heading for New York" Fury said gravely
"Do you know why sir?" the agent asking questions asked with a tone where you could hear the smile on his face
Natasha and Maria approached the agent and stood behind him
"We don't know why…..why don't you tell us" Natasha said as she pointed her wrist stinger at the agent's head while Maria pulled out a pistol and aimed it at his kidneys.
The agent held up his hands at this before he started to snicker before it turned into full blown laughter "oh man that was great! I can't believe you all actually sniffed me out! Wow shield is actually good at this unlike the other agencies. You should see what I did to the FBI when I snuck in. Their director is still looking for his shoes!" The agent cackled as his form started to change into the man they were briefed on. Naruto Uzumaki himself.
"Why are you here Uzumaki?" Fury demanded as all his men surrounded Naruto
"Ah Nick Fury. Nice to meet you eye to eye… oops" Naruto chuckled
"Permission to shoot him sir?" Maria asked as she readied her pistols
"Denied Hill" Fury said firmly as he knew shooting Naruto wouldn't work
"Yeah plus I wanted to answer the smoking redheads question. Besides you may be sexy but you Have to be smarter than this. You really think that little pea shooter will do anything?" Naruto smirked
"Why are you in New York?" Natasha asked as she glared
"Easy to explain. See I have spent the last few years gathering Powers and now I can finally live out my dream." Naruto said
"And that dream is?" Fury asked dreading the answer
"I Want to try ramen From every city in the world!" Naruto grinned
This got flat looks from everyone
"What no face plant?" Naruto asked with a pout of disappointment that this didn't get a reaction
"What's the real reason you moron?" Maria asked knowing from the briefing Naruto liked to make jokes
"Oh see I'd love to tell you and the redhead in private. Say with a Bottle of wine?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"Enough games Why are you-" Fury was saying before Naruto cut him off
"Ok ok baldy the real reason is I want to live out my dream: being a hero!...or at least anti hero. I mean I gotta have some fun while I'm out there being a hero. And the whole no killing thing? It's soooo boring and cliche!!"
"You enjoy killing?" Natasha asked with a glare
"Did I say that sugar tits? Hell no! I just mean the worst of the worst get to feed the worms. I'm not gonna kill Jay walkers or some shit! What kind of crazy lunatic do you take me for?" Naruto asked with fake hurt
"You have been seen hanging out with deadpool" Hill deadpanned
"Yeah cause he's fun plus would you believe he feels the same way that's why he doesn't kill everyone. Though he does sometimes leave them wishing they did" Naruto said with a smile
"He stabbed his best friend over a bag of cheesy puffs" Hill deadpanned
"Yeah and I healed. Though I kept the bitchen scar, take a look!" Naruto said as he lifted up his shirt to show off his abs which indeed had a scar on it
"You think we'll just let you into New York? You're a threat to all humanity" Fury glared
Naruto put down his shirt at this and looked at Fury "Please I'm no threat to humanity. I love humanity. I mean without humans I won't have any sexy human bitches to fuck. That only leaves alien chicks. And while that's fun I don't feel like traveling to other planets every single time whenever my dick gets hard" Naruto smirked
"So you're not wanting to take over or destroy us?" Fury questioned
"You have one ear in addition to one eye? I'm more good, chaotic good yes, but still good" Naruto said
"What makes you think we are gonna let you leave here easily?" Natasha asked
"The fact that this is just a clone" Naruto said with a smirk as he started to melt
"He sent a clone?!" Hill yelled out in frustration
"Yup see ya in the news! You two can hunt me down anytime! I'll prepare the wine!" The clone said looking at Hill and Natasha before it fully melted
"I want an alert sent out to all avengers, x men, fantastic 4. All meta heroes" Fury ordered
"Uh sir we just got a report that he's in a fight with the Thing in central park" an agent said as he came into the room
Fury scowled at this as he moved to go after Naruto
(earlier with Naruto)
"So this is New York. Lots of tall Buildings" Naruto said standing on the top of the empire state building looking out at the city. He was wearing an orange shirt, blue jeans, a pair of black boots and an unzipped black hoodie.
"Well I'm feeling hungry, let's see if I can find a good food stand" Naruto said as he looked down at the city below with his eyes zooming thanks to a power he nicked from a crazy evil inventor.
Naruto jumped off the empire state building and fell to the street below and landed in front of a crowd of civilians…..
Without performing a superhero landing thanks to one of the many many many many flying powers he had taken from several criminals.
"Now where's a good place to get something?" He muttered ignoring the bewildered stares of the civilians looking at him. "Ooh I know central park probably has some carts to eat from" Naruto said as he floated in the air a bit before he flew off towards Central Park
(Central park)
Naruto floated into the park and started looking around at all the different food carts
"Hmmm lets see, ooh a hot dog cart" Naruto said as he walked over to the cart. "I'll take one hot dog and a coke" he said walking up to the cart.
