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(Link and Tatl run to the center of clock town)
Link: I stand corrected.
Tatl: what do you mean?
Link: I said in the last chapter that the Skull kid hadn't killed me and if you look up, you see a big ass moon that's about to fall on us all.
(wet stuff drops on link)
Link: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!I'M COVERED IN MOONS SNOT!!!!!
Tatl: and you look like it too
Link: Wanna play pretend? And we're gonna pretend your the skull kid
Tatl: the skull kid...I think he's on top of the clock tower.
Link: AND HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET UP THERE?!
Tatl: lets go over to that golden flower over there.
(They get over there and a sound comes from abuv)
Voice: HEY!DONT USE THAT!
(fat deku scrub flies down with a whole lotta packages)
DS: This is my private property. Don't try using it while I'm not around!
(Link and tatl start to walk away)
Link:whisperbitch
DS:starts crying
Me: stupid deku scub. Yer not supposed to hear him
DS: flips Plantumbreon off
Me: MOTHER #($ER! takes flamethrower and burns the damn deku scrub
DS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: little #(!in thing
DS: ACK! UNDER STUDY! UNDERSTUDY!!!!!!continues burning
Me: I coulda used him as a pencil. I seriously need to start writing this during math
Deku scrub understudy:flies in
DSU:to link if you get me a moon's tear, you can have this flower pad
Me: Link, you were actually right. THINGS ALWAYS HAVE CATCHES! JUST LIKE I HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT YOU LOSERS TO GET REVIEWS, AND GET POPULAR!(not preppy popular, but in outcast popular. Its working so far.lol)
Link: shaddap!
Me:throws a camera at link's head
Link: ()
Me: keep it that way too
Link:...fine...wtf am I supposed to do now stupid fairy?
Tatl: OBSERVE! MY STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS! See the great fairy. Not even the skull kid is a match for her.
Link: fine. Whatever.
(They go to north clock town where a midget is using a blowgun to pop a balloon, and an ugly red guy with white hair wearing Kokiri clothing is dancing around like an idiot)
Linkruns to midget
Midget: wadda ya want shrimp? I'm practicing with my blowgun. Don't mess with Jim if you can't pop that balloon up there. Grrrrrr...
Link: Shrimp? I'm 1 inch taller then you. You little dog wannabe.
(Staff starts to laugh)
Jim: yea...well...umm...i...you're ugly!!!runs away crying
Link: loser.goes over to red dude
Red dude: what's this? Oh it's a forest fairy
Tatl: no shit captain obvious
RD:???my name is tingle. I sit here waiting for a fairy of my own. Even thought I'm 35
Link: ....someone needs to get laid...probably looks at young girls on his computer
Tatl: THANK YOU! I WAS TRYING NOT TO THINK OF ANYTHING GROSS THAT THIS GUY DOES! BUT YOU RUINED IT!!!
Tingle: (continues on) though my father tries to make me act my age, I continue to look for a fairy. Maybe we can be friends.
Link: no thanks, Michael Jackson.
(staff laughs outrageously)
tingle: Buy one of my maps?
Link: if by maps, you mean pornography...how much?
Tingle: 10 rupees
Link: SCREW YOU BITCH! I AINT PAYING YOU NOTHING!
Tingle: cries
Me: STOP MAKING EVERYONE CRY LINK!!!!!
Link: hmm...AHH SHUDDAP YOO STOOPID AUTHER! YOO CONT RIGHT WERTH CRAPP!!!THATS WHY YOU ARENT SPELLING THESE SENTENCES THAT I'M YELLING!
Me: burries face in arms and pretends to cry
Link: IT WORKED! YAY!
Me: stops you really think I'm that damn emotional? Dream on little girl
(Steve-o the Ninja throws various flaming ninja objects at Link)
Link: AIEE!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!starts running around like an idiot
Me: grabs link by his hair MEDIC!!!runs into the bomber's hideout and throws link into the middle of the water
Link: CRAP!starts hopping trying to get outta the water
(link sinks into the water as Tatl brings in a bag of popcorn)
Me: gimme some
Tatl: get your own
Me: don't make me get out the raid again
Tatl: ...here you go
Me: hehe. Takes the whole bag
Link:disappears and reappears at the bombers entrance
Me:wearing sunglasses and a security guard uniformWTF ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
Link: but steve-o! its me, link!
Me: I don't care if you're the president of the USA! You are not gonna stay in here! No adults, idiots, or losers allowed! And you fit that entire selection! (even though I'm 1/3, who cares)
Link:gets kicked out so wtf am I supposed to do now?
Tatl: we were gonna go see the Great fairy. Before you got you're ass flamed
Link: oh yea.
(they go to the great fairy fountain, and no one is around)
Link: Great Fairy?
Me: where the hell is the ugly fairy?
(Staff finds GF sleeping with sk, and condoms are all over the bed)
Great Farie: Observe her stupidity, as SK overpowered me and seduced me!
SK: what are you talking about? You needed the moneys!
Me: ...END!
Disclaimer: you likey this chappy? Lol. It was five pages in Microsoft word. I think its my longest chapter.(damn). Lol. But R&R.