(Link comes back in, green faced)
Me: ready to continue you carsick little piece of horse brain?
Link: shrugs
Me: WELL YOU'D BETTER BE READY YOU LITTLE 2 YR OLD HERO (that fact still haunts me)
(Link hurries on thru the next room and gets thru w/o hurling)
Link: runs up stairs gotta go kill the evil thing
(Psycho laughter from behind, Link turns around)
Smiling Jock: Looks like your in quite a predicament
Link: well, I'm transformed into a damn deku scrub, my horse is once again in the glue factory, my ocarina is stolen, I've never felt better. at least he didn't kill me.
Smiling Jock: well, I'm a mask salesman, and i can remove that body which you are in. I can also move faster than sonic on LSD...OBSERVE MY NEVERENDING FREAKYNESS!
Link: sweet. gimme my old body before I kick your little smiling ass
Mask salesman: you need the thing that was stolen from you before i can restore you
Link: DAMMIT! THERES ALWAYS A DAMN CATCH IN EVERYTHING! I CAN NEVER JUST GET WHAT I WANT W/O HAVING TO DO SOME CHORES!
Me: what is with this angle? It looks like the mask salesman has his pants down....
MS: then maybe i shouldn't tell you what else.........
Link: anime fall, starts twitching
Tatl: anime falls, however fairies do that
MS: i really need the mask that an imp stole from me. he may be wearing it
Link: at least it aint outta my way exits room into clock town
(link looks around)
Link: i never just get why the heck the camera view changes and the words on the screen "south clock town" appear in midair
Me: you're not supposed to no that link (dumbass)
Link: Moo
Me: I SAY MOO YOU DUMBASS! ARGG! tackles link and beats the transexuality outta him
Link: gets up with cuts and bruises and runs away like a little girl
Me: calls AND YOU LOOK AND DRESS LIKE ONE TOO!
Link: now what the fuxx am i supposed to do you stupid fairy? looks around
Me: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO NOW TATL?!
Tatl: comes in with another cappuchino
Me: I hope you brought enough cappuchino for everyone...
Tatl: looks around I didn't know there'd be so many
Me: gets a can of raid and sprays tatl
Tatl: CRAP! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!! Gasp gasp...
Disclaimer: YAY! i mean.........oh its so sad snicker tatl is indesposed so we cannot continue on with this chapter chuckle c ya peeps later. i gotta work on my other stories.lol