"Um sorry sir we're out of hotdogs" The man working the cart said apologetically
"... come again?" Naruto asked as if disbelieving the man
"I'm sorry but I just sold the last half dozen to -" the man was saying but Naruto cut him off
"Half Dozen?! What fat ass took them all?!" Naruto yelled out annoyed
"You got a problem with me pal?" A male brooklyn accented voice asked behind Naruro
When Naruto turned around he saw what looked like a man made of stone looking back at him sitting on a bench with a bunch of hot dogs next to him
"Yeah I got a problem you fat bastard!" Naruto glared as he stomped over towards the rock man
"Fat?! I have to eat a lot because of my body. Do you know who I am?" The stone man asked
"A pet rock came to life?" Naruto asked curiously as he looked at the man
"I'm Ben Grimm! The Thing? Fantastic 4?" the rock man yelled
"Never heard of You. Wait the same fantastic 4 with that sexy Susan Storm chick?" Naruto asked
"That's how you know us?" Ben asked with a raised eyebrow
"Well that and when I was spying on that doom guy he kept ranting about you guys While in front of some shrine to her. Kind of see why he has it. Those tits and ass? I mean damn!" Naruto smirked
"She's engaged you little punk!" Ben glared as he got up
"Aw goddammit! Is there no justice in this world that I couldn't tap that first?" Naruto groaned before getting punched in the face by the Thing.
…. And it doing absolutely nothing
"Please tell me that was a love tap" Naruto said with a raised eyebrow at Ben
"It was. Guess you can take a punch" Ben glared
"Yup and I can dish them out So tell me can you survive in ice?" Naruto asked as he smiled and the right side of his face frosted over
"I can survive just fine in- woah!" Ben yelled as he was engulfed in a massive amount of ice which when it stopped forming what looked like a massive block of ice was standing in the park which towered over everyone
"That should keep you occupied. And now for my prize." Naruto said as walked over to the Bench and grabbed one of the Thing's hot dogs. As soon as Naruto grabbed one, the glacier engulfing the Thing suddenly shattered
"Aw I thought that would take longer" Naruto sighed as he set back down the hot dog
"Ok punk enough of this! It's clobberin Time" Thing yelled as he ran at Naruto
"Ooooo a catchphrase how fun. Let me try. It's time to lick some ass!!" Naruto yelled
"It's kick some ass you idiot!" Ben yelled as he threw a punch at Naruto who dodged it
"Mine's better, but ok, let's try this one. Next year in Jerusalem!" Naruto yelled before his arm bulged before Naruto placed his palm on Ben's chest and sent the rock man flying with a blast of pressurized air.
"Well that was fun." Naruto said before grabbing a hot dog from thing's pile and started to eat it.
"Mmmm that's good" Naruto said as he took another from the pile before a blast of fire hit the hot dog he was holding
"I think you overheated it" Naruto said seeing it was now on fire before looking up to see a man on fire flying above him
"Hey only I get to mess with the stone giant!" The on fire man yelled at Naruto preparing another fire blast
"You the stone guy's girlfriend?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he prepared an attack in his hand as he recognized this man as Johnny storm the human torch
"You mother-" Johnny was yelling before Naruto blasted him with a torrent of water which caused him to turn back to normal
"That should cool you off. Now if there are no more interruptions-" Naruto was saying as he started to walk away until he suddenly hit an invisible wall. "Oh god! A mime trapped me in a box!!" Naruto yelled in a panic before he looked over and saw two figures in blue jumpsuits emblazoned with the number 4 on them.
