(plantumbreon goes over to link's cabin place thingy)
Me: link. we need you back in the show.
Link: okey-dokey.
(both go back to set)
Me: Now start
Link: did I mention my butt still hurts?
Me: Who cares? Go skull kid.
Random Announcer: And now, all the way from the lost woods..introducing...SKULL KID!
spot lights
SK: WHAT THE HECK IS WITH THAT DANG HORSE? I DON'T LISTEN TO CRUD I SAY! IT THREW ME OFF ITS BACK!!! Now I have a boo-boo (
Me: shut up whiner.
Link: don't make me go Lenore on yo butt SK.
SK: eep. anyways.so I made the better of it. Hehe.
Link: Looks surprisednot. Epona cry
SK: Now for yougoes into a phase and this blue glowing web like thingy circles around him.
Link: goes into a trance and sees a bunch of deku scrubs surrounding him. He starts slashing at all of them and they all fall victim to his evilness
Link: high pitched voices of incredible stupidity
Link: You killed Epona.stares at skull kid
SK: looks back with fear in his eyes
Link: are you quite done yet? I thought u were gonna beat me
Me: LINK YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!YER SUPPOSED TO SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: You think that the almighty blonde one is gonna lose to a deku scrub? Get real!! Have you gone insane?!?!?!?!?
Me: shut up before I go over there and wup yer ass
Link: EEP runs away
SK: Do you really need me?
Me:no yer just here for comic relief
SK: oh. Ok then.HEY!
Link: I'm ready to get turned into a scrub
Me: loser you've always been one
Link: shut up you freak!
SK: using the distraction to change link
Link: HEY!!!!!!!! YER DEAD SKULL KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: You know what I just noticed? How often are you able to see your reflection that clearly in water?
SK: hehefloats backwards
Link: chases him through the door
Me: wait a sec.WHERE THE HECK ARE THOSE STUPID FARIES NOW?!?!?!
Faries: sleeping
Me: aww how cute. BUT ITS RONG!!!!TATL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tatl: what?
Me: YER SUPPOSED TO PREVENT LINK FROM GOING THROUGH THAT DOOR!!! REMEMBER?!?!THEN YOU GET STUCK!?!?!
Tatl: Oh yea.
Me:CAN WE PLEASE DO THIS CRAP RIGHT ALREADY?!?!?!