I got a grand total of two reviews for my last poem, both from the same person. But I guess I feel really good about those two reviews because here I am, at it again. This one's for you, XMaster.

We see this lady, pretty and blond(?)

Seemingly angsty, she goes on and on.

My name is Alice, she thoughtfully states,

Through the sides of the logo, we're watching the tape.

What's this? The first film, shown quickly, once more?

No silly, it's a recap, which I positively adore!

13 Hours later, we see a room,

It's dark, spooky, with doom and gloom.

The News is freaky with zombies galore,

But, hey, it's Jill, another thing we adore!

Ms. Valentine proves she's an excellent shot,

With all the guys thinking that she's really hot.

Cain fiddles around with a keyboard or three,

Which in turn triggers the end of the last movie.

The zombies get a few shots, making them scar-a

But what's this I spy, but Carlos Olivera!

Umbrella sucks, nothing to spare this,

But, hey, don't we all love Jared Harris?

Dr. Ashford wants his kid, she's helpless, no doubt.

If somebody finds her, he'll help them out.

Jill, Peyton, and Terri hide out in a house of god,

While the preacher and Mackenzie act like real dickwads.

The lickers are back! I exclaim with a shout,

Alice busts in and quickly takes 'em all out.

After some melee with the undead,

'Dr. A' makes an offer, the gang uses their head.

But Nemesis is here too, as LJ can can support,

But with a shot of the rail gun, there's trouble of all sorts.

Alice fights bravely, but it's all for naught,

At the school hides the girl they've sought.

But with a twist, Terri says bye,

And so does a suprisingly nice Nikolai.

As we see first see Angie, we expect a memory,

But no recalled Red Queen, (too expensive, you see.)

With the girl in tow, they head for City Hall,

But Cain's got a suprise or two for them all.

Nemmy wants to fight, but Alice thinks not,

So Cain finishes Ashford off with a shot.

So the two of them fight, with a bang and a splat,

But Alice painfully realizes that it's always been Matt!

Umbrella's set to leave, and then blow the nuke,

But Nemmy's conflicted, and he's ready to puke.

Matt takes over, and helps Alice fight.

But Raccoon City's about to say good night.

Cain finally meets an ironic end,

But Raccoon City is toast, my friend.

When a wrench looks to smash Angie's head,

A heroic move later, and Alice is dead.

The Chopper spirals into a crash,

And Alice appears to be sliced, diced and mashed.

But Dr. Issacs has other plans for the blond headed hottie,

Alice is back, and Umbrella's been naughty.

You know something's up when Alice isn't true,

To an unanswered question "What did they do to you"

The false end always get's me drooly,

So this is the closer, guys, see you next movie.