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Everyone watched the rocket fly away. Dr. Evil sighed angrily. "Number Two, how long will it take to build another rocket??" Dr. Evil asked. "Well. . . With all the supplies we have about four months," said Number Two. "Great...well, little-miss-im-a-frickin-idiot-so-let-me-shoot- the-rocket-off-when-no-ones-inside, you can go far, far away for another month," Dr. Evil said trying not to get to mad.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted me to push the button," said Bart.
"NO, I DID NOT WANT YOU TO PRESS THE FRICKIN BUTTON!"
"Well you asked me to."
"I did not. You just said 'Oh let me!' like a little retarded child and pressed the button that said launch REALLY big."
"Well sir you said my name."
"But I didn't tell you to press it at that moment!"
"You could have been more specific sir/ma'am."
"Just go away. . . Far away for you own sake!"
"I thought I was going to baby sit sir/ma'am?"
"Do you want me to kill you or are you just incredibly stupid?"
"When should I come back?"
"In four frickin months!!!" Dr. Evil yelled.
Finally she left. "Your actually making her take care of Scott? Still?" Frau said. "Yes," Dr. Evil answered. "Uh. . . Mustafa and I will go work on the new ship," Number Two said. "Yeah sure," Dr. Evil agreed, then they left.
". . . Why are you letting her???" Frau started again.
"Because I don't trust Scott."
"Well can't you change the babysitter?"
"It's to late, she's already hired."
"Fire her!"
"Why are you so obsessed Frau?"
"Fine, keep her! You want her to be here anyway."
"And what's that supposed to mean Frau?"
"Nothing Doktor!"
They continued fighting for a while, mostly about Bart.. . Launching off the rocket, having to care of Scott, etc. . .
"Never mind Frau! Can we just drop it??" Dr. Evil continued a few minutes later.
Frau sighed, "Fine doktor! Since you don't care,"
"How many times must I tell you not to sigh at me?"
"Well sorry doktor."
"A few times is okay, but not every two seconds Frau."
"And it doesn't matter if you sigh a lot?"
"Uhh, no, it doesn't."
Then Frau just left our of no where. "Fine! Leave, see if I care," Dr. Evil said a little loudly. Then Number Two walked in. "What do you want??" said Dr. Evil. "Uhh, sorry Dr. Evil. I can leave. . ." Number Two said. "No, that's ok Number Two," Dr. Evil told him. So Number Two stayed. "Number Two I need advice," Dr. Evil said (odd I know).
"For what Dr. Evil?" Number Two asked.
"Frau's being insolent again."
"Well, what do you want me to do?"
"What should I do.. ."
"You can go and apologize."
"But. . . It wasn't. . . I. . . Fine!"
So Dr. Evil went to apologize. He knocked on the door to the room she was in. He knocked again, and since no one answered he walked in. He saw Frau sitting on a guy, that was a henchman. . . And she had a whip. . . (A/N: aha... It's in the Goldmember DVD. On the video in the deleted scenes there all singing "What's it all about Austin?" and Frau's there sitting on a guy.. It's that exact time. just so ya know if ya saw it).
"Frau! Oh........God...Frau!" Dr. Evil said disgusted. "Uhh... Doktor??" Frau said. "God, I didn't even leave you alone for 5 minutes!" Dr. Evil stated. "Uhh. . . Wait. . ." she started. "I'm not waiting here Frau.." Said Dr. Evil.
"Umm.. Well, it's not.," she started. "It's not what it looks like!"
"Ok, then what is it Frau?"
"Nothing!"
"Nothing? Really?"
"..ja.."
"Ya know, I was going to apologize...for real...but...I see you're a little too "busy" to care for that."
"Doktor! I'm sorry I'll.. ."
Then Dr. Evil left. For some reason he waited a little before heading back to the main chamber, like maybe she would get the point. But then he heard "stuff" happen so he walked away.
He got back in to the room where Number Two was. "How did it go Dr. Evil?" Number Two asked. "Not to good, no," Dr. Evil answered.
"Well what happened?"
"She's in there doing 'stuff' with . . . That one henchman."
"Oh, sorry Dr. Evil."
"Yes well, It's ok Number Two. . . Actually it's not ok. . .no.. It's your fault. You talk me to go in there. I'm psychologically scarred for eternity!!"
"I just suggested you apologized...."
"And I did. Which caused me to go in there and see. .. that."
"Well, what were you going to apologize about?" Number Two asked.
"....Hmm.not sure..I'm not really good at this "apologizing" crap."
"But exactly why were you going to?"
"I don't know..I guess I felt bad....and then there she was just.. and he was.. just wrong.."
Then Frau came in "I'm sorry Doktor!!!" "Where.. What... How long were you listening?" Dr. Evil asked. "Well. . .I heard why you were going to apologize.. And besides I couldn't stay there. . . With him," she said. "Yes, I see," Dr. Evil said confusingly.
"So then I came here. . ."
".. .Yes.. What was that guy's name? I must know who to fire."
"Uhh. . . Fire?"
"He wasn't doing his work Frau! So what's his name?"
"Uhh.."
"Do you know his name Frau?"
"Well..."
"You didn't even know his name?!?!? Honestly Frau. . . You Germans..."
Just then the henchman walked in. "Oh, your fired," Dr. Evil told him. "...What?" He said confused. "You weren't doing your work," said Dr. Evil. Then he left without saying much.
