Disclaimer: PEOPLE! I am not getting any damn reviews for my other
stories!!! Why is it that no one reads my other stories? Here's the next
chapter!
Link:*goes tot eh Great Fairy in the fountain and there are many little fairies
Fairies: oh kind one. Please help me. The skull kid has broken me apart
Link: well that's your own fault isn't it?
Fairies: if you find our one piece we will help you
Link: FINE!*leaves
Link: alright, now we gotta go find a piece of the stupid fairy who can't watch her own stupid back!
Tatl: that's just like being racist against black people calling us fairies stupid!
Link: IT'S A FACT OF NATURE!
Tatl: *whacks link
Link: oww! Stop hitting me!
Tatl: don't call us fairies stupid!!!
Link: FINE!!!{I hate you fairies}
Tatl: *whacks him again
(Link and tatl go into the laundry pool as it becomes).
NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY -60 HOURS REMAIN
Link: Now wtf am I supposed to do?
Tatl: I DON'T KNOW DAMMIT!!!!!
Link: STUPID!
Tatl: look for the mother @(#$in fairy!!!
Link: I hate this place!
Me: STOP RUINING MY LIFE!!!
Link: WHAT?
Me: YOU CAN'T DO ANY THING RIGHT? CAN YOU?!
Link: IT'S OBVIOUS I CAN'T!!!
Me: NO SHIT!!!!!!
Link: I'LL FIND THE GODDAMN FAIRY THEN!!!
(Link walks over to a man playing a music box)
Music man: hello dear friend. Would you like to hear my tale?
Link: sure. I have nothing better to do
MBM: dear guest. A long time ago there was a group of animals. They let me join their group. Do you know why? Cuz a man is an animal too my boy. But there was one think I didn't like. WHY WAS THE DOG THE LEADER!
Link: your eyes are scarin the hell outta me right now...
MBM: SO I STOLE IT!I STOLE THE LEADER'S MASK! Here. For a prize for being such a good listener, have this mask.
Link: umm...thanx...
Tatl: alrighty then... WOA LOOK AT THE TIME!!!! WE ONLY HAVE 55 HOURS LEFT! WE GOTTA GET TO THE GUY!!!
Link: ahh shit!
Tatl: wait... what's that over there?
Link: where? *turns
Tatl: IT'S THE FAIRY!!!
(Link walks away from the water)
Tatl: what are you doing?!
Link: she's over water!
Tatl: JUMP!!!!!!!!
(Link jumps over the water, gets the fairy, and floats in midair)
Link: ...WOA!!!
Fairy: special fairy powers. Anyhoo. Take me back to the other fairies and we can help you.
Me: my hand is getting tired of writing these stories in math
Fairy: just take me back
Me: it wont be funny cuz I just cant think of anything funny
Fairy: TAKE ME BACK OR REGRET IT!!!
Me: fine. Link go to the other little fairies with attitudes.
(to make it short, link does)
Great fairy: thank you child
Link: what do I get???
Fairy: I give you the ability to shoot bubbles from your nose
Link: (sounds surprised) I shoot snot? To kill things?
Fairy: umm...yea...thats about it
Link: COOL!!!!!!!!!!
Me: idiot
Link:*shoots Plantumbreon with snot
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
(Plantumbreon beats the shit outta Link)
Disclaimer: Havin fun ppl? Link's gotta go to the hospital cuz of what I did. Lol. And I gotta write my other story until I get to my first songfic. Read it. Its Zelda, you may like it.
Link:*goes tot eh Great Fairy in the fountain and there are many little fairies
Fairies: oh kind one. Please help me. The skull kid has broken me apart
Link: well that's your own fault isn't it?
Fairies: if you find our one piece we will help you
Link: FINE!*leaves
Link: alright, now we gotta go find a piece of the stupid fairy who can't watch her own stupid back!
Tatl: that's just like being racist against black people calling us fairies stupid!
Link: IT'S A FACT OF NATURE!
Tatl: *whacks link
Link: oww! Stop hitting me!
Tatl: don't call us fairies stupid!!!
Link: FINE!!!{I hate you fairies}
Tatl: *whacks him again
(Link and tatl go into the laundry pool as it becomes).
NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY -60 HOURS REMAIN
Link: Now wtf am I supposed to do?
Tatl: I DON'T KNOW DAMMIT!!!!!
Link: STUPID!
Tatl: look for the mother @(#$in fairy!!!
Link: I hate this place!
Me: STOP RUINING MY LIFE!!!
Link: WHAT?
Me: YOU CAN'T DO ANY THING RIGHT? CAN YOU?!
Link: IT'S OBVIOUS I CAN'T!!!
Me: NO SHIT!!!!!!
Link: I'LL FIND THE GODDAMN FAIRY THEN!!!
(Link walks over to a man playing a music box)
Music man: hello dear friend. Would you like to hear my tale?
Link: sure. I have nothing better to do
MBM: dear guest. A long time ago there was a group of animals. They let me join their group. Do you know why? Cuz a man is an animal too my boy. But there was one think I didn't like. WHY WAS THE DOG THE LEADER!
Link: your eyes are scarin the hell outta me right now...
MBM: SO I STOLE IT!I STOLE THE LEADER'S MASK! Here. For a prize for being such a good listener, have this mask.
Link: umm...thanx...
Tatl: alrighty then... WOA LOOK AT THE TIME!!!! WE ONLY HAVE 55 HOURS LEFT! WE GOTTA GET TO THE GUY!!!
Link: ahh shit!
Tatl: wait... what's that over there?
Link: where? *turns
Tatl: IT'S THE FAIRY!!!
(Link walks away from the water)
Tatl: what are you doing?!
Link: she's over water!
Tatl: JUMP!!!!!!!!
(Link jumps over the water, gets the fairy, and floats in midair)
Link: ...WOA!!!
Fairy: special fairy powers. Anyhoo. Take me back to the other fairies and we can help you.
Me: my hand is getting tired of writing these stories in math
Fairy: just take me back
Me: it wont be funny cuz I just cant think of anything funny
Fairy: TAKE ME BACK OR REGRET IT!!!
Me: fine. Link go to the other little fairies with attitudes.
(to make it short, link does)
Great fairy: thank you child
Link: what do I get???
Fairy: I give you the ability to shoot bubbles from your nose
Link: (sounds surprised) I shoot snot? To kill things?
Fairy: umm...yea...thats about it
Link: COOL!!!!!!!!!!
Me: idiot
Link:*shoots Plantumbreon with snot
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
(Plantumbreon beats the shit outta Link)
Disclaimer: Havin fun ppl? Link's gotta go to the hospital cuz of what I did. Lol. And I gotta write my other story until I get to my first songfic. Read it. Its Zelda, you may like it.