Yay!! Finally! An update!!! And all I had to do was to writ one more page :P which my friend, Gina, wrote
So sorry about the delay.. and if this chapter seems different its because me and Gina wrote it 2 years ago.. So our writing styles different and our mind thought differently :P but were still juss as immature so dun worry, its not that strange
The ship landed at the Evil Organization, Bart saw the ship come and yelled to Scott, "Scott!! There back!" "Great.." Scott said, walking passed at the wrong moment.
On the ship they all thought it was going to be awkward to walk out with two new people. Mustafa walked out first then just went and sat down on the nearest chair. "You don't look healthy," Bart said to him, noticing how pale and tired he looked. "Well we were on the moon for 5 frickin months," Dr. Evil said getting out of the ship. Then Number two came out. Frau thought it would be kind of awkward to come out with the twins so she just kind of stood there.
Everyone else looked her way waiting for her to come out. "Are you going to come out or not Frau?" Dr. Evil asked. A few seconds later she came out and got Scott and Bart surprised. "How cute," Bart commented. "What again??" Scott asked. "Well you were there," Dr. Evil told him like he was stupid. "Well unless there that one henchman's.." "What?? When?" Scott said, not hearing Dr. Evil's last comment.
"Well, remember when we were all trapped in the room with no electricity and Mustafa and I came into your room.." Number Two explained. Scott just stayed silent, not knowing what else to say, same as everybody else. "What was that about the henchman?" Bart said out of nowhere. "Well why don't we try to figure that out?" Number Two suggested. "And how will you do that?" Mustafa asked.
"Tonight on the show, an evil doctor and two colleagues struggle with soap-opera like troubles. Here is their story," says Maury. He plays the clip, and after a few minutes, they cut back to Maury. "Please welcome, Dr. Evil, Frau Farbissina, and Gifford Rogers." Dr. Evil, Frau, and Gifford all come out in a single filed line, and stop at their seats. They all wave awkwardly, as they sit. "Okay, now, how did all these troubles come about?" says Maury. "It's all her fault, Maury," say Dr. Evil.
"Sigh, " sighs Frau. "Frau!! ::beep"" stop sighing!!" Dr. Evil shouts. "Now, calm down. Calm down," Maury says. "No, you don't understand!! Every day, every hour, every frickin' second she sighs!!" Dr. Evil says. "Does that really matter now?" Frau says, angered. "Yes, Frau. It does." He returns. "That's not why we're here..." Frau says. "It's still annoying...very annoying...like, more than you know, annoying. Like, I'm on the verge of jumping out of a plane and purposely landing on a satellite dish annoying." Dr. Evil says. "Hmm..." Frau says. Dr. Evil stares for a moment and finally says, "What frau? Go ahead, say what you're thinking. Come on." "Nothing, Doktor!" She shouts. "FINE!!!" He shouts back.
Finally, Maury intrudes. "Alright, alright, clam down...now, Gifford, where is your part in this?" He says. Gifford begins to talk in his very feminine voice, that made everyone mock him all through his life. "Well, I was just working, ya know, doing my business, and then..." he stops, to remember her name, "...Frau just came in," he finishes. "See, it's all YOUR fault," Dr. Evil says, pointing at Frau. "That wasn't my plan at the beginning," she says. "I think it was," he says quickly. Frau sighs, but before Dr. Evil could scream and shout at her, Maury interrupted. "Alright, now, let's hear you're side, Gifford," he says. "Well, let me tell ya, hun...I wouldn't mind having some babies, ya knooowww..." Gifford says.
"Alright..." Maury says. "What is wrong with you?" Dr. Evil says, with a very bewildered look on his face. "What's that supposed to mean?" Gifford says in defense. "You're weird. That's what it means." He says very bluntly. "Whateverrrr..." Gifford says. Maury quickly cuts them off, and says "Frau, what do you have to say?". There is a pause, followed by, "Oh, I don't know...". "You have no feelings about what is happening?" Maury says. Frau thinks for a moment, and says "Well...I don't want either of them to be the father...". In unison, both Dr. Evil and Gifford cover their hearts with their hands and gasp dramatically. Frau looks confused for a moment, and then says "What? YOU know you don't want them, doktor." Frau says. "I know, but...still...that hurt, Frau..." He says, with a very hurt voice. The audience suddenly "aws" in unison, and then starts booing at Frau. After the booing ceases, Frau says, "Well, I'd rather you be the father then...him," "Oh, that makes me feel so much better, Frau!" Dr. Evil boldly states. "What? DO you not want to be?" She Says. "Never mind! You'll never understand me!!" He shouts, with a broken voice. Frau sighs, but before Dr. Evil could respond, Maury says "Alright. Now, I have the test results here, which tell me who is the father," as he holds up a few papers.