One was a man with black hair that had some gray on his sideburns this was Reed Richards
The other was a beautiful woman with long blonde hair she had E cup breasts,a curvy body, and a plump heart shaped ass this was Susan Storm
"Stop right there!" Reed said as him and Susan approached Naruto
"Well I can't exactly do much else in this! Why aren't you going after the mime trapping innocent people!" Naruto yelled at the two
"It's not a mime" Susan said holding out her hands and revealing she trapped them in a forcefield
"You know a sexy woman trapping me isn't that bad but If you wanted a good time you could've just asked. Though a woman as beautiful as you shouldn't have to ask for attention" Naruto said with a smile at Susan making her shake a bit as her concentration on her force field waned and he was freed
"Why are you attacking us?" Reed asked
"Hey, they attacked me first! I just wanted a damn hot dog!" Naruto yelled at the two "but if you people really want to attack a new resident who just wanted some food then Naruto Uzumaki will happily fight until he gets his damned food!!" Naruto said as his body sparked with red lightning and his muscles bulged
"... Ben, Johnny did you guys start this?" Susan asked as the two joined them
"Hey he was attacking Ben!" Johnny defended himself
"And he was talking about you like a pervert!" Ben defended himself
"... did you throw the first punch?" Reed asked Ben
"…..he wasn't affected" Ben said as he looked away
"Neither were you by my ice! I'm done playing nice! I came to be a hero here but if I have to crush some fools then so be it!" Naruto yelled as the red lightning increased in quantity
"If your looking to start a fight then-" Reed was saying
"Now hold on if he wants to be a hero and Ben threw the first punch then we owe him an apology" Susan said firmly
"But he-" Ben was saying before Susan glared at him
"Hey are we doing this brawl or what?" Naruto asked the four heroes as he was ready to throw down with anyone who fucked with him
"Actually we'd like to apologize" Susan told him
"Oh… ok" Naruto said as the lightning faded away and he went back to normal
"... that's it? That's all it took?" Johnny asked bewildered that it was that easy to stop the fight
"Hey I said I just wanted a hot dog. I already ate one so I don't have any reason to fight unless you guys had kept attacking me" Naruto said simply "now apology accepted so if you four will excuse me I'm gonna go look for an apartment" Naruto said as he walked off
"Ok let's all head back to the Baxter Building. I need to check on my experiment" Reed said as he started to leave
Susan looked at the giant ice block and the torrent of water Naruto left behind
"I'll meet up with you all later. I'm gonna make sure he doesn't get into any more trouble. Besides I'm curious on his power set" Susan said as she started to follow after Naruto
"I don't think that's a good idea Sue" Ben told her protectively
"Yeah sis that guy seemed like a nut to me" Johnny said
"I'll be fine" Susan waved it off as she disappeared and walked off.
She soon spotted Naruto walking down the street looking around
"Ok now where to crash for the night? Hmm….. well guess I can always sleep under a bridge again…. let's call that plan b" Naruto said to himself before he turned around "unless you have a place in mind" he said looking directly at the invisible woman despite her invisibility
"You can see me?" Susan asked curiously as she appeared
"Infrared eyes my dear. I also have Night vision, and x ray vision" he said with a grin
"You have interesting powers from what I saw" Susan admitted
"I would hope so I spent years taking them from assholes before I came here" Naruto said simply
"Taking?" Susan asked surprised at this information
"Yeah I have the ability to take people's powers and use them as well as give them to others if I want" Naruto explained
Susan looked at him in pure shock. That kind of power is like Rogue on steroids. It was both amazing and terrifying
"Don't worry your pretty little face I'm not some mad man like Doom or Magneto. Bastard banned me from Genosha anyways" Naruto said
"Can I ask why?" Susan asked curiously
"Uh let's just say he caught me in a situation with his two daughters and leave it at that" Naruto said quickly "anyways I'd love to stay and chat with a beautiful woman but I need to find a place to live" Naruto said as he turned to leave
"if you need a place to crash I have a place you can use" Susan said making Naruto stop
"You sure? I don't want to piss off your fiance" Naruto said as he cursed Reeds name and luck for getting a beauty like Susan
"He won't care he's too busy with some silence project" Susan grumbled as she led Naruto down the street
"Then he's a fool. If I had you as a fiance I'd spend every waking moment I could spending as much time with you as possible" Naruto told her as he inwardly cursed Reed for being a dumbass
Susan blushed a little at this but composed herself as she led Naruto to a nearby building "here we are" she said as they entered a building
(apartment)
Susan opened the door to the apartment and led Naruto inside before she closed it
"You sure this'll be fine?" Naruto asked as they entered
"Yes this is my personal apartment. I use it for a safe house when needed as well as used it before my engagement" Susan explained
"You kept your Bachelorette pad after getting engaged? I smell drama" Naruto said with a teasing tone
"No there isn't any drama" Susan said quickly
"You know I can tell you're lying right?" Naruto asked "I don't even need my lie detector power to tell that" Naruto deadpanned to the blonde bombshell heroine.
