Author's Note: Sorry I haven't updated in a while… ''

"Have you seen your parents at all, Conan-kun" Ran walked over to Conan as she spoke.

"Huh?" Conan said as he watched TV.

"You know, the people that raised you"

"Oh, no, I have seen them in a few years"

"A few years?" Ran paused. "How old were you when your parents left? I thought they left you only last year…"

Conan's eyes grew big. "I meant that... It's just…"

Door Bell-ring-

'Saved by the bell…'He sighed to him self.

"Hello?... Conan-kun! It's your mom!" Ran called him over as she smiled.

"HOLY ! WHO ARE YOU?"

"Your mother, who else, Conan-chan?" The big fat lady asked.

"Gin?" He answered absentmindly

"Conan-kun! You're too young to drink Gin!" Ran exclaimed.

"Where is Mouri-san? I would like to give him some money."

Kogoro came out of no where. "MONEY!" he screamed.

"Yes, here, this should cover it." The women handed him a BIG check.

"THANK YOU!"

"Bye Ran-san, Mouri-san!" The women said. "Say bye Conan-chan."

"Get away from me, freakazoid!" Conan yelled.

"This is your mother, right Conan-kun?"

Conan opened his mouth but the Lady cut him off "I gained a few pounds, but I am his mother, Edogawa Fumiyo."

"Oh, OK! Bye Conan-kun!" Ran waved goodbye to Conan and Fumiyo as they got in the car.

"Who are you?" Conan glared at Fumiyo.

"Your mother, Shinichi-kun." Conan gasped.

"My mom's name is-" Conan started.

"Kudo Yukiko?" Conan gasped again while the women went into this big explanation about her and Kaito laughed his head off and threw popcorn at Conan.

"Die, evil B!(!" Conan moved his foot and pressed on the brakes. The car almost hit another car and Conan took the change to run out of the car. He ran so fast that he didn't see the girl in front of him. He knocked into a girl who knocked into an orange haired boy and then there was a cloud of smoke and the boy turned into a cat. But Conan didn't care, he kept running. "Agasa!" Conan called as he approached the house. "Where are you?" he muttered under his breath. Then, out of nowhere a shadow came behind Conan and knocked him out. The shadow was fat…. Dun dun dun, plot builder!

Conan woke up later. "Wow, a kitchen! Great I'm hungry!" Then he remembered that he had been kidnapped. "Where's KID when you need him…?" Conan asked himself. Meanwhile Kaito was still laughing and throwing popcorn. I'm really starting to wonder what's so funny….

"I want to kill him"

"Me too"

"Then why don't we?"

"Because Sherry needs to take a look at him."

"Who's Sherry?"

"No idea" Conan is now afraid for these stupid people. He watched them threw a crack. The man was wearing a top hat and a mask. The woman was still fat. They talked about plans that increased the plot, but I don't really care about them. So we're going to skip to the part where Masked Man comes to look for Conan.

Summary of what happened before that:

"Blab Blab Blab Kill Shinichi Kudo blab blab blab test drug blab blab blab sleep Blab Blab Blab." Women-Mask Man

"Blab Blab Blab escape Blab Blab Blab wine bottle Blab Blab Blab hole in the ground Blab Blab Blab hide Blab Blab Blab" Conan, thoughts.

"Danmit he's gone" Fumiyo said as she walked into the room. "Maybe he jumped out the window into the snow." Stares outside burr it's cold out there. ((It's snowing where I live right now))

"No, he's in here" Masked Man said as he dramatically. Masked Man's hand reached toward some thing. Dun Dun Dun!

"Commercial Break! Conan screamed out. Everyone grinned and left for some coffee and a Danish. But, sadly Conan remembered that this was a fanfic, and there are no commercial breaks in a fanfic. So everyone returned sadly.

The Masked Man opened the refrigerator "Where is he?"

"In that secret opening in the floor?" The fat women supplied helpfully.

"Why would Wiz hide? He loves going with me to watch the KID. I think he likes Dark more though…."