After a few moments of suspense, Maury speaks. "Are you ready to hear who the father is?" Maury says. "Jah," Frau says. Then Maury says, "And the father is......................................................" and after a few minutes of silence, he finally says, "Dr. Evil,". Gifford sits there for a moment and then says, "Well, I did use protection..." Confetti falls from the ceiling, and Frau just sits there. "Well, then, Einstein...I guess we really don't need to BE HERE DO WE?!?!?" Dr. Evil shouts. "Well, no one ask me...boy!!" Gifford shouts back. "Frau, how do you feel? You now the father of you're twins are. Share you're emotion." While Frau answers, Dr. Evil points and laughs at Gifford. "Well, Dr. Evil is better then Gifford..." Frau says. "Very nice, very nice. Well, everyone, that's our show. Tune in next time."
After the show they return to their new lair. Which is a giant replica of Dr. Evil flying in the sky. Dr. Evil is just standing there when Frau comes up to him. "Here Doktor, take one," Frau said handing him Emily. "Oh, yes..yes... uhhh... which one is this?" Dr. Evil asked. "That one's Emily Doktor," Frau replied. "Ooh... okay," Dr. Evil said. Just then Emily started to cry. "Okay, okay...calm down! Heh...okay," Dr. Evil said then Emily started crying louder. "Alright...getting scared now...o honest to God! Frau can you help me a little bit?" said Dr. Evil. Frau somehow got Emily to stop crying. "Ok... thank you Frau," Dr. Evil said.
Then Mini-Me walked up. "Oh hello Mini-Me, where have you been?" Dr. Evil asked. Mini-Me looked confused then pointed somewhere behind him to show Dr. Evil where he was. "Lovely... well Mini-Me. I would like you to meet Emily and Gina," Then Dr. Evil kneeled down so he was closer to Mini-Me. "This is...Emily," Then Frau kneeled down. Then Dr. Evil said. "And this is Gina, yeah, there my homies!" Mini-Me touched one of them on the head. "Be gentle Mini-Me..." Dr. Evil said. Mini- Me smiled then he pointed at them, made a confused look, and shrugged (which means "Where'd they come from?") "..Remind me to have this talk with you late Mini-Me, ok?" said Dr. Evil. Frau rolled her eyes then stood back up, followed by Dr. Evil. Mini-Me pointed at Frau and Dr. Evil. They had serious looks on there face that were pretty much the same, Frau barley nodded. Mini-Me made a disgusted look then stood by Dr. Evil.
Then Bart walked passed them but stopped to gawk at the babies. "Awww. There so cute.." Dr. Evil rolled his eyes and said. "Why are you still here?" "Well I figured since Scott has so many problems, like drugs, someone should stay here and help him make better decisions. And since you are encouraging it more then helping him, I figured that person will be me," Bart explained. Frau glared at Dr. Evil a little bit but Dr. Evil didn't notice and just said, "We don't need ya here. In fact if you stay here you'll probably be dead in about half a day or two.. So why don't you just walk out that door right now." "But we're 35,000 miles above ground, Doctor," She said. "..And?" Bart didn't really have anything else to say so she just walked away.
There was silence...Then Dr. Evil said," Ok...tell me...how are we going to think, do and complete my Evil plans with two little girls running around?" Dr. Evil asked. "I will try my best to keep them out of the way Doktor," Frau replied. "Thank you Frau. But it will be a little hard, you know when there older.. They are twins you know.. two of them? Double the trouble.." said Dr. Evil. Then Frau replied, "I'll try Doktor, and you can always help too," "Hmm.. I don't think so Frau. You would probably be better... ya" Then Frau said, "So your leaving me with all the work?" "Hey, This is all your fault! I shouldn't have to help!" Dr. Evil said.
"So all you want me to do it stay home and take care of the kids?" Frau asked. "...precisely," "Doktor, you can help a little," Frau said. "I have an Evil organization to run, I do not have time for children," Dr. Evil said. "Yes, but-" Frau started. "I mean... it wasn't my fault I had to eat and it was all filled with alcohol," Dr. Evil said. "You could of shared it!" Frau said back. "I'm Evil... I'm supposed to do those things..." Dr. Evil stood there with his eyebrow raised. Frau raised an eyebrow and asked, "So are you going to help me? Or not?"
