This is a collab with one of my friends.
Me: We need her help.
Cisco: B***, h*** nah. We don't need her help!
Me: She's the only one that can help us get what we need.
Cisco: I don't give a s***!
Me: Look Cisco I know you hate her-
Julian: That's an understatement. He despises her.
Me: *Gives him a glare* Not helping, D*******!
Julian: *Puts his hands up in defence*
Barry: Tanya, don't. Please.
Me: You did it with Snart.
Barry: That's different.
Me: How is that bloody different!?
Barry: *Stays quiet*
Me: That's what I thought.
*Me, runs out of star labs to find Kiara.*
Barry: Well, she's doing it.
Cisco: I'm gonna kill Moonrise, when she gets here.
Julian: Don't. You. Dare.
Cisco: Why 'cause you're in love with her?
Barry: *Just done with everyones s***. * I'm out.
meanwhile with me and Kiara:
Kiara (Moonrise): *Casually eating her lunch.*
Me: I need your help.
Kiara: What the f***, Trad. You almost made me drop my lunch!
Me: Really? That's all you care about?
Kiara: What do you even want?
Me: I need your help.
Kiara: Why? But more importantly...If I help you will I get paid?
Me: No! I am not bloody paying you!
Kiara: Well, then I guess I can't help ya, XS.
Julian: *Over the coms* Tanya, say 10.
Me: 10.
Kiara: 15.
Me: 20.
Kiara: 25.
Me: 30.
Kiara: 35.
Me: 40, or no deal.
Cisco: *Over coms* Whjat?!
Kiara: 400.
Me: No deal.
Kiara: Alright fine! 40 and I get payed now. Deal?
Me: 40 after you help us get what we need. Deal?
Kiara: Deal.
Julian: *Over coms* Great! Now how are we gonna get her, well...here?
Cisco: *Smirks and talks to me over the coms* Speed her here.
Me: Why?
Julian *Understands where Cisco's getting at. Over the coms* She'll drop her lunch.
Me: *Smirks, takes Kiara by the arms and runs to star labs.*
Kiara: Where's my lunch?! Trad, what did you do with my lunch?!
Me: Maybe you ate it all.
Kiara: Oh really?!
Cisco: Well at least we got you here.
Kiara: *Sticks her middle finger up.* P*** off, Ramon!
Cisco: *Sticks his middle finger up at Kiara.* F*** you, Bianchi!
Julian: We get it you hate each other! Just stop!
Kiara: *Sticks her middle finger up one more time, but at Julian.*
Julian: That's bloody rude.
Kiara: Well da of course it was rude and does it look like I care? (yes in russian)
Me: Stop it or you're going in the pipeline or worse Iron Hights.
Kiara: Neyt Neyt Neyt ('no' in russian)
Me: That's what I thought.
Kiara: I hate you so much.
Me: I hate you too.
Kiara: So you're trying to save, him from being...*Does the killing motion.*
Me: Yeah. I went to the future, but my future self was...well...she's broken.
Jason: Hey, you're not gonna lose me. We'll stop her.
Me: Yeah... Okay! Refocusing! So what plan have you come up with?
Kiara: okay soo we go in and steal the thing, there plan!
Me: That's not a bloody plan!
Kiara: Yes it is! Do you have a better plan, XS?!
Jason: Oh good grief.
Me: Yeah, actually I do!
Kiara: What is it then?!
Me: *Smirks and tells Kiara the plan*
Kiara: *Laughs hard.* That is the worst plan I have heard in my entire life.
Me: It's a better plan than yours. At lest I have steps!
Kiara: There are four steps to steel something, Trad. Step one, you make the plan. Which you have already done. Step two, you go along with the plan. Step three, expect the plan or in the case your plan, to go off the rails. And finally, you throw away the plan and make an escape.
Me: *Confused as anything.*
Kiara: *Remembers her lunch.* And while you're at it, Get me my foood!
Cisco: *Over the coms* Uhhhh, T...There are lasers in the room you're in right now.
Me: The heck *Lasers appear* S***.
Kiara: *Smirks and does acrobatics over to the other side.* That was too easy.
Julian: *Whispers.* That was badass.
Me: What the f***!?
Kiara: Are you gonna come or what?
Me: B***, I can't phase through these bloody lasers, h*** I can't even do a fricking flip!
Cisco: *Just done with Moonshines s***.*
Kiara: Oh look a button!
Cisco: B***, what the f***?
Kiara: *presses the wrong button on purpose because she loves messing with me.*
*More lasers apear.*
Kiara: Sorry, I hit the wrong thing.
Me: *Breaking point* NO 13 YEARS AGO, YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!
Cisco: *Smiles* Savage.
Julian: Oh shut up Cisco.
Kiara: *Annoyed as f***. Presses the button to mess with me.*
Cisco: *Done with Kiara and her b**** ways. Hacks the security.* And there you go, who's the best hacker in the world people?
Everyone: Felicity smoke.
Cisco: What is wrong with you people that's not friendship. And Tanya, a 'thank you Cisco, you're the best cousin in the world' would be greatly appreciated at this time.
Me: Thank you, Cisco. *walks to the other side.*
Kiara: Finally.
Me: Shut up!
Kiara: Nah, I'm only doing this because I am getting paid...b***.
Me: *rolls eyes.* Cisco where's the device?
Kiara: What bloody device?
Cisco: *Over coms* Its the thing we are steeling MF. Although I would use my device to 1 Annoy the s*** outta ya. and 2 I want to kill you.
Kiara: A******, I'm 13. You wanna kill a teenager?
Cisco: *Sick of Kiara.* Tanya, please LET ME KILL HER.
Everyone: NO!
Cisco: *Thinks about something.*
Julian and Me: Don't even think about it.
Cisco: It's all your fault Kiara!
Kiara: Mine?
Cisco: Yeah yours! If you stuck with Tanya's plan, you would be gone by now! I'm gonna kill you!
Me: Okay! Nobody is killing anybody! Cisco stand down!
Cisco: But-
Me: *Gives him a glare.*
Julian: You heard her stand down, both of you.
Kiara: *Lowers her gun.* Fine.
Cisco: *Lowers his hands.* Fine.
Kiara: Good.
Cisco: Great.
Kiara: Now where's my food?!
Cisco: *Nocks her out.* Sorry, not sorry.
To be continued...