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Everyone watched the rocket fly away. Dr. Evil sighed angrily. "Number Two, how long will it take to build another rocket??" Dr. Evil asked. "Well. . . With all the supplies we have about four months," said Number Two. "Great...well, little-miss-im-a-frickin-idiot-so-let-me-shoot- the-rocket-off-when-no-ones-inside, you can go far, far away for another month," Dr. Evil said trying not to get to mad.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted me to push the button," said Bart.
"NO, I DID NOT WANT YOU TO PRESS THE FRICKIN BUTTON!"
"Well you asked me to."
"I did not. You just said 'Oh let me!' like a little retarded child and pressed the button that said launch REALLY big."
"Well sir you said my name."
"But I didn't tell you to press it at that moment!"
"You could have been more specific sir/ma'am."
"Just go away. . . Far away for you own sake!"
"I thought I was going to baby sit sir/ma'am?"
"Do you want me to kill you or are you just incredibly stupid?"
"When should I come back?"
"In four frickin months!!!" Dr. Evil yelled.
Finally she left. "Your actually making her take care of Scott? Still?" Frau said. "Yes," Dr. Evil answered. "Uh. . . Mustafa and I will go work on the new ship," Number Two said. "Yeah sure," Dr. Evil agreed, then they left.
". . . Why are you letting her???" Frau started again.
"Because I don't trust Scott."
"Well can't you change the babysitter?"
"It's to late, she's already hired."
"Fire her!"
"Why are you so obsessed Frau?"
"Fine, keep her! You want her to be here anyway."
"And what's that supposed to mean Frau?"
"Nothing Doktor!"
They continued fighting for a while, mostly about Bart.. . Launching off the rocket, having to care of Scott, etc. . .
"Never mind Frau! Can we just drop it??" Dr. Evil continued a few minutes later.
Frau sighed, "Fine doktor! Since you don't care,"
"How many times must I tell you not to sigh at me?"
"Well sorry doktor."
"A few times is okay, but not every two seconds Frau."
"And it doesn't matter if you sigh a lot?"
"Uhh, no, it doesn't."
Then Frau just left our of no where. "Fine! Leave, see if I care," Dr. Evil said a little loudly. Then Number Two walked in. "What do you want??" said Dr. Evil. "Uhh, sorry Dr. Evil. I can leave. . ." Number Two said. "No, that's ok Number Two," Dr. Evil told him. So Number Two stayed. "Number Two I need advice," Dr. Evil said (odd I know).
"For what Dr. Evil?" Number Two asked.
"Frau's being insolent again."
"Well, what do you want me to do?"
"What should I do.. ."
"You can go and apologize."
"But. . . It wasn't. . . I. . . Fine!"
So Dr. Evil went to apologize. He knocked on the door to the room she was in. He knocked again, and since no one answered he walked in. He saw Frau sitting on a guy, that was a henchman. . . And she had a whip. . . (A/N: aha... It's in the Goldmember DVD. On the video in the deleted scenes there all singing "What's it all about Austin?" and Frau's there sitting on a guy.. It's that exact time. just so ya know if ya saw it).
"Frau! Oh........God...Frau!" Dr. Evil said disgusted. "Uhh... Doktor??" Frau said. "God, I didn't even leave you alone for 5 minutes!" Dr. Evil stated. "Uhh. . . Wait. . ." she started. "I'm not waiting here Frau.." Said Dr. Evil.
"Umm.. Well, it's not.," she started. "It's not what it looks like!"
"Ok, then what is it Frau?"
"Nothing!"
"Nothing? Really?"
"..ja.."
"Ya know, I was going to apologize...for real...but...I see you're a little too "busy" to care for that."
"Doktor! I'm sorry I'll.. ."
Then Dr. Evil left. For some reason he waited a little before heading back to the main chamber, like maybe she would get the point. But then he heard "stuff" happen so he walked away.
He got back in to the room where Number Two was. "How did it go Dr. Evil?" Number Two asked. "Not to good, no," Dr. Evil answered.
"Well what happened?"
"She's in there doing 'stuff' with . . . That one henchman."
"Oh, sorry Dr. Evil."
"Yes well, It's ok Number Two. . . Actually it's not ok. . .no.. It's your fault. You talk me to go in there. I'm psychologically scarred for eternity!!"
"I just suggested you apologized...."
"And I did. Which caused me to go in there and see. .. that."
"Well, what were you going to apologize about?" Number Two asked.
"....Hmm.not sure..I'm not really good at this "apologizing" crap."
"But exactly why were you going to?"
"I don't know..I guess I felt bad....and then there she was just.. and he was.. just wrong.."
Then Frau came in "I'm sorry Doktor!!!" "Where.. What... How long were you listening?" Dr. Evil asked. "Well. . .I heard why you were going to apologize.. And besides I couldn't stay there. . . With him," she said. "Yes, I see," Dr. Evil said confusingly.
"So then I came here. . ."
".. .Yes.. What was that guy's name? I must know who to fire."
"Uhh. . . Fire?"
"He wasn't doing his work Frau! So what's his name?"
"Uhh.."
"Do you know his name Frau?"
"Well..."
"You didn't even know his name?!?!? Honestly Frau. . . You Germans..."
Just then the henchman walked in. "Oh, your fired," Dr. Evil told him. "...What?" He said confused. "You weren't doing your work," said Dr. Evil. Then he left without saying much.
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