"I already told you... how am I supposed to be a head of a Evil organization and take care of kids at the same time? I mean Scott's difficult enough but two girls?! Now you're your just being greedy...honestly," Dr. Evil said. "I mean you help with Mini-Me.. I think... and you helped me with Scott and these two were ALL your fault! You just want me to be busy so I can't destroy the world!"
"Doktor I..." "I mean if you were never here..." "Well do you..." "I mean Scotty's okay...a bit annoying though... and I love Mini-Me. Well... I don't know about these two... but honestly. Do you think I can handle it?" Dr. Evil said. "No actually I don't. But I need your help, and you are the father..." Frau said. "Yes I know... but you made me," Dr. Evil said.
"So it's half your responsibility," Frau said. ""Hey! Who started this whole 'Evil Organization'?" Dr. Evil asked, "And whoever started it has to take full responsibility... Well... maybe 95" "Well your holding 50... and here's 100," Frau said then gave Gina to Dr. Evil, then walked away.
"Frau! Wait!" Dr. Evil said then he walked a little bit behind him and handed Emily and Gina to the passing Scott. "HEY!" Scott yelled. "What do you think your doing?!" "Don't you want to hold your sisters?" Dr. Evil asked. "No! Now take them!" Scott yelled. "So.. You don't want to spend time with your baby sisters?" Dr. Evil asked. "Ya know what.. No, I really don't! Now take them!!!" Scott yelled as he gave Emily and Gina back to Dr. Evil. "Hmm..." Dr. Evil went in the direction of Frau. "Frau! Could you stop... Whoa! Hello, man with two babies here," Dr. Evil said as he was crossing through a crowd of pilot people. When he got out of it he lost the site of Frau. "Shit," He said and then just kept walking. He finally spotted Frau and then caught up to her. "Hello?!" Dr. Evil yelled at Frau .
Frau turned around and looked at Dr. Evil. "Why am I doing all the work here?" Dr. Evil asked out of breath. "Dr. Evil I can't raise two kids without a little help, and if I did it would be unbelievably difficult.," Frau said with a serious look. "What's your point?" Dr. Evil asked. "I need your help..." Frau answered. "Why mine? I'm sure Scotty will..." Frau raised an eyebrow. "...not..." Dr. Evil finished. Frau nodded.
There was silence a little bit then Dr. Evil said, "Or.. Number Two.. .. .. . . Frau... can you take them... there a little stinky..." Frau sighed then said, "You know, if your gonna help me take care of them your going to have to learn how to change them," "Ok Frau... that's just gross," Said Dr. Evil.
"Well Doktor..." Frau started. "Well Frau..." "Doktor," "Frau..." Dr. Evil raised one of his eyebrows and Frau tilted her head. "Right..." Dr. Evil said. "So are you going to help me or not?" Frau asked.
"Maybe... Probably not though..." He answered. "That's it! If you won't help me I'm leaving! Good-Bye Doktor," she said then took the babies.
She put on a parachute because jumping out of the plane would be the only way out. Dr. Evil jumped a little but then ran up to her and tried grabbing Emily and Gina so she wouldn't leave, but he only got Gina. And by then it was to late for Frau to come back. "Great! I'm stuck with a freakin baby that I can barely take of!" Dr. Evil complained.
Then right after he said that Gina started crying. "Okay, great! It's okay... uh... I don't even know which one this is! Uh... ok calm down!" Then Number Two walked passed. "Number Two! I need a little help here..." Dr. Evil said. "Where'd Frau go?" He asked. "She uh, jumped out of the plane with the other baby..." Dr. Evil said. "Well... I'm not to good with babies," Number Two said, then he picked Gina up and she stopped crying. "Oh... Here you go," he said gave her back to Dr. Evil.
As soon as he gave her to him she started crying again. "Honestly!!! What's your secret?" Dr. Evil asked Number Two. "I'm not sure Dr. Evil..." he answered. Then Dr. Evil said, "Ya know... take care of her Number Two... she's kinda stinky" Then he handed her to Number Two. "Uhh... Yeah..." He replied taking her.
"Aren't you even the least bit devastated that Frau took your daughter and jumped out of the plane with her?" "No.. not really, it was her fault anyway," Dr. Evil answered. "I can't believe I'm stuck here with a baby! I mean I have an Evil Organization to run here..." "Well I'm sure this will affect us all Dr. Evil," Number Two said. Dr. Evil replied, "Then you'll be happy to help," "Uhh... sure Dr. Evil," Then Number Two left with Gina.
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Tell me how much longer it should be. Cause its not stopping here! I already have another chapter I can put up :D