The legend of Zelda: Majora's mask (the weird version)
Beginning(dark stuff thing looking like midnight with words on it appear)
Blah Blah blah, random intro words that no one gives a shit about, and everyone wants to skip the non-skip able cutscene and play the fuxxing game. Whatever
Haneyways.
(Woods appear with link riding on a black horse)
Link: ......
Me: shut up link.
Link: ......!!!!
Me: Epona is dead! You sent her to the glue factory to get a free bottle of glue, just to paste pictures of Malon and Zelda in your scrap book.
Link: Oo
Me: Whatever.
Continues to ride through the woods. 2 faeries appear in front of the black horse
Black horse:neighs(stomps on faeries)
Me: YOU STUPID HORSE!!! THOSE WERE OUR BEST ACTORS!!!!!!
Black horse: Oo
Me: Damn you all and your emoticons!
Link: ........
Me: Shut up you Kenny imposter and get some speech lessons.
2 hours later
(the faeries appear in casts)
green one: twinkle
me: alright link! Why does that fairy look like a patch of your clothes?
(cloth falls off of fairy)
me: smacks headthis is gonna take longer then I thought.
now yello fairy: why does this stuff happen.
me: cuz I'm cursed now shut up before I start to.
purple fairy: Why haven't I talked?
Me: you just did....NOW THE THE FUXX ON WITH YOUR DAMN ACTING, YOU IDIOTS! THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE HERE! YOU CAN'T GET JOBS BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY....I HAVE NO FUXXING CLUE WHY I HIRED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!11111
Link: ...? O.o
Me: mumbles freakregular Listen, If u do this, then you will become famous
Link: -
me:cough Ja right.
Link....
Me: I said...you're right
(continues to ride. Fairies scare horseabout time)
horse: neighs(arches back and link fall out and is knocked out)
(skull kid appears wearing a jack-o-lantern on his head)
me: smacks self in head what is up with this? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
Skull kid: ???
Me: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOUR MASK???
Skull kid: Well, Link is gonna kick my ass anyways, so I pawned off the mask..
Me: I'll pwn you....
Skull kid: so ja, I went through that portal where the happy mask salesman goes through after my ass is kicked, and just sold him the damn thing....before hand...so we're all happeh!
Me :well get it BACK!!!!!!
Skull kid: WELL SOR-R-R-Y.I DON'T WANT MY BUTT TO BE KICKED. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A SWORD SLICED THROUGH YOU A COUPLE 100 TIMES?
Me: It happened. Here's how to get the mask back EASY. go to the first cartridge and confront the happy mask sales man. He's in the castle.
3 days later
s. kid: brought it back. I had to wreak havoc and now I have a worse reputation.
me: you never had one you freak.
s. kid: you weren't supposed to no that
me: I'm not stupid.
s. kid: coughright..
Me: kill him now link.
S.Kid: slayed
All: ....???
Me: Are you all still here?
Link : .....!!!
Me: Shut up link. ALL OF YOU CONTINUE!!!
(still continues)
Link: looks around and shrugs
me: wait, link You're supposed to be knocked out!!! wallops him with a mallet
me: now hurry up skull kid
s. kid: you fairies did great. Hehe. (shakes link)
s. kid: would you look at that. a cell phone?
Me: LINK WAKE UP!!!!
(link wakes up)
me: link, tell us why you have a cell phone.
Link: ..................................................................breathe. ..........
Me: let me get this strait, you threw your ocarina into a fire because you were cold in the cardboard box you live in?
Link: ....
Me: that's about right, eh? THEN HOW DID YOU AFFORD THE FRAGGIN CELL PHONE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Link: ....
Me: you found $80 on the ground? What happened to all that money you got from the previous games?
Link: .....
Me: Charity? WHAT THE FUXX HAVE THEY DONE FOR US?
Link: .......
Me: They did not buy you a Cadillac! ...unless you mean the pink one under your skirt! You should have gotten some new clothes!
link: .....
me: yes you do look like a girl.
Link: .....
Link: NO YOU'RE NOT A PRETTY ONE!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A TRANSEXUAL!!!
Link:.......
Me: sure we can get the skull kid 2 get another ocarina from saria.
s. kid: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Me: you heard us
s. kid: fuxxing hellz
s. kid: wut r u gonna do wile I'm gone?
Me: listen to some children of bodom, and headbang till my hair falls out.
s. kid: ???
me: your still here? GO ALREADY!!!!! Fore I give you a royal beat down
s. kid: fine(leaves)