he then approached a couch nearby and sat down "here sit down and tell Naruto all about it" he offered patting the couch
Susan looked at him but then sighed. "Was it really that obvious?" She asked as she sat down next to him
"Unbelievably obvious, yes. So spill" Naruto told her
"... I love Reed. I do but he cares more about his inventions and lab experiments than me" she said not sure why she was revealing this to him
"Have you tried talking to him?" Naruto asked suddenly wearing glasses and writing in a notebook that he got from who knows where
"Do I want to know-" Susan was asking but Naruto cut her off
"Hammer space power now have you talked to this putz?" Naruto asked Again
"... no" Susan admitted
"And this is why I'm a relationship counselor" Naruto nodded
"You're a relationship counselor?" Susan asked in disbelief
"Well I have seen a lot and trust me a lot of relationships are the same as each other. Different people, same problems. Yours stems from a lack of communication mixed with neglect of a partner in Reed's case to you. You either need to work things out or call it quits. After all if this is the case before you get married what would it be like afterwords?" Naruto told her while writing in the notebook
Susan looked at Naruto and sighed "you know I was scared of that exact thing" She admitted
"Everyone always is. Now go on home and talk to your fiance. And tell me all about it later" Naruto said still writing in the notebook
Susan nodded and stood up before looking at him "... what exactly did you write in there?" She asked
"Well Heh hey!" Naruto said nervously before Susan used her powers to make a force field that pulled the pad of paper to her which she took and looked at
"Face 8, rack 9, ass 9, personality an 11 what is this?" Susan demanded
"Incentive to go after you if your fiance fucks up" Naruto shrugged
Susan blushed at this but looked at the notepad and saw her overall grade was an A "you always grade women?",
"Nah just the ones I find interesting" he said with a smile "anyways thanks for the apartment I'll make sure not to trash it." He told her as he started making things appear in his hands from nothing as he set up himself.
Susan chuckled at this as she walked towards the door
"Hey be sure to not let old rubber boy ignore you. A woman like you deserves some appreciation after all" Naruto told her
"Really?" Susan asked curiously
"Are you kidding? Only science he should be interested in with you should involve you bent over his desk and -" Naruto was saying but Susan cut him off
"Ok I get it! Wow you have no filter do you?" She asked wide eyed at Naruto
"You think I'm bad? You should meet my buddy wade now he will make you pull your hair out" Naruto said as he smiled
"I'll take your word for it just stay out of trouble" Susan said as she rolled her eyes but chuckled a little as she left
"... I wonder if I should call him? ……nah now let's order a pizza, some beers, and get shit faced!" Naruto shouted as he grabbed his cell phone to order said food
(2 hours later)
Naruto was sitting on the couch eating a pizza and playing a game on his tv when he heard a knock on the door
"Damn it! You win this round Thor!" Naruto yelled as he got up to answer the door. As soon as he opened the door he saw Susan standing there with an angry look on her face
"Oh wow I'm gonna guess rubber boy messed up?" Naruto asked as Susan walked in and he closed the door
"Bastard just ignored me. I even threatened to give him back the ring and he just said 'that's nice dear' I mean can you believe that?!" Susan yelled infuriated
"Wow he was that into his science fair crap?" Naruto asked surprised
"Yes… so I gave him back the ring" She admitted with a sigh
"Did he notice?" Naruto asked with a chuckle
"Oh he noticed I threw it at his face with a shield and nailed him in the forehead. Johnny and Ben were in shock" she said
Naruto smiled at this "I knew there was fire in you good for you finally telling that moron off" He said as he nodded in approval
"thanks. I don't really want to go back to the Baxter building at the moment so you ok with me hanging out here?" Susan asked
"Sure. It's your place anyway. You're welcome to stay here to get away from that. I got beer and pizza if you want some" he offered as he sat back down on the couch and grabbed his controller
"Thanks" Susan said as she grabbed a beer and slice of pizza
(An hour later)
"So you beat up a viking looking dude with his own axe and choked another with his own beard?" Susan asked with a giggle
"Yeah those Asgard guys are all stiffs. Women were hot though" Naruto said
"Wish Reed was more like you in that regard. It would've been nice to have had an orgasm" she sighed as she took a sip of beer
"Ha! I Knew it! He was a baby wiener haver huh?" Naruto cackled
"Pffft! Yeah he was. The sad part is he could stretch it if he wanted to. He just never wanted to. It was pretty much him lying still while I bounced on him"
"Oh for fucks sake! Doesn't he know what women want?" Naruto groaned
"And what does a woman want?" Susan asked with a smirk
"Well they don't want a limp dicked moron who just lays there! a woman wants a man that can take control! One who won't just talk but prove they're worth. Making them hit orgasm after orgasm with everything they do" Naruto said passionately
Susan blushed at this and scooted closer to Naruto "and what would you do if given the chance?" She asked with a smirk
"I'd tear that blue suit off your body, spread your long, sexy, legs and eat you out like I was licking an ice cream cone until you begged me to stop" Naruto smirked
"mmmm and what would you do after?" Susan grinned
"I would fuck you so hard I would ruin you for other men. Make you scream my name to the very heavens with each thrust. Over and over again as I make your tits and ass jiggle" Naruto grinned
Susan was panting a little at this "fuck it" she said before she grabbed Naruto by his shirt and pulled him into a kiss. Their tongues danced and explored each other's mouths as Naruto brought Susan down to lie on her back on the couch.
Naruto pulled away from her lips and looked at her blushing, panting, face.