"Oh, well, let's leave and enhance the plot even more!"

"YAY!" They both said because they were happy about that.

After they left Conan came out of hiding. "Yay!" he said because he was also happy. He was going to go home when he remembered that Ran and Kogoro were staying at Beika Hotel. He pulled out the address and room number they were in. What he didn't notice was that the date was for four mouths ago…. MAN no that's what I call in need of a change…. At least a wash…..

"OK, parking lot….. oh, here it is! Number 30! Wow someone stole their parking spot!" He stared to look all around the car.

"Thief! You're trying to steal my Yu-Gi-Ho cards! Aren't you!" A little kid screamed.

"No, I was just looking at the car…."

"Oh, well, OK!" The man said. They left, the car too, imagine that! People in cars, I never would have guessed!

"301, I guess I should go to their room now… hope their there!" He skipped off. "I'm going to send them a present!" He called room service and they said they would send it to room 301. Conan had a great surprise for them.

"I didn't order that!" The Masked Man shouted at the person.

"Can I have a tip anyway?" The bell hop dude asked.

"Sure, here's a dime." The Masked Man handed him a dime.

"YAY! I'm rich!" The bell hop skipped off happily.

"Conan-chan! Come out!" The Masked Man said. Conan froze up. "You suck at hide-n-go- seek!" He said. Conan sighed. He never was. You'd think a detective could play a simple game like that, now capture the flag…. "Conan-chan!" He opened up the door where Conan was hiding.

"ORO?"

Kenshin Fangirls: scream

"I'm already dead! You don't see me!" they stared. "That never works…"

"I know you're Kudo Shinichi!" The Masked Man said.

"Me too!" Conan said.

"HAHAHAHA" The other three started to laugh.

"AAAAA! Crazy People Are Going To Kill Me!" Conan screamed.

"Haven't you figured it out yet? I thought MY SON would figure it out. That I'm really….. The Greatest Mystery Novelist Kudou Yuusaku!" The Masked Man took of his mask and started to laugh. But no one could hear him because Kaito was still laughing too hard.

"Then…" Conan started before the lady cut her off.

"Yep, it's me, Shin-chan! Your mom!" She grinned.

"And that is…?"

"Yep!" Agasa came out.

"ASSHOLES! YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES!" Conan screamed…. What colorful language Shin-chan has...

"We were testing you." His mother said.

"Yeah, but you did fail on one thing." Conan gave him a questioning look. I was cosplaying as Haku from Naruto!"

"Well, you did a really bad job of it then." Conan sighed.

"Yeah, so Shinichi, will you come to AMERICA with us?"

"Um….No…..?"

"Why not?" His father asked.

"Because I might run into the crazy person who wrote this fanfic." ((I'm insulted by that!))

……………………………………LATER……………………………………………….

"What? Take care of the little runt? AGAIN?" Kogoro complained.

"DAD!" Ran cried. She glared at him for a moment before she turned back to Conan and 'Edogawa Fumiyo'. "We'd be happy to have Conan-kun stay with us for as long as necessary." She smiled and Conan blushed.

"Oh coarse..." She pulled an envelope out of her pocket. "Here's some money to cover whatever he might need."

"We'd love to have Conan come and stay with us!" Kogoro smiled.

………………………………..On The Plane……………………………………….

"I had so much fun!" Shinichi's father smiled.

"Where should we go now, Yuusaku?"

"Let's travel around the world!"

"Kudo-kun!" A load of people started running over to him.

"Oh, no! It's…." Yuusaku gasped. "The foreign magazine guys!"

"Please, don't become the next Shingure-san!" A woman wailed and Yuusaku sweat dropped.

"I'll finish!" Yuusaku took out his laptop and started to write. "How'd you find me anyway?"

"Shinichi-san called us and told us you'd be here!"

Shinichi's mother laughed. "Shin-chan got you, eh?" Yuusaku just groaned.

A/N: sorry for the wait and stuff, I should type more. But I'm so last sometimes…..

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