Oh yea, the great steve-o the ninja is back making some more random crap that comes when he gets bored in math...
That crazy ninja...anyways, yea new chapter for quite some time... enjoy.
Link enters bomber's fortress.
Link: Ack! Water! I can only jump a few times, then I sink!
Me: Speaking of which, if you're wood, why can you not float?
Tatl: Well, there's a rock in his head for compensation for his brain, so it causes him to
sink
Link: yea! wait...
Tatl: so if this is the Bomber's hideout, why hasn't anything exploded?
Link: steps on conveniently placed landmine
Me: I love that part...
Skulltula: attacks
Link: Ack! You guys are as annoying as Navi!
Link Z-targets and asks Tatl about the Skulltula
Tatl: OMG SCARCASM! STUFFAGE THAT SEEMS OBVIOUS, LIKE SHIGERU
MIYAMOTO EXPECTED YOU TO PLAY THE FIRST GAME!111
Link: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE runs through
Link: Die skull kid balloon!
SKB: shoots air at Link
Link: dies
Me: Oh c'mon! It's fucking air! How do you get hurt from that!
Tatl:...he's just asleep.
Me: throws mmask man at him
Link: ACK! ULTRA FAST GUY ON TOP OF ME GETTING IN SEXUAL
POSITIONS FASTER THAN LIGHT!
Mask man: sees balloon MY MASK!
Mask man's stupidity causes him to leap after mask, trying to obtain it, but balloon
explodes.
Mask man: x.x
Link sneaks by
Link: Oh great, not the scarecrow again.
Scarecrow: Yes, it's me! My crows left me, so I'm hoping you'll get on top of me.
Link: backs away slowly and runs
Tatl: You can't hide your feelings from him forever.
Link: Tatl...meet my cat...cat...meet your dinner.
Cat: attacks
Tatl runs screaming off set.
Link goes to astronomer, who is drunk for no apparent reason.
Astronomer-hic- Hey! I recognize you from kakariko village...-hic- member me-hic-
I'm the crazy guy who ranted on about the well-hic- and the conveniently placed lens in there –hic- that helped you in your quest...-hic-
Link: I'm scared.
Astronomer: Which reminds me about that one time... -hic- it's so far back, it can only be
explained in sepia toned. note that this really has nothing to do with anything So...near
future, there's this thing called the internet. Techmanology caused it so that people
everywhere can talk to eachother via this thingamabob called the compooter. So...a guy
named steve-o the ninja wanted to rule the world with an iron fist... so he did. So us
helpless people looked to Robin to save us all. They battled on aim...such battling they
did...so much e-schmacking and walloping with fish. Woo, those were horrible times...so
many bytes died. So robin eventually blew up the world so no one would have to suffer
any more...
-hic- I'm reaaaaaly drunk falls over
Link:...looks through telescope
Skull kid: I feel like dancing...gonna dance the night away...oo lookie at that moon
Moon: I'm so fat...no one loves me...I have a horrible eating disorder...life sucks...I'm
going bulimic, and being that I don't have a stomach, I lose weight from crying.
Tear: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsplat
Ground: OWWWW!
Telescope: now watch me looks so far down, it's impossible in the real life.
Randomly placed Morpheus: I'm so cool, my glasses hold themselves up.
Skull Kid: Slapping my ass...can't live without slapping that ass of mine.
Link: goes outside and grabs moon's tear
Link: OO HOT HOT HOT! plays hot potato with himself
Moon: You wanna know what it was like shitting that thing out?
Me: for the rest of the game, I shall be playing the Bohemian rhapsody.
Link: breaks stereo
Tatl: breaks wrist
Me: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Link: well excuse me princes
Link: excuse...excuse...excuse
Link: excu...excu...excu...
Link. U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u
world explodes
disclaimer...not that funny of a chapter this time...
But ja, if you're confused by the end, go to me laugh...but yea, I'm hoping to get my games back, so I can play, and remember some more stuff in the game...
Thanks for reading...