"Wow. I haven't felt like this in forever so you better make me feel good" Susan said giving him the go ahead
"Works for me. Just don't expect to settle for anyone else after I reshape you" Naruto told her before taking a hold of her suits zipper with his teeth and pulling it down. From her breasts to her twat
"You go commando? That's fucking hot" Naruto said with a grin as he looked at Susan as she got up
"Underwear chafes in the suit" Susan admitted as she turned around and took off her suit showing Naruto her ass as he sat on the couch. As soon as the suit was taken off, Naruto grabbed her by her hips and pulled her ass towards his face
"I did say I was gonna lick you to start" he smirked before he moved a hand from her hips to her leg and lifted it before taking an experimental lick at her pussy folds.
Susan panted and moaned as Naruto ate her out
"Guess old stretch never did this to you huh?" Naruto smirked before shoving his tongue into her pussy and swirling it
Susan grabbed a pillow on the couch and arched her back and screamed . Climaxing from Naruto's actions and squirting her juices in his face.
"Wow, you must be really stressed. I barely hit my stride" Naruto chuckled as he stood up taking off his shirt before he unzipped his pants
"That was incredible" Susan panted out as she caught her breath
"Oh we're just getting started," Naruto said as he removed his pants and underwear. Revealing a hard, throbbing, 13 inch cock with large hanging testicles to the formerly engaged woman.
"Oh my god!" Susan yelled in shock at his size. It was massive! Completely utterly massive!
"Impressed?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"I-I want it in me" Susan stuttered out as Naruto approached her
"With pleasure!" Naruto smirked as he flipped Susan onto her back on the couch and speared his dick inside of her cunt. Grabbing her hips with his hands as he did so. "Oh you are tight!!!" He grunted out
"Ah! You're so deep!" She screamed out. She never had anything this big inside of her. Even her dildos were nothing like this.
Naruto started to thrust into Susan who moaned as he stretched her out. She instinctively wrapped her legs around his hips
"Your fiance was a fool to let you go. But I'll treat you how you deserve to be treated." Naruto smirked
"Forget Reed! You're my man now, treat me like your woman!" She begged as she held him close as he fucked her
"Wow you broke quickly. I love that. Alright then. I'll treat you like you deserve! A woman on the streets and a whore in the sheets!" Naruto yelled as his body sparked with green lightning and he started to move faster and faster inside of Susan
"Oh God!" Susan screamed out as she felt him hit her in a sensitive spot
"Call me Naruto" Naruto growled into her ear before he licked at her ear making her shudder
"Oh fuck Naruto!! Fuck me!!" She screamed in pure lust. She didn't care that she had to break up with Reed earlier. This was worth it.
So worth it!!
They rutted like animals for what felt like hours before….
"Oh god I'm cuming!!" Susan panted out helplessly
"I said call me Naruto and me too, you want me to defile your womb with my seed?" Naruto grunted out as he kissed at her neck
"Defile whatever you wish!! I'm yours to use!!" Susan yelled out her mind completely fucked
"Good, you're one of my women. Now take it!" He yelled as his seed flooded her womb. The heat of the overflowing, thick, cum making Susan shudder as she came as well. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she had the most earth shaking orgasm she ever had.
Susan panted for a few moments before she smiled up at Naruto "don't ever leave me" she panted out
"Wasn't planning on it. You're my invisible whore" He smirked at her
"Only for you now…..take me to the bedroom and let's wreck the bed" Susan said with a lusty tone as she trailed her fingers on his abs
"Heh. Sure thing. I need to really show you what I can do after that little warm up" Naruto said as he stood up
"w-warm up?" Susan gasped out as Naruto carried her bridal style into the bedroom
"Yup. I usually don't soften till after 10 shots. My max is 13" He told her making her eyes widen as he closed the bedroom door behind them
The screams and grunts echoing throughout all of New York for many to hear.
(the next morning)
Susan groaned as she woke up from the sunlight hitting her eyes. As she awoke she realized something. She had a large dick inserted inside of her pussy as she woke up
She looked down and saw she was straddling Naruto who was still sleeping and he had his hands on her ass
"Oh god I really did all that last night" she muttered
"mmmm morning babe" Naruto groaned as he woke up
"M-morning" she stuttered. She was coming to terms with everything that happened last night. She wanted to blame the beers but she didn't have that many last night. And even then she broke it off with Reed while sober so it still wasn't fully her drinking
"Hey….you ok?" Naruto asked as he pulled her close and kissed her on the cheek lovingly
"... yeah I'm fine just reminiscing" She admitted as she smiled and rested her head on his shoulder content for the first time in a while. It may be fast but she felt happier now than she did with Reed
"Ah you want some more fun huh?" Naruto asked with a grin as his cock twitched and hardened while still inside her
"Well-" she was saying before finding Naruto grabbing her hips and bouncing her up and down on his dick making her moan
"I always take care of my girls now bounce for me" he ordered as he smacked her ass
"Ah!! Yes!!" Susan moaned as she did exactly that
(SHIELD Helicarrier)
"And that's the situation Carol" Fury said to a woman with short blonde hair wearing a red, blue, and gold uniform this was Carol Danvers aka Captain Marvel
"I'll stop him director" Carol said with a firm tone
"Remember we don't know what powers he has and he will take yours if he can so try not to let him grab you" Fury warned her
"Please I'm not worried about this punk kid. I can take him down no problem" Carol spoke confidently before she flew out the hanger
"... this is gonna end badly" Fury said since Carol was a hot head. He'd have preferred to send Natasha for recon on Naruto or to get in close but she was likely to attack him due to Naruro having stolen her bras and panties when he snuck aboard
(with Naruto)
As Susan bounced on his cock, Naruto was staring at her jiggling and bouncing breasts in enjoyment.
