I have returned with chapter 2! Sorry it took so long! V.V I had a super huge science project that I had to work on. It was evil......yeah so anyways, thanks for the great reviews, you people are so kind. I feel so loved cries
Yami: suck it up, fool
BR: Yami.....go die or something
Yami: I'm already dead foolish mortal! DUH!!!
BR: yeah well.....I'll get Bakura to go after you!! SICK HIM BAKURA!!!!!!
Bakura: is making out with Ryou in the corner, totally oblivious
Yami: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I'M SOOOOO SCARED!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
BR: just do the disclaimers thing -.-
Yami: grins, clears throat BlackRose does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, McDonalds, Taco Bell, Arby's, Wendy's, or Subway, she also does not own Viagra. bows thank you, thank you, I love you all. waves
BR:................................no comment
Bakura: walks over to them hey, what'd I miss?
BR: KILL YAMI KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: smirks with pleasure! tackles Yami, starts beating the crap outta him
Yami: O.O...............fives minutes later Xx
BR: ehehehehehe...funny-ness....dies of laughter
Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE PHARAOH
BR: O.o.....calm down dude.......
Bakura: yeah well.....you were like, freaking out too.....so you calm down.....fool
BR:.........-.- shakes head on with the fic...
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Chapter 2: two idiots and missing Ryou
One week later
Bakura's POV
Damnit, it's been a fucking week since Ryou left. Already I've destroyed the microwave, set the kitchen table on fire, the cabinets are charred and the refrigerator has weird green stuff on the inside. Cooking isn't my only problem, either. I can't work any of these Ra damned, modern day contraptions. It's evil. Evil like me to be exact. Only, I'm evil in a good sense and that's evil in a...well...evil sense.....that didn't even make sense...Oh, and we can't forget the biggest problem I have.....I miss Ryou! I miss the way he blushes at pretty much everything and the way his nose scrunches up in disgust everytime I forget to flush the toilet and the way he sleeps at night. Damn, I miss that the most.
He always curls up onto his right side, facing the wall. His left arm rests lightly on the side of his slender body and his hair lays neatly on his pillow. I remember how I used to go in there and gently move his bangs away from his face. I never knew why I did that. Back then I thought I hated him....I guess I've always loved Ryou deep down...anyways, back to how he sleeps. His comforter always comes up to his chest and one foot usually sticks out from under it.He always sleeps in a pair of boxers and a white t-shirt that's sometimes too big for him...wait....I just...I'm obsessed for Ra's sake!! I know how the boy sleeps! What has this emotion, love, done to me?!
Regular POV
Bakura sat on the couch ranting for what seemed like hours on his obsession of Ryou. It almost made him feel as if Ryou were really there. Just as he was drifting off, the doorbell rang, awaking Bakura with a start.
Bakura's POV
What the fuck is that?! ding dong Oh no.....it's Ra!! He's coming to get me for all the evil deeds I have done!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!
"NOOOO RA DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!! I NEED TO FIND RYOU AND CONFESS MY UNENDING LOVE FOR HIM!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! DON'T TAKE ME!!!! HAVE MERCY UPON MY PITIFUL SOUL, DEAR RA!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!!!!"
Then I heard the front door open and a pair of footsteps....this is it...my time has come..somebody tell Ryou I love him....
"Sup, tomb robber buddy!" I whirl around and come face to face with two sets of purple eyes. One lavender and the other a darker purple. Oh great...they, are here. Joyous, joyous day!
"Hello, Malik." I greet casually, while inside I'm praying they didn't hear the thing about "my unending love for Ryou."
He and Marik take a seat on the couch and I sit on the arm of a nearby chair, still praying. That's when Marik pulls his hikari into his lap and laces his arms around his slender waist. My eyes narrow slightly. Damn them and their happy fucking relationship. I swear those two are like bunnies who got into a bottle of Viagra. It's rather disgusting if you ask me. I mean, they can't keep their hands off each other. It's either kissing, making out, sex, or just plain cuddling. It's sick! Some people might say that I'm jealous, but I'm not. Bakura, the King of Thieves, does not get jealous of a tomb keeper. No way would that ever happen.
Malik turns and faces me, a soft smile gracing his lips. "Where's Ryou?" he asks. Oh joy. How the hell am I supposed to tell them that Ryou ran away because I broke his heart? That's the thing. I can't or Marik will kill me. It's bad enough he beat the shit outta me when he found out I beat Ryou....good thing he doesn't know I still do occassionally......but, if he finds out I hurt him like that....bum bum buuuuu. I could be the late Bakura. He would be all like, "YOU STUPID TOMB ROBBER!!! YOU WENT AND BROKE HIS HEART EVEN THOUGH YOU SUPPOSEDLY LOVE HIM!!!!" I really don't need to deal with that right now.
