My lovely story….
There once was this boy name Harry Potter.
He lived in a muffin with the muffin man and always smelled bacon.
He loved to eat flowers even though they made him sick and sneeze.
He fell in love with this girl who was named Teal.
She was very ugly.
Harry decided to ditch her after drinking a bottle of brandy and taking her to prom while she was high on bacon grease.
He expected their family to expand really soon because of that prom night…but something happened and he was relieved that he was no longer to have a child.
He found out that Teal was really a guy and it was not possible for her/him to have the child. Harry was depressed that he could not have kids with Teal.
So they adopted a mugging muffin named Orange Bacon.
She was real ugly…I mean butt ugly.
So when Orange grew up she met up with this witch named Hermione Granger and took her to prom while she was stoned. Hermione had never been stoned before and loved the feeling.
Then they all went to school called Hogwarts and laughed while they blew up the castle because Hermione forgot to take her birth control potion….
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