LoL last chapter not what you expected? Well wait till u read this.. And!
To answer your love or lust question Dr. Evil fan. I've been wondering that
for a while now too. your not alone.
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"...I'm sorry Doktor," Frau said again. "Well sorry doesn't erase the past Frau," Dr. Evil said. "Uhh, I'll go work on the rocket now," said Number Two, then he left.
"Well I hope your happy," Dr. Evil said.
"For what?"
"I don't get it! I didn't even leave you alone for 5 minutes!"
"Well I got upset."
"About what Frau?"
"Oh, I don't know. . . Everything?"
"Is that what you always do when your upset? Have you been using me as a stress reliever?!"
"No! This was the only time."
"Yea, okay."
"What Doktor?"
"Nothing. . ."
Then Frau just left. . . Again. "Fine, go again, who know where your gonna go next," Dr. Evil said then walked away too. Both a bit.. teary. _
Four months passed very fast and the rocket ship was ready to be blasted off again. Bart was now there, to watch Scott and push the button to launch the rocket. "Should I push the button yet sir-" Bart started but Dr. Evil interrupted her before she could say "ma'am". "No, as you see were not in the space ship as of now. You have to wait until a little voice says 'blast off'." "Oh, Ok" Bart agreed. "Okay, do you understand?" Dr. Evil said. "Yes" Bart answered. "Ok, everybody load up!" said Dr. Evil.
They loaded up and all got in the rocket. Then a computerized voice said, "Talking off in 10. . .9. . .8. . .7. . .6. . .5. . .4. . .3. . .2. . .3. . .1. . . Blast off." Then they blasted off.
Then they were in there newly made moon base (fast wasn't it?). "Well, were in space, finally," Dr. Evil said. "Ja. . ." Frau answered. "Frau, you have to learn to put the past behind you. Seriously, it's getting annoying," Dr. Evil said, pretty much out of no where. "What?" Frau asked confused. "You seem upset," Dr. Evil said. "I'm not. . ." Frau said still confused. "Well it seemed like it," Dr. Evil replied.
"Ok..." she said.
"Okay."
"But.... I'm sorry doktor"
"For what?"
"...That"
"...What?"
"...Nothing doktor"
"Okay..."
"...But I am"
"For what?"
Frau sighed.
"Don't sigh at me!!!"
"Cant you accumulate how annoying that is YET!!!??!"
"...Sorry"
"Then stop!! Good lord."
"Uhh.. doktor, why did u come into my room the other day...?"
".....I was GOING to apologize"
"...Really?"
"Really"
"But then.."
"So you'll never forgive me," Frau said.
"Maybe. . . Maybe not. . . But still maybe...not."
"So Dr. Evil, why don't you mark a date on when they should pay the money," Number Two interrupted. "Because they won't pay me," Dr. Evil said. "Yes, and that's when you destroy the world," Number Two told him like it was the first time. "Alrighty. When?" Dr. Evil asked. "Well talk to them and give them a deadline. Like, a day or so," (Yes! Moon travel became faster!) Number Two suggested.
"How about Today at 9:30," Dr. Evil said like it was the best idea. "But it's 9:15 Dr. Evil. Could they get it here that fast?" Number Two asked. "There's always a flaw isn't there Number Two?" said Dr. Evil.
"Well. . . You can always try," said Number Two. "No Number Two, cause you won't like it will you?" Dr. Evil said sarcastically.
"JUST DO SOMETHING!" Frau yelled. Everyone got scared since it was a bit surprising. "Calm down Frau," Dr. Evil said. "Well nothing's going to work for you is it?!?! You try to get everything perfect but it's all so STUPID that it can't possibly work!!! So why even try? And if your going to then try it now before we get caught," Frau said impatiently .
"Frau, do you have your 'friend' again?" he asked.
"Can't I be upset on my own??"
"No, you can't Frau."
"So I can only be upset one certain days . . ."
"We'll it would be nice. Then I'd know when to expect it."
"Hmm. . . Well you can just continue on your worst plan ever."
"Actually the one with the earmuffs were quite off."
"There all bad doktor... Now excuse me while I go throw up. . ."
Then she walked out of the room. "I wonder what her problem is," Dr. Evil said. Then they heard her throwing up in the background. "Flu maybe?" He questioned. "It might be," Number Two answered. They all sat there.
"Why don't you tell the World Organization about the deadline? Even though it's. . . 9:33," Number Two suggested. "I thin I know," Mustafa said bringing up the older subject. Dr. Evil ignored him and looked at the clock. "Great. . . We didn't even tell them yet. How about 9:45?" Number Two nodded. "Hello? If you listen to me I think I might be able to tell you something that you might want to---" Mustafa started.
"Bring me the World Organization!" Dr. Evil interrupted. When the W.O. came up they sighed. "What now Dr. Evil?" "Gentlemen! You have approximately 9 minutes for you to get me the money!" Dr. Evil said, not aware that he didn't even tell them how much money he wanted. "What money? And we can't get anything to the moon that quickly," the W.O. said. Dr. Evil said and was about to say something, but Mustafa interrupted. "Dr. Evil, I think Frau's pregnant."