"You get off on this huh? A man using you like a toy and looking at your body like a piece of meat" Naruto smirked
"Ah! Only you!" Susan yelled with her tongue hanging out as she continued to bounce on his dick. Feeling her orgasm building and building
Before either of them could climax however, a wall of the apartment suddenly burst open as Captain Marvel crashed through the wall.
"You're done causing trouble in new-" Captain Marvel was saying until she saw what was happening
"Little busy here Captain Karen! oh fuck yea you want my seed don't you?" Naruto groaned as Susan licked at his whisker marks
"Yes!! Cum inside me master! Please use me!" Susan begged as she shook from her incoming climax
"You! You brainwashed her?! You rapist!" Carol yelled in Fury
"He didn't brainwash shit! Now get lost! Susan yelled as she waved her hand and sent a blast of her forcefield at Carol and sent her flying
"oh fuck your so much hotter! Take it!" Naruto growled as he unloaded inside Susan's cunt. Making the invisible woman scream in ecstasy as she climaxed.
As soon as their orgasms ended however, a golden blur shot through the hole in the building and tackled Naruto through the bed, and floor, and down to the streets below.
"Fuck I hate that cock blocking bitch!" Susan growled as she went to go get dressed in her blue jumpsuit but not before tearing off the 4 in it "I'll still help Johnny and Ben but I'm done with Reed" she said before rushing down to help Naruto
(The streets below)
It seemed like it would be a peaceful day in New York. Until Captain marvel suddenly came from the sky and tackled a naked blonde man into the streets creating a crater.
Naruto coughed as he made his clothes appear on his body
"Thank you subspace. Now what did I ever do to you? Sleep with your mother? Sister? Girlfriend? All 3?" Naruto asked as he climbed out of the crater
"You are to be brought in by order of SHIELD" Carol said as she floated in the air and glared at Naruto
"Oh jeez did Natasha suggest sending you? I only stole one pair!" Naruto yelled before jumping out of the way of a golden energy blast
Carol growled as she charged forward but was stopped as Naruto suddenly appeared in front of the empowered air force pilot punching her across the face sending her spinning around crashing into the roof of a nearby building
Carol struggled to her feet coughing up some blood and found Naruto had broken one of her teeth.
She looked over as Naruto landed on the roof cracking his neck as he made a "come at me" motion with his hand. Carol roared throwing a punch at Naruto but he easily side steps her then appeared behind her kicking her in the back the head then reappeared in front of her punching her in the jaw then elbowing her in the stomach he then grabbed her face smashing her down into the hard asphalt denting it with her head.
Carol growled as she surged with energy releasing a shockwave pushing Naruto back but the young blond wasn't the least bit affected.
"Wow, first you rip off the Og Captain Marvel, now you're ripping off Goku. Can you please try and do something original!" Naruto taunted, Carol shot an energy blast towards him but he simply held out his hand absorbing the attack shocking her into silence
"Yeah, one thug I met had the ability to siphon off energy and use it as his own nifty trick. Also I can send it back!" Naruto shouted firing off another blast forcing the Kree powered woman to fly off into the sky circling around Naruto who kept his eyes on her as she flew about, suddenly Carol came in with loud roar of rage started laying punch after punch into Naruto's face before smashing down both hands sending him crashing down into the street.
Naruto slowly got up looking up to see Carol coming in for a dive bomb attack, he placed his hands on the ground as two arms of stone sprouted out reaching out at Carol who flew past them just as several small stone arms came at her but she evaded them too.
Once she reached Naruto she was met with a relentless stream of flames pushing her back, Naruto smirked as she sent out volts of lighting shocking Carol causing her to cry out in pain quickly silenced by a hard stone fist across the cheek knocking her into a building close by. Naruto ran after charging full speed before warping behind her elbowing her in the back, then hitting her across the face, kicking her in her stomach, her side, an uppercut to the chin, a hard right hook and a spin kick across the room.
