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Me: *wakes up* k now. Lets do this right
All: k
(Tatl and link run into the next room)
Link:*continues running as Tatl stays behind
(link reaches end as Tatl rushes to him)
Tatl: Hey. sorry about all that crap I gave you back there. It was really evil of me
Link: evil fairy. Hehe
Tatl: HEY! I'M POURING MY SOUL OUT AND THE LEAST BULL $|-| I ``|`` YOU CAN DO IS LISTEN YOU STUPID-
Me: getting a little to evil there tatl.
Tatl: woops!
Link: you were saying?
Tatl: well, I need your help. That skull kid back there, I may no where he is. So take me with you.
Link: Sure (but when I find him your ass is gone)
Tatl: HEY!
(Link gets to a flower pad and looks down at it)
Tatl: duck down into it and you can fly.
Link: I've always wanted to fly. That will be neato. I can finally talk to birds and meet some new friends. YAY!
Tatl: I MEANT JUMP IN THE AIR AND GLIDE FOR A SHORT WHILE YOU LONER!
Link: Aww. But the birdies
Tatl: THEY WOULDN'T LIKE YOU'RE SORRY LONER ASS ANYWAYS.
(Zelda, Malon, Ruto, and Naboru come in)
Girls: WTF ARE YOU DOING TRASH TALKING POOR LITTLE LINK LIKE THAT?! OUR LOVE IS GONNA HELP YOU AND YOU START TO CUSS HIM OUT! DON'T MAKE US GO ALL BIATCHY ON YOU!
Tatl: IT'S HIS OWN $(#*IN FAULT THAT HE IS SO STUPID!
Girls:*tackle Tatl and start to kick her fairy ass
Me: HEY! TOPSAY ON THE IGHTINGFAY*takes bucket of water and splashes all the girls
Girls:*start screaming like little.never mind
Me:*gets a can of raid and sprays all of them*get your little screaming butts out of hear so we can continue on!
Girls:. Fine w/e
Link:*starts to fly on his little flowers
Tatl: About time you learned it.
Link: I knew the whole time. I just wanted to give you a hard time. Lol
Tatl: YOU SNEAKY SON OF A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: lol
Link:*finds a treasure chest and finds deku nuts in it
Tatl: those deku nuts are-
Link:-the type that you like
Tatl: HEY!!!!!!!!
Link: lol
(link and tatl finally get to the last platform and find a tree)
Tatl: look at this tree. It looks so sad. Wot ever it did, it's its own fault. Stupid thing looks like its in pain. It got wot it diserved.
Link: yer so mean
Tatl: I did say I was an evil fairy
Link: hehe.
(Link and Tatl walk into a cave and it starts to spin)
Link: Crap, I'm getting dizzy and sick and...*runs to bathroom. Distant hurling can be heard
Me:. LINK! GET OVER HERE! YOU NOT DONE.sorry ppl but I'm gonna have to end this chapter till we get our hero back.
Me: *wakes up* k now. Lets do this right
All: k
(Tatl and link run into the next room)
Link:*continues running as Tatl stays behind
(link reaches end as Tatl rushes to him)
Tatl: Hey. sorry about all that crap I gave you back there. It was really evil of me
Link: evil fairy. Hehe
Tatl: HEY! I'M POURING MY SOUL OUT AND THE LEAST BULL $|-| I ``|`` YOU CAN DO IS LISTEN YOU STUPID-
Me: getting a little to evil there tatl.
Tatl: woops!
Link: you were saying?
Tatl: well, I need your help. That skull kid back there, I may no where he is. So take me with you.
Link: Sure (but when I find him your ass is gone)
Tatl: HEY!
(Link gets to a flower pad and looks down at it)
Tatl: duck down into it and you can fly.
Link: I've always wanted to fly. That will be neato. I can finally talk to birds and meet some new friends. YAY!
Tatl: I MEANT JUMP IN THE AIR AND GLIDE FOR A SHORT WHILE YOU LONER!
Link: Aww. But the birdies
Tatl: THEY WOULDN'T LIKE YOU'RE SORRY LONER ASS ANYWAYS.
(Zelda, Malon, Ruto, and Naboru come in)
Girls: WTF ARE YOU DOING TRASH TALKING POOR LITTLE LINK LIKE THAT?! OUR LOVE IS GONNA HELP YOU AND YOU START TO CUSS HIM OUT! DON'T MAKE US GO ALL BIATCHY ON YOU!
Tatl: IT'S HIS OWN $(#*IN FAULT THAT HE IS SO STUPID!
Girls:*tackle Tatl and start to kick her fairy ass
Me: HEY! TOPSAY ON THE IGHTINGFAY*takes bucket of water and splashes all the girls
Girls:*start screaming like little.never mind
Me:*gets a can of raid and sprays all of them*get your little screaming butts out of hear so we can continue on!
Girls:. Fine w/e
Link:*starts to fly on his little flowers
Tatl: About time you learned it.
Link: I knew the whole time. I just wanted to give you a hard time. Lol
Tatl: YOU SNEAKY SON OF A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: lol
Link:*finds a treasure chest and finds deku nuts in it
Tatl: those deku nuts are-
Link:-the type that you like
Tatl: HEY!!!!!!!!
Link: lol
(link and tatl finally get to the last platform and find a tree)
Tatl: look at this tree. It looks so sad. Wot ever it did, it's its own fault. Stupid thing looks like its in pain. It got wot it diserved.
Link: yer so mean
Tatl: I did say I was an evil fairy
Link: hehe.
(Link and Tatl walk into a cave and it starts to spin)
Link: Crap, I'm getting dizzy and sick and...*runs to bathroom. Distant hurling can be heard
Me:. LINK! GET OVER HERE! YOU NOT DONE.sorry ppl but I'm gonna have to end this chapter till we get our hero back.