Chapter tree: I don't care about the title.

Shinichi: Baka! You put chapter tree!

Author: thats because this chapter is about a tree!

Shinichi: Wha...?

Author: I love trees. Trees, trees, trees, trees, trees.

Shinichi: This is not national tree day!

Author: But you should love trees every day!

Shinichi: Thats nice.

Author: Shin-chan. Don't you love me?

Shinichi: No.

Author delays this chapter because she is balling over Shinichi.

( a week later)

Author: MUHAHAHA I can make Shin-chan look like an idiot!

Shinichi: But-

Author: no buts! ((author pauses and sings that 'I like big buts song'))

Shinichi: you're mean!

Author: thank you

Ran: Shinichi- chan! I'm back!

Shinichi: from what?

Ran: haha, like you didn't notice that I was gone for a week.

Shinichi: you were gone? But I saw (turns around slowly) you yesterday.

Author: why are you looking at me?!

Shinichi: you pretended to me Ran!

Author: no I didn't!

Shinichi: yes.

Author: no

(after they repeat that 11 billion times)

Ran: Shinichi you can be like a little kid sometimes.

Shinichi: that's when I know I've been Conan to much.

Author: wow, a page already.

Shinichi: what a pointless way to spend a chapter.

Author: But I was bored!

Shinichi: then be bored somewhere else!

Author: fine. I'll type a bit of the story just to make you happy.

Shinichi: good.

Chapter three(part one): Shin-chan the meane.

Behind the set.

"That stupid author! She wasted a whole page for nothing!"

"Calm down Shinichi, in the story I-she is God." Ran said.

"Stop doing that!" he yelled at the author.

"Had to do that. Sorry. I'll leave the story now."

"Good."

Hattori ran up to Shinichi and Ran. "You to have to start."

"Hattori-kun! What episode is it today?" Ran asked him.

"One of those detective boys ones. A lot of ones were skipped though." Hattori answered.

"how many?"

"Eight of 'em I think."

"that many?" Shinichi asked.

"Yeah." Hattori. " It's good though. That means it's closer to went I come in!"

"yet still a million until I come in even once!" a voice behind them said.

"Hey Kaito-kun!" Ran said. All of a sudden a load of angry fangirls' eyes stared angrily at Ran. "Why are they all staring at me?"

"Because you are alone with the three coolest guys in the series!" The author said before she ran away so Shinichi couldn't hurt her.

"Why are you here Kaito?" Shinichi asked.

His grin appeared on his face. "To steal your pants!" a cloud of smoke appeared suddenly. And when it disappeared Shinichi's pants were gone, and so was Kaito.

"That damn thief!" Shinichi screamed.

"Put some pants on!" Hattori yelled at him threw his laughter.

Shinichi walked off mumbling about how he hated Kid (and me!). He walked into his dressing room where he popped into Conan. He got pants on. (plus some Conan-sized clothes)

(Conan telling to day's case.) the stupid fish that I can torture Kaito with because he stole my pants!

"It's really called-"

"this is stupid. Can we go home?" Conan said.

"No Conan! Sense you can never tell the case's real name. You keep making up your own. So I'm going to tell what it is!" Ran said. "To day's case is called 'Italians, Fish, and Masked Yaiba Action Figures' or something along those lines."

A/N sorry I probity bored you guys to death in the beginning! I'll try to update soon. But I'll warn you guys. I have my other story and school, and baby-sitting and crap. It shouldn't take me a whole lot of time to do them though. waves bye!

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