Carol was covered in bruises, her suit torn up and blood dripping from her mouth. She looked around to notice several civilians and onlookers watching the fight, many of whom had up their cellphones...they'd been recording her humiliation the entire time, several people were whispering amongst themselves, and even laughing. How could they, after everything she's done, for her courty, her planet, this, this was how they were repaying her! Carol then glared at the one responsible for all of this, the blond arrogant smug expression on his face as he gave the ones recording a peace sign.
She felt her power surging through her like a burning fire, her golden energy raging throughout her body.
She gave a roar of anger as she unleashed her powers causing cracks to appear in the ground before rushing Naruto grabbing him by the neck smashing him through several buildings, businesses, apartment, she didn't care even if there were civilians in the way she just wanted to make this man pay. Naruto noticed a little girl nearby crying as some nearby debris was about to fall.
"Hey bitch can't you see that little girl's in trouble!?" Naruto shouted
"I don't care! The only thing that matters is taking you down!" Carol shouted, causing Naruto to glare, kicking her off him and swiftly using what looked like purple smoke to warp the girl over to him before the debris came crumbling down on her.
"Hey, hey it's okay." Naruto said rubbing the girls head as she hiccuped wiping her tears
"Crissy!" The girls mother ran to her daughter picking her up kissing her forehead
"You two should get somewhere safe. I'll take care of this." Naruto said glaring at Captain Marvel as she seethed with rage.
"Okay time to end this pathetic farce." Naruto said warping away appearing above Carol grasping her by her head red veins starting to surge throughout our Naruto's right hand as she cried out in pain as the red veins rain throughout her body she cried out in pain as the blazing aura started to leave her body the cries soon stopped as the aura faded and Naruto lowered himself to the ground releasing Carol from his grip watching with disgust as she collapsed to the ground.
Naruto gripped his hands feeling the power surging throughout his body.
Carol stumbled up to her feet and growled as she tried to activate her power but paused as she felt nothing happening "What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!" she bellowed at Naruto in a rage
"I'll find someone worthy of this power" Naruto told her as his body sparked with golden light. "I'd keep it for myself but the gold's a little gaudy for me" Naruto told the formerly super powered woman as he simply turned around "You're not worth my my time anymore" He said as he started to calmly walk away
"Who are you to decide that?!" Carol bellowed out
"Hmm good point, let's ask the people who saw this whole fight! What do you all think?! Should she get her powers back?!" Naruto yelled as he pointed at Captain Marvel on her knees
"Fuck no!" some people yelled at this
"She sucks!" Another yelled
"She caused nothing but problems!" A third yelled
"She prioritized being a bitch over saving a kid!" A woman yelled as she saw the whole thing with Naruto saving the child
"Well the people have spoken sorry no powers for you Karen and before you ask my manager is on break" Naruto said with a smile
This got some laughs from the crowd
"You bastard! Shield will have your head for this" Carol yelled in Fury without thinking
"oh is that who sent you…..lets go talk to your boss" Narutosaid with a grin as a burst of purple smoke engulfed him and Carol
(Helicarrier)
Nick Fury, Maria Hill, and Black Widow were watching the live news report of the fight between Naruto and Carol. Instantly when Naruto and Carol disappeared in a wave of purple smoke a wave of the same smoke appeared in the room he was in and Naruto and Carol appeared in the room
"Hey one eye I'm here to return your work dog. It's broken now" Naruto said with a grin as he made his hand glow with Carol's power for emphasis while he booted Carol in front of the director and his two agents. "Sup Hill, Widow. Looking sexy you two" he grinned
"Is there anything else you want besides to embarrass one of our best heroes?" Fury asked with a glare
"Please she only had power because of luck. Nothing more. But I do have other reasons for being here" Naruto said
"and that is?" Natasha asked as she glared at Naruto
"I'm here to put you on notice One eye. I get your paranoid about me but I have been nothing but truthful with you and your response is to send this bitch after me who pretty much trashed a city block on her own and nearly killed a little girl." Naruto said with a glare
"If you had surrendered then-" Carol was saying before she was silenced
which was because Naruto made a zipping motion with his hand and her mouth disappeared "I don't need the opinions of a worthless bitch. Here's the deal Fury. I'll play nice with you, you play nice with me. But if you send more Morons like her you're just gonna add more powers for me to take and pass on to those more deserving. So next time you're gonna send someone send one of those two" Naruto said pointing at Natasha and Hill
"We don't have powers for you to take" Hill said confused at his logic
"Hmmm good point such nice ladies like you need an edge, so as a peace offering how about I give each of you a power? No you can't have Captain cunt's power" Naruto said As he wanted to find a fully worthy person for that.