"Um.....uhh....well ya see.....errr...Ryou is....he's....umm.....erm........uhh...." Nice job, Bakura. Smooth move. Just sit there and stutter like a fool some more.
"Bakura....where is Ryou?" This time Marik spoke. He had a sharp edge to his voice and sharp glare to his eyes. Even though I absolutely hate admitting it......I'm afraid of him sometimes. Well, I should just get it over with. No use in living anymore anyway. Ryou is gone after all.
"Okay......well, I kinda told Ryou that me and you were going out..and since he loves me that kinda broke his fragile little heart and he...well...he ran away to the pharaoh's...." I trailed off and looked at the floor, awaiting the first blow.
"You told him me and you were together and he believed it? Doesn't he know me and Malik are together?" Marik asked. I blinked. No punches, no kicks...nothing........sweet...
"Yeah, he believed me. He didn't question me or anything." I replied. I liked where this was going. No pain for me. Well, until Marik nailed me in jaw.
" WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! YOU BASTARD!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!"
"For lying to Ryou when you know you love him and that he loves you!!!!" Marik shouted. Damn, and it was all going so good. I sighed. Damn, damn it all.
"I know...I feel terrible...I've never been in love before, though...this emotion is strange to me..."
Marik helped me up and put a hand on my shoulder. He knew what I was feeling. He had gone through it, too. He also used to beat Malik, but then something changed him. So that's why when he found out I beat Ryou, he got super pissed off.
"You need to tell him, Bakura. He needs to know someone's there for him." Malik put in.
"Yeah....but what if....what if he doesn't believe me because...because of how I've treated him over the years?" I would love more than anything to just tell Ryou how I feel but there's no way in hell he'll believe me.
"Tomb robber, Ryou loves you. He is head over heels in love with you. You just need to tell him how you feel and that you're sorry...you are sorry, right?" Marik asked. I slapped my forehead. Some people...there's just no help for them and their stupidity.
"Of course I'm sorry, dumbass!!"
"Well excuse me. How the hell am I supposed to know, dumb fuck?!!" He yelled back.
"I know you aren't that stupid, fucktard!! Even though you act like it!!! I know there's some knowledge somewhere in that big head of yours!!!" Ooh, he just got majorly served. He hates when people say he has a big head because of his hair.
His eyes narrowed to slits and he turned his sharp glare to me. "What was that?"
"Ehehehehe....I'll be....over there!" And this is the part where I, Bakura, the greatest theif ever to steal from Egypt, runs like a scared bunny. I will admit it. I ran and ran and ran. I ran like a fucking cheetah. Up the stairs I went. Into Ryou's room and then into his closet. I sat on the floor for what felt like hours, shaking, awaiting what might happen.
"Pfft...fuck this, I'm gonna face my fears." I said confidently. I put Ryou's garbage can over my head as some protection and I grabbed a hockey stick that was in the closet. I was ready to kick some ass.
Down the stairs I went, humming an army tune to myself softly. I stopped in front of the doorway to the living room and slowly peeked in. And there, on my couch, was Marik and Malik...making out. I gagged. I almost puked, but I stopped myself just in time. It was disgusting. They were seriously sucking face....oh...there they go onto frenching it...great. Now I'll never be able to pull them away from each other....unless. I smirked. Muahahahahahaha!!! I am so evil.
I took a deep breath and then ran as fast as I could into the living room and jumped onto the couch. "YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA EEEEEEEEEEEEE YADA YADA YADA YADA EEEEEEEEEEEEE THE BRITISH ARE COMING YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Marik's POV
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID DUMBASS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" I yelled as loud as I possibly could, which is pretty damn loud. Birds flew from their trees and babies started crying. Cars crashed and little children screamed and hid. Okay..maybe not, but it could happen.
"Yay, it worked!" Bakura cheered. What the fuck was he talking about? Oh.....oh......ohhhhh......ohhhhhhhhhh.....oh....ohhhhhhhhhh....I get it now. He was trying to get me and Malik away from each other. Pfft...jackass. We were have a nice make out session. Just cause he can't doesn't mean no one else should be able to.
"I hate you, Bakura. You ruined a great session I hope you know." Malik said distastefully, eyes narrowed. Such a good hikari he is. Makes me so proud....don't cry Marik, don't cry, be strong, be strong.
I couldn't help it though. I burst into tears. Malik looked surprised and Bakura rolled his eyes. I guess he read my mind. Grrrr, I wish I could do that. I wiped my eyes and hugged Malik. He instantly hugged me back. Damn, I love him so much.
Me and Malik continued to make out while Bakura sat on the couch and watched TV, looking extremely miffed. Poor soul. In time he will understand why we do what we do.
Two Hours Later
Bakura's POV
I sighed. Deeply and unhappily. Those two bunnies are still going at it. Jeez, don't they ever get tired? It's rather disturbing. And I still miss Ryou. God, do I miss him. I miss him so much. I wish he was here. I'm so lonely and depressed. I just wanna hold him and tell him how I feel. I need to hold him and tell him how I feel. I need to, need need need need need need.
