TAKEN OVER
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Square-Enix does. I really wished I owned it though...
Warnings: Randomness, madness, and major OOC-ness.
A/N: I've decided to continue this story, as it is fun to write =D Although I really should be updating Change My Life... oh well =D this one is just easier to write.
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CHAPTER 2 - The Rescue Mission
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Sora woke up on the next day thinking. Was he supposed to do something? He couldn't remember.
"Sora!"
But he had a feeling that something important had happened...
"Sora!!!"
Something he couldn't remeber...
"SORA! GET UP!!!"
Sora bolted up from the bed and saw Riku standing next to him.
"Phew, Riku, it's only you..." said the younger boy, calming down. "God, you really scared me there."
"Glad to know you find me so good-looking by the point I scare you to death." said Riku sarcastically. "Anyway, I've gathered some people for our rescue mission."
"Eh?"
"You know, about the whole Kairi thing..."
Kairi thing? Wait... he remembered... Alice going evil, Kairi being kidnapped and Ansem not cleaning things right. The world was in danger, of course!!!
"Oh, right!"
"Geez... now c'mon, we've got to meet them."
The boys walked out to the beach, as Riku was saying "Well, there aren't many people who decided to help, but I did my best to find someone."
Sora looked at three people standing in front of them on the beach. Yes, they were the ones who were going to help Sora and Riku to rescue Kairi; they were strong, smart, and knew how to fight very well. They were champions, they were perfect-
Or at least Sora hoped they would be. But instead, what he found was Selphie, Wakka and Tidus.
A small bouncy girl with a jump-rope, a guy with a fake Jamaican accenct and a ball, and a crybaby with a stick.
They were so screwed.
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Alice was sitting on her pretty big throne of her pretty big castle. She liked thrones and castles. Especially when you were the supreme ruler of the world. Things are so much funnier when you have total and absolute control over all the human (and non-human) beings!
"Hmm... I need to think of a way to make them get lost on their way over here..." Alice mumbled.
She looked at the TV there was in front of her throne (hey, she had an advanced castle!). She was watching the Hercules cartoon. Hm, Hercules, cartoon, Disney...
"That's it! I'm going to send them off in other worlds! Ha, I'm such a genious."
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"So, did you understand everything?"
Sora had explained about ten times everything that had happened and what they were going to do, but Wakka was just playing with his blitzball, Tidus was staring at Sora - probably spaced off, and Selphie was just nodding constantly, not really having understood anything of it.
"Say, do I get ice cream if I do this?" asked Selphie curiously. Sora sighed.
"Yes, Selph, you will get ice cream."
"Yay! Then let's go!" Selphie finished happily.
She had barely finished the sentence when a black hole appeared from nowhere under them, and they were sucked by it. Everything was circling, it was all very confusing... darkness everywhere...
And then they stopped. Sora looked around. It was a very empty land, very green and with many trees. There was only one house ahead of them.
"Where are we, ya?" asked Wakka confused.
Suddenly, out of the house, echoed a terrible, horrible, fear-strucking voice...
"Does someone need a hug?"
Barney the Dinosaur.
"WAAAAAAH!" screamed Selphie, hiding behind the other guys. "EVIL! EVIL!"
Sora stared at Barney for a moment, seeming deeply in tought. And then...
"HEARTLESS! DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" the boy yelled, taking out his keyblade and doing the entire world a favour by cutting Barney into several tiny pieces.
"Sora, I don't think that was really a heartless..." said Riku, pointing out at the Barney's cut pieces on the ground. Funnily, he was full of engines of every sort, and a green tiny creature (alien?) came out from a compartment of the dinosaur. Talk about creepy.
The black screen - you didn't forget it right? - appeared above the group's heads once again, and Alice showed up in it.
"Oops, wrong world. Let me see if I get it right now..." said Alice, pressing some buttons. The group was once again sucked by the blach hole and appeared somewhere else.
But this place was full of Japanese people working, eating and talking, with several sketches on the walls and people tied to chairs with helmets over their heads in front of videogames, very close to the screen. "Hey, where is this place?" Sora asked.
"This is Square-Enix headquarters. You seem familiar..." said the Japanese guy, studying Sora. "Hey, wanna participate of our new game, Kingdom Hearts 2? You look just like the main character, and we pay really well ya know..."
"DAMMIT! Wrong world again!" Alice's voice came out of the black screen again. "Ansem, for god's sake, be helpful once in your life and press the right button!"
Ansem reluctantly pressed a random yellow button, muttering something under his breath, and ONCE AGAIN Sora, Riku, Selphie, Tidus and Wakka were thrown into another dimension, ending up at...
"I feel sick." complained Tidus.
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A/N: And the madness continues! =D I know that you people who reviewed found Alice being evil so... weird. Well, that's the whole point =D it's supposed to be weird. Besides, I warned about the OOC-ness ^_^ You probably noticed I don't like Barney much =D well, he really gets on my nerves. Anyway. The end of the chapter was lame, I know, but I couldn't come up with something better =/
Soras Angel: Yay! I'm glad you liked it ^_^
BubbleFairy03: Lol, I love fics like this too =D Of course I love my super loyal reviewer (I'm sure many people do too!) ^_^. Evil is good, I agree *grins evily* (Didja know I love Ansem? =D) but I tried something different from the usual romance thing, and besides, I really like to write humor! Oooh, I like being called Tallis-chan! Right, we're friends, BubbleFairy03-chan... okay, that was weird =D lol! And yep, I love sugar too! Wee, fun! ^_^
Kintora: Lol, yep it's weird, I agree ^_^ thanks for the luck!
See ya next chapter!
Tallis