This got silence from everyone in the room
"You're serious?" Nick asked surprised at this offer
"As a heart attack. Though if they abuse what I Give them I reserve the right to take it back" Naruto said "I'll even train them in whatever power I give em" Naruto offered
"... I accept" Natasha said after considering this for a moment
"... I suppose I could use an edge against enemies" Hill agreed
"Cool! Ok Nat how about something that will make enemies easier to take out?" Naruto offered as he held out a hand
Natasha grasped his hand and after a moment she felt a rush and pulled away
"This one let's whoever's near you lose equilibrium and yes you can aim it" Naruto told her
Natasha's eyes widened. Such a simplistic power could be extremely useful
Naruto then turned to Maria and smiled "As for you Miss Hill let me ask you how would you like a power that makes anyone talk if you ask a question?" He offered
"An instant Confession power?" She asked surprised he'd willingly give up something like that
"Yup but you still have to ask the right questions but that should be easy for you. Besides it's more fun for me if I don't have all the answers in seconds" Naruto said with a grin as he started to move a hand towards her
"Keep your hands off my chest" she deadpanned
"Oh please I may appreciate women's looks but I'm not fucking Gambit" Naruto said as he rolled hisbeyes as he had met said mutant while in Louisiana. And scammed him in a card game.
Aces up the sleeves mother fucker!!
Maria nodded at this and grabbed Naruto's hand and she instantly felt a rush as well.
"There your top agents now have even more use for your organization. Do you want one too Fury?" Naruto offered
"……" Fury said nothing as he didn't want to look desperate
"How about an ability to create a second impact after you've already made an impact attack wise. The second would be much stronger than the initial impact.
"This got more silence from Fury. "Can I pick when the second impact hits?"
"Of course. You can't have it be random that would be useless for a guy like you" Naruto said with a smile as he held Furys hand and gave him his power
"Wait! Did you add anything else to these powers?" Maria asked with a glare
"No they are all as I said no extras - hey!" Naruto yelled as he realized Maria just used her new power to interrogate him "oh very funny" he said with a smirk
"Well it's a question we need to ask" Maria said simply
"Fair enough now I'll be leaving you now. I need to check on a lady friend Naruto said as he made some purple smoke
"Wait! Can you give Danvers her mouth back?" Fury asked as he pointed at Carol who was still pawing at where her mouth used to be
"…..I mean yeah but why would you want that?" Naruto questioned
"Just do it" Fury said with his patented galred
"Finne fine I may as well play nice" Naruto said as he made a zipping motion restoring Carol's mouth before he was gone in a rush of purple smoke
"He'll pay for this" Carol said with a glare looking at where Naruto disappeared
(Back in New York)
"Well that was fun" Naruto said simply as he walked over to Susan who had been waiting at the sight of Captain Marvel vs Naruto when Naruto's purple smoke reappeared
"Let's go celebrate" he said with a smirk as he wrapped an arm around Susan's shoulders
"As fun as that sounds we now need to find a new place to stay since she trashed my place" Susan told him as she sighed
"I suppose you're right….. sure you don't want to have some fun in that alley over there?" Naruto asked with a grin
Susan slapped his shoulder at this and gave him a unamused look
"Fine fine you're too fine a woman for that anyway. Now my first girlfriend? Woah momma what a wild cat! I still have scars on my back from her!" Naruto grinned like a loon
Susan chuckled at this as she grabbed Naruto's arm "we can get a motel for now while you go hunt for a place while I deal with the fallout from Reed" Susan told him
"You had me at Motel. Let's go, the plaza ok?" Naruto told her as he made purple smoke appear around them
"You can afford that?" Susan asked surprised as that was a high end hotel
"Oh sure I have plenty of cash from these cartel guys after I killed them all. And the yakuza. And That cult. And the casinos I cleaned out in Vegas. And swindling Gambit. Point is I'm fucking rich!" Naruto cackled as they disappeared
Hey everyone Kfbanime87 and my co author Thanatos125 here
in case you can't tell this fic is like our Harley Quinn's Ace story so expect this to be just as nuts only in the Marvel universe
also in terms of what version of the Marvel universe this is think of it as a amalgamation where we will take from several sources
For example when we use Janet Van Dyne it will be the one from the earth's mightiest heroes cartoon.
But for Mystique it would be the one from the live action X Men Movie series.
Now as for his powers it's obvious we gave him all for one and he has powers from My hero academia which he took from randos in Marvel during his travels.
Think either assholes or people who didn't want powers so Naruto took them for himself.
Anyway that's all for now but me and my Co author hope you enjoyed this first chapter and look forward to more complete and utter madness in the future.
Any suggestions for Marvel girls feel free to ask in reviews but if we don't take them then we have reasons
And if you don't like it then as Brandon Rogers says: try me bitch lol