Disclaimer: When we last left off, link was searching for the little
kids.(cough rape cough)
Link: *flips XplantumbreonX off Disclaimer: ...umm...yeah...so let's just start this chapter of chaos!
Link: okay...i think we've gotten nowhere! I have done so much stuff and accomplished NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tatl: well at least we're on the verge of a nervous breakdown
Link: and that's a good thing???
Tatl: Yea. Its funny
Me: You know what else is funny?
Link: What?
Me: if we could just continue on with all this shit!
Tatl: yea, you're right. You're a great writer
Me: Me... a great writer? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST DID THIS TO ANNOY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!I SUCK AS A FUNNY WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: If it makes you feel better then you suck
Me: *takes a knife out
Link: Okay, Okay. You're a good sucky writer
Me: Wahoo! An oxymoron!
Tatl: Can we go now?
Link: 'kay
(Link runs into west clock town)
Tatl: That chicken. I never heard a chicken bawk over here
Link: well it must be a bomber
Tatl: must be
Me: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THE OBVIOUS AND JUST GO!?!?!?
Link: *goes to bomber and covers him in snot
Bomber: eww...I'm covered in snot
Me: *shakes head slowly
Link: you're tagged too
Bomber: DAMMIT
Link: oooo...he cussed.
(Bomber kid's mom comes in)
BKM: JEFFEREY!!!! HOW DARE YOU!
Bomber: uhh...hi mommy...one who I love dearest...
BKM: YOU'RE COMING HOME THIS MINUTE!!!!!
(Mom drags kid out of the set)
Me: well at least we didn't need him
(Link runs to the clock town Inn and sees Anju)
Link: hey babay...how about me and you get sum milk and talk about...stuff ;) *does clicking noise
Anju: umm...I'm sorry...but I'm sort of seeing someone.
Link: damn.once again I'm turned down from hitting on a girl.I'm so depressed -_-;
Anju: his name is Kafei...he disappeared about a month ago...
Link: well, in about 9 days from now, which will be now, but cuz of my special ocarina abilities which was given to me by Zelda, who I repress myself from hitting on, but that's a whole 'nother story......I'll be back here but you wont notice, and you wont remember me ^^
Anju: ...
Link: *.*
Anju: *hugs link* I just love the little loud mouth ones ^^
Link: X_X I'm in heaven!
Anju: well can you help me or not?
Link: I will right now, which in my book will be 9 days
Anju: oh thank you!
Link: *goes to the roof through the stairs* I'm such a lucky son of a bitch ^^
Tatl: well yea.how else would your mom have had you?
Link:....what?
Tatl: never mind ^^ tee hee
Link: OOH! BOMBER!!!!
Bomber: ahh shit!
Link: I WILL COVER YOU IN SNOT!!!*blows bubble, but Tatl gets in way
Tatl: damnit! I'm stuck in snot again!
Me: damn! Right when we were starting to make some damn progress!!!
Tatl: its not me...its you
Me: funny...that's what my girlfriend said to me this morning...I think she wants some sex ;)
Tatl: well that's nice, NOW GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE (sacrificing my once in a pg-13 really bad cuss word)
Me: fine...KEL!
(Kel from Kenan and Kel comes in...god knows how)
Kel: yea?
Me: get me a sponge, a screwdriver, and some doughnuts and meet me back at Madame Aroma's*leaves
Kel: but...but...XplantumbreonX...I don't know where to get a sponge! They scare me! And I'm only supposed to listen to Kenan...XplantumbreonX....XplantumbreonX? aww...here goes!*exits
Disclaimer: if you have no idea what the hell went on here, then watch Kenan and Kel, brought to you by nickelodeon (those two timin' bastards...took away Invader Zim for Spongebob....)
Link: *flips XplantumbreonX off Disclaimer: ...umm...yeah...so let's just start this chapter of chaos!
Link: okay...i think we've gotten nowhere! I have done so much stuff and accomplished NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tatl: well at least we're on the verge of a nervous breakdown
Link: and that's a good thing???
Tatl: Yea. Its funny
Me: You know what else is funny?
Link: What?
Me: if we could just continue on with all this shit!
Tatl: yea, you're right. You're a great writer
Me: Me... a great writer? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST DID THIS TO ANNOY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!I SUCK AS A FUNNY WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: If it makes you feel better then you suck
Me: *takes a knife out
Link: Okay, Okay. You're a good sucky writer
Me: Wahoo! An oxymoron!
Tatl: Can we go now?
Link: 'kay
(Link runs into west clock town)
Tatl: That chicken. I never heard a chicken bawk over here
Link: well it must be a bomber
Tatl: must be
Me: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THE OBVIOUS AND JUST GO!?!?!?
Link: *goes to bomber and covers him in snot
Bomber: eww...I'm covered in snot
Me: *shakes head slowly
Link: you're tagged too
Bomber: DAMMIT
Link: oooo...he cussed.
(Bomber kid's mom comes in)
BKM: JEFFEREY!!!! HOW DARE YOU!
Bomber: uhh...hi mommy...one who I love dearest...
BKM: YOU'RE COMING HOME THIS MINUTE!!!!!
(Mom drags kid out of the set)
Me: well at least we didn't need him
(Link runs to the clock town Inn and sees Anju)
Link: hey babay...how about me and you get sum milk and talk about...stuff ;) *does clicking noise
Anju: umm...I'm sorry...but I'm sort of seeing someone.
Link: damn.once again I'm turned down from hitting on a girl.I'm so depressed -_-;
Anju: his name is Kafei...he disappeared about a month ago...
Link: well, in about 9 days from now, which will be now, but cuz of my special ocarina abilities which was given to me by Zelda, who I repress myself from hitting on, but that's a whole 'nother story......I'll be back here but you wont notice, and you wont remember me ^^
Anju: ...
Link: *.*
Anju: *hugs link* I just love the little loud mouth ones ^^
Link: X_X I'm in heaven!
Anju: well can you help me or not?
Link: I will right now, which in my book will be 9 days
Anju: oh thank you!
Link: *goes to the roof through the stairs* I'm such a lucky son of a bitch ^^
Tatl: well yea.how else would your mom have had you?
Link:....what?
Tatl: never mind ^^ tee hee
Link: OOH! BOMBER!!!!
Bomber: ahh shit!
Link: I WILL COVER YOU IN SNOT!!!*blows bubble, but Tatl gets in way
Tatl: damnit! I'm stuck in snot again!
Me: damn! Right when we were starting to make some damn progress!!!
Tatl: its not me...its you
Me: funny...that's what my girlfriend said to me this morning...I think she wants some sex ;)
Tatl: well that's nice, NOW GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE (sacrificing my once in a pg-13 really bad cuss word)
Me: fine...KEL!
(Kel from Kenan and Kel comes in...god knows how)
Kel: yea?
Me: get me a sponge, a screwdriver, and some doughnuts and meet me back at Madame Aroma's*leaves
Kel: but...but...XplantumbreonX...I don't know where to get a sponge! They scare me! And I'm only supposed to listen to Kenan...XplantumbreonX....XplantumbreonX? aww...here goes!*exits
Disclaimer: if you have no idea what the hell went on here, then watch Kenan and Kel, brought to you by nickelodeon (those two timin' bastards...took away Invader Zim for Spongebob....)