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Muwhahahaha
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"...I'm sorry Doktor," Frau said again. "Well sorry doesn't erase the past Frau," Dr. Evil said. "Uhh, I'll go work on the rocket now," said Number Two, then he left.
"Well I hope your happy," Dr. Evil said.
"For what?"
"I don't get it! I didn't even leave you alone for 5 minutes!"
"Well I got upset."
"About what Frau?"
"Oh, I don't know. . . Everything?"
"Is that what you always do when your upset? Have you been using me as a stress reliever?!"
"No! This was the only time."
"Yea, okay."
"What Doktor?"
"Nothing. . ."
Then Frau just left. . . Again. "Fine, go again, who know where your gonna go next," Dr. Evil said then walked away too. Both a bit.. teary. _
Four months passed very fast and the rocket ship was ready to be blasted off again. Bart was now there, to watch Scott and push the button to launch the rocket. "Should I push the button yet sir-" Bart started but Dr. Evil interrupted her before she could say "ma'am". "No, as you see were not in the space ship as of now. You have to wait until a little voice says 'blast off'." "Oh, Ok" Bart agreed. "Okay, do you understand?" Dr. Evil said. "Yes" Bart answered. "Ok, everybody load up!" said Dr. Evil.
They loaded up and all got in the rocket. Then a computerized voice said, "Talking off in 10. . .9. . .8. . .7. . .6. . .5. . .4. . .3. . .2. . .3. . .1. . . Blast off." Then they blasted off.
Then they were in there newly made moon base (fast wasn't it?). "Well, were in space, finally," Dr. Evil said. "Ja. . ." Frau answered. "Frau, you have to learn to put the past behind you. Seriously, it's getting annoying," Dr. Evil said, pretty much out of no where. "What?" Frau asked confused. "You seem upset," Dr. Evil said. "I'm not. . ." Frau said still confused. "Well it seemed like it," Dr. Evil replied.
"Ok..." she said.
"Okay."
"But.... I'm sorry doktor"
"For what?"
"...That"
"...What?"
"...Nothing doktor"
"Okay..."
"...But I am"
"For what?"
Frau sighed.
"Don't sigh at me!!!"
"Cant you accumulate how annoying that is YET!!!??!"
"...Sorry"
"Then stop!! Good lord."
"Uhh.. doktor, why did u come into my room the other day...?"
".....I was GOING to apologize"
"...Really?"
"Really"
"But then.."
"So you'll never forgive me," Frau said.
"Maybe. . . Maybe not. . . But still maybe...not."
"So Dr. Evil, why don't you mark a date on when they should pay the money," Number Two interrupted. "Because they won't pay me," Dr. Evil said. "Yes, and that's when you destroy the world," Number Two told him like it was the first time. "Alrighty. When?" Dr. Evil asked. "Well talk to them and give them a deadline. Like, a day or so," (Yes! Moon travel became faster!) Number Two suggested.
"How about Today at 9:30," Dr. Evil said like it was the best idea. "But it's 9:15 Dr. Evil. Could they get it here that fast?" Number Two asked. "There's always a flaw isn't there Number Two?" said Dr. Evil.
"Well. . . You can always try," said Number Two. "No Number Two, cause you won't like it will you?" Dr. Evil said sarcastically.
"JUST DO SOMETHING!" Frau yelled. Everyone got scared since it was a bit surprising. "Calm down Frau," Dr. Evil said. "Well nothing's going to work for you is it?!?! You try to get everything perfect but it's all so STUPID that it can't possibly work!!! So why even try? And if your going to then try it now before we get caught," Frau said impatiently .
"Frau, do you have your 'friend' again?" he asked.
"Can't I be upset on my own??"
"No, you can't Frau."
"So I can only be upset one certain days . . ."
"We'll it would be nice. Then I'd know when to expect it."
"Hmm. . . Well you can just continue on your worst plan ever."
"Actually the one with the earmuffs were quite off."
"There all bad doktor... Now excuse me while I go throw up. . ."
Then she walked out of the room. "I wonder what her problem is," Dr. Evil said. Then they heard her throwing up in the background. "Flu maybe?" He questioned. "It might be," Number Two answered. They all sat there.
"Why don't you tell the World Organization about the deadline? Even though it's. . . 9:33," Number Two suggested. "I thin I know," Mustafa said bringing up the older subject. Dr. Evil ignored him and looked at the clock. "Great. . . We didn't even tell them yet. How about 9:45?" Number Two nodded. "Hello? If you listen to me I think I might be able to tell you something that you might want to---" Mustafa started.
"Bring me the World Organization!" Dr. Evil interrupted. When the W.O. came up they sighed. "What now Dr. Evil?" "Gentlemen! You have approximately 9 minutes for you to get me the money!" Dr. Evil said, not aware that he didn't even tell them how much money he wanted. "What money? And we can't get anything to the moon that quickly," the W.O. said. Dr. Evil said and was about to say something, but Mustafa interrupted. "Dr. Evil, I think Frau's pregnant."
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Muwhahahaha