A/N:MWAHAHAHAHA!I'm finally updating...surprisingly. I actually was going to kill this story, but then I got an e-mail which made me feel really guilty and after reading over it, I decided that it actually had some pretty good possibilities...I'm writing this on my lunch break, so you better love me. And it might be kinda short.
Hermione was awoken by a very large and a very cold shower of water. She sat up gasping at the same time wiping her sopping hair from her eyes, all sense of sleep forgotten in her shock of a very unpleasant wake up call. She opened her eyes to see a very smug, and unfortunately very hot looking Malfoy standing in front of her with a smirk on his lips, and a large 'empty' bucket of water in his hands. Hermionies teeth ground as she tried to restrain herself from tearing a body part off of him. "What. Was. That?" she attempted to surpress her teeth from chattering as she ground out the words. Malfoy responded with a patronizing smile, and a pat on her sopping head. "that was me telling you that you should go make some breakfast." And with that he turned on his heel and walked out her open door, heading downstairs. Hermionie felt a growl rise in her throat as she got out of her now soaked bed and changed into some dry clothes. She looked over at her bedside clock, assuming she had slept later than usual to find herself blinking unbelievingly at it. Malfoys peace was ruined as a very loud and very angry Granger flew at him from seemingly nowhere. She hit him in the chest and had him on the ground with her on top of him and her hands around his neck before he had a chance to know what the hell was happening. "FIVE IN THE MORNING!!!FIVE! NOT SIX! NOT SEVEN! BUT FIVE! YOU NEED TO DIIIIIEEE!!!!" and with that she attempted to do just that.
Hermione found herself suddenly not on top of malfoy strangling him, but underneath him, with him on top of her and his hand on her inner thing....squeezing...hard... She cried out in pain as malfoy gave her one of the worst camel bites she had ever experienced. "Will you shut it you filthy mudblood!!!Or do I have to hurt you more." Anyone who would ever dare call Hermione Granger a coward for this next move has never experienced the furosity of a Camel Bite. Hermione went rigid, and shut up. Quite shocking her assailant. Malfoy let go of Hermione's thigh, to stare down at her quizzically, Before getting up off of the floor and heading to the kitchen where the smell of something burning was coming from. Hermione, now just smelling the smoke, lept up to her feet as the fire alarm went off. "What the hell did you do! Set the kitchen on fire!" all rememberances of the horrid awefull camel bite was forgotten as she ran into the kitchen to find the stove....on fire.
A/N: yeah, so my lunch is almost up, and I gotta go to class, but I'll write more and it should be posted by Friday...thanks!
Hermione was awoken by a very large and a very cold shower of water. She sat up gasping at the same time wiping her sopping hair from her eyes, all sense of sleep forgotten in her shock of a very unpleasant wake up call. She opened her eyes to see a very smug, and unfortunately very hot looking Malfoy standing in front of her with a smirk on his lips, and a large 'empty' bucket of water in his hands. Hermionies teeth ground as she tried to restrain herself from tearing a body part off of him. "What. Was. That?" she attempted to surpress her teeth from chattering as she ground out the words. Malfoy responded with a patronizing smile, and a pat on her sopping head. "that was me telling you that you should go make some breakfast." And with that he turned on his heel and walked out her open door, heading downstairs. Hermionie felt a growl rise in her throat as she got out of her now soaked bed and changed into some dry clothes. She looked over at her bedside clock, assuming she had slept later than usual to find herself blinking unbelievingly at it. Malfoys peace was ruined as a very loud and very angry Granger flew at him from seemingly nowhere. She hit him in the chest and had him on the ground with her on top of him and her hands around his neck before he had a chance to know what the hell was happening. "FIVE IN THE MORNING!!!FIVE! NOT SIX! NOT SEVEN! BUT FIVE! YOU NEED TO DIIIIIEEE!!!!" and with that she attempted to do just that.
Hermione found herself suddenly not on top of malfoy strangling him, but underneath him, with him on top of her and his hand on her inner thing....squeezing...hard... She cried out in pain as malfoy gave her one of the worst camel bites she had ever experienced. "Will you shut it you filthy mudblood!!!Or do I have to hurt you more." Anyone who would ever dare call Hermione Granger a coward for this next move has never experienced the furosity of a Camel Bite. Hermione went rigid, and shut up. Quite shocking her assailant. Malfoy let go of Hermione's thigh, to stare down at her quizzically, Before getting up off of the floor and heading to the kitchen where the smell of something burning was coming from. Hermione, now just smelling the smoke, lept up to her feet as the fire alarm went off. "What the hell did you do! Set the kitchen on fire!" all rememberances of the horrid awefull camel bite was forgotten as she ran into the kitchen to find the stove....on fire.
A/N: yeah, so my lunch is almost up, and I gotta go to class, but I'll write more and it should be posted by Friday...thanks!