Me: Crap, I've got some good news and some bad news...
Link: What did you do this time?
Me: bad news is that we're all going to die in a few years' time
Link: and...
Me: good news is, I just saved money on my auto insurance
Link: Okay, enough TV for you....
Tatl: how many bomber kids do we have to find now?
Link: ...looks at last chapters ...I don't know...
Me: throws in sack
Link: what's this?
Me: All the bomber kids wrapped up and ready to be killed I MEAN--- delivered....i swear, you
owe me big for this, link. I walked in on them having a MASSIVE orgy....
Link: yay! Now I get the password!!!! (Link is suddenly looking at a scarecrow)
Scarecrow: Dance with me and time will pass in the blink of an eye
Link: Fine Scarecrow starts dancing
Link: where the fuck is that music coming from
Link: and why the hell do things seem to be going so fast....
Scarecrow: BWAHAHA! FALL VICTIM TO MY GAYNESS! THINGS GO FASTER WHEN YOU'RE IN
ECSTACY!!!!!!
Link: I'd rather not get with a straw dildo...
48 Hours, motha fuxxor!!!!!!1111
Link: Hokay, here's the earth...chilling...dayum, that's a sweet earth you might say
Wraong! Okay ruling out the ice capes melting, O-zone layer leaving us, meteors becoming crashed into us or the sun exploding, that moon is definitely gonna kill us.... Ho-kay
Me: ....sad, this is the kid we're relying on to save us....
Link: ...the question remains, how the fuxx am I talking, if I'm a piece of wood?
Me: it's a game. Don't ask questions.
Link: whatever, sucka. gives password to midget
Midget: whatever, I'm going to sleep
Link: walks into hideout and meets up with scarecrow again are you following me?
Scarecrow: Matter of fact, I am.
Link: fine, I'll dance.
36 hours left, sucka MC!
Me: and that, kiddies, is the revival of Steve-o the ninja, and his majora's mask stuffage...
I hope you people enjoyed it.