Disclaimer: sorry for the delay peeps. I bet half of you have just recently read the other chapters. But it dun matter. Enjoy.

Tatl: I GOT IT!!!

(Link's reading a comic book)

Link: About time

Tatl:*flips Link off

Link: How do you do things like that if you don't have arms or hands?

Tatl:*shrugs

Me: talking. Oh...kay...

Link: so what where you saying?

Tatl: let's pop that midget's balloon.

Link: About time you figured that out

Tatl: you knew?

Link: yea

Tatl: WELL WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!?!

Link: you are the fairy. Not me

Me: smacks self in head*smacks self in head

Link: and what the hell are you doing?

Me: talking. Whenever I do a verb, I say what I'm doing.

Link: why?

Me: talking like GIR. I HAVE NO IDEA!

Link: well I'm gonna go kill the balloon now...

Tatl: then go so we can turn you back into a human before we reach chapter 39943

Me: talking. Does it go that far?

Tatl: (like the guy from the mask) I'D LIKE TO THINK SO! HA HA HA

Me: complaining. I don't think I can type that long!

Karo: WORK ON MY STORY!!!

Me: talking. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?! WHY AREN'T YOU STAYING IN MY DRESS...I MEAN KOKIRI SUIT THINGY!

Karo: *shrugs

Me: talking. Why am I giving fairies arm and hand abilities? AND WHY DO I ALWAYS THINK OF THESE THINGS DURING MATH?!!?

Karo: and why am I still here

Me: yelling now. GO AWAY BAKA!!!!!!!!!!I'M GETTING NO GOOD REVIEWS CUZ I'M GETTING TOO FAR OFF THE SUBJECT!!!!!!!!!

To make things short... (Link pops the balloon as it becomes...)

MORNING OF THE SECOND DAY

-48 HOURS REMAIN Link: well that's great!

Jim: who did that?

Link: I did little girl!

Jim: not bad for a deku scrub

Link: HAH! MY SNOT OVERRULES YOUR BLOWGUN! GET THE CRAP OUTTA HERE BEFORE I KILL YOU WICH I WILL ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!

Jim: I can get you into my bomber's secret hideout.

Link: (talking to staff) he obviously doesn't realize that I don't give a rat's ass. And that I'm gonna kill him.

Jim: *sniveling* I'm trying to ignore you. You don't know what it's like to be a kid with No life. *sniff.

(XplantumbreonX starts singing stupefy by disturbed)

Me: singing. I've been waiting my whole life for just one*screams And all i needed was just one*screams

Link: fine. I'll go into your hideout

Jim: but you gotta go through our test

Link: DAMMIT! ANOTHER DAMN CATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? BE GAY WITH YOU?!

Jim: ...actually...no. but that's a good idea.

Me: and when i feel like I'm shit out of *screams I find myself stupefied, coming back again

Link: ...umm...kay...

Jim: so...you wanna take it?

Link: Fine!

Jim: find all of us b4 morning.

Link: fine.

(XplantumbreonX stops singing cuz he's done)

Me: talking. Let's end it here. Shall we?

Disclaimer: the only reason I ended this is cuz my teacher got mad at me for writing this story during class. Lol. I have a great idea for my next chapter. It has to do with singing. Don't forget to R&R. please. If there isn't enough interest for this story. So review please! I don't want to be spamming. So tell me if you hate it so I won't write for any apparent reason!