I poked Marik in the back. Nothing. I poked him again. Still nothing. I poked him yet again, harder. Still nothing. This time I punched him, quick and hard, right in the back. That'll teach him.
He turned around abruptly. "What the fuck was that for?!?!?!?!"
"We're going to find Ryou. I need to tell him how I feel." I explained. His face softened, as did Malik's.
"Okay, we'll take our car." Marik responded. He got the keys out of his back pocket, grabbed my arm and Malik's, then ran out the door. Jeez, I thought I would be the eager one.
He and Malik got into the back seat. Wait a second. I'm not driving. "I'm not driving, this is your car, you can drive it." I said simply. They grinned.
"We won't help you if you don't drive....and besides, because you interrupted a session, you have to drive while we make up for lost time in the backseat." Malik stated. Damn that little bastard! Grrr..fine..I guess I can drive...
"Okay, fine, I'll drive." I rolled my eyes and got into the driver's seat. Marik handed me the keys and I stuck them in the egnition and fired the car up. This was going to be very interesting.
So I drove for awhile. I only thought about what I would say to Ryou and nothing else. It helped block out what was going on in the backseat. Then I felt a tug on my shirt sleeve. I looked in the rearview mirror and saw Malik looking at me.
"What?" I asked. He better not have to go to the bathroom...
"I'm hungry. Let's stop somewhere to eat." Pfft, no way in hell is that happening.
"No, we're going to look for Ryou and we're going to find him and I'm gonna tell him how I feel. We are not gonna take time out of our lives so you can eat. We are going along with the plan and it has nothing to do with feeding you. So shut the hell up and let me drive." Oh yeah, I rock. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Bakura SHALL rule you all!!!!......Erm....heh......It could happen...
Malik blinked. "But I'm hungry," he said again.
"I'm Bakura, nice to meet 'cha." I snorted and rolled my eyes. Can't this kid see I don't care? Talk about stupidity..
"B-b-but...." His lower lip trembled and his eyes filled with tears that were clearly fake. "I'm h-h-hungry..." The tears spilled from his eyes, down his tan cheeks. Oh great.
"Tomb robber!!! Stop somewhere now!!!!" Marik yelled. Stupid Malik. He got me in trouble.
"Fine! I'll stop and we'll waste time!!" Malik smirked at me when Marik wasn't looking. Damn him. He knows he won..
So I drove on in search of somewhere to stop. There were so many places. Pfft, fuck this...I turned around and smacked Malik.
"What?" he asked.
"Where do you want to eat?"
"Um....uhhh.....errr......uhhh....umm....uhhh.....erm...errr....uhh....umm.....I dunno.."
"Why couldn't you fuckin' say that in the first place. Listening to you say 'uh' and 'um' repeatedly for five minutes isn't very interesting." Oh yeah. I totally told him off. Heh...I rule..
"I dunno," he said again. This kid is really starting to piss me off. I'm really serious now.
"Malik...where...do..you....want...to...eat?" I asked slower this time. Maybe I went too fast for him last time.
"........What choices do I have?" Ra have mercy upon his soul. I'm so close to jumping back there and beating his ass.
"Taco Bell, McDonald's, or Subway." I answered. "Pick one."
"I want Wendy's!" he yelled. Okay, he is really stupid. Was Wendy's one of those choices? No, don't think so. What a dumbass.
"Wendy's wasn't a choice dumb fuck!!"
"What are the choices again?" Oh my Ra.....He's dead. I jumped into the back and started strangling Malik. Marik had to literally pry me off and it wasn't easy, etither.
"Let me at him, Marik!!" I ordered. How dare he stop me.
"No! You aren't killing Malik. Now, because you can't decide where to go, I will. We're going to Arby's. Hop to it, tomb robber." Marik instructed. Damn him. Erg...even though I didn't want to, I crawled back up front and into the driver's seat and started driving down the street to Arby's. Those two dumbasses will get what's coming to them. Oh yes they will. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!..........Hehe.....funny-ness....heh...
TBC
BR: There ye have it folks. Chapter two. Hope ye enjoyed it.
Yami: spins around in a chair WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
BR: O.O
Ryou: O.o
Bakura: takes a few pictures, starts laughing
BR: Um...okay then.....review please, if you do I'll buy you a happy meal. YAY HAPPY MEALS!!!
Bakura:.........................review and save her poor soul..
Ryou: yes, yes, please do...if you review I will give you a nice kiss on the cheek
Bakura: w-what?
Ryou: kisses him passionately
Bakura: kisses back
Yami: WEEEEEEEEEEE REMEBER TO REVIEW!!!!! spins on his chair so fast that he falls off and passes out