The Hole World Hates Me Chapter 3: Shut it!, a holes fanfic

Hey, guys……or should I say girls? Anyway, I really wanna say thanks to all my reviewers. I only had 2 people to review the last chapter, and I actually wasn't gonna write this one, but then a couple more reviews came in, and here we are. If you don't like this chapter, don't worry, I don't really like it either, but I had to get this one out of the way in order to get to the good stuff. Don't you hate chapters like that? They're like dentist appointments – boring as hell, but necessary. But then again, why would you want to read my random, useless rants when you could read my categorized, yet still useless story? LOL. Just kidding. On with Chapter 3.

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"8 minutes." Holly muttered grimly.

The girls were now in their tent getting dressed. The boys had tried to come in earlier, but thanks to Michelle and her favorite pair of combat boots, were forced – I mean, uh, persuaded to go elsewhere.

"Huh?"

Everyone was now looking curiously at Holly, who was lying on her cot, staring at the ceiling. She was the first of the girls to have finished getting dressed. She had ripped the sleeves off her jumpsuit and put a grey shirt under it that went a little bit past her elbows. She also left the top 2 buttons unbuttoned, showing that the shirt had a small smiley face giving the finger on the front. All was silent until she sighed.

"8 minutes and 37 seconds." She repeated.

"Until what?" Lora asked from her cot next to Holly. She had torn off the top half of her jumpsuit and replaced it with a white fitted t-shirt.

Holly sighed again, "Until nothing. We were here 8 minutes and 37 seconds before Veronica ruined our only chance of having human contact with anyone in this place."

Rolling her eyes, Veronica threw her bag onto her cot. Deciding to be a little bold, she did the same as Holly, only she left out the undershirt and the top of her hot pink bra was showing. She prided herself on being one of the curviest of the girls. She was beautiful, and she knew it. But beauty's only skin deep.

Back to the story, Veronica threw her bag down onto her cot. Unfortunately for her, the cots weren't that sturdy and her bag weighed quite a bit, so after about 3 seconds of struggling, the cot gave way, spilling all the bag's contents onto the ground. Smart choice, huh?

For a while the room was silent. Not one of the girls moved. They didn't even have to turn and look to know what had happened. They'd heard it all. Veronica's sigh. The bag hitting the cot. The cot's wobbling legs. And the cot and the bag crashing to the ground. Lots of things like that happened to the girls. Not exactly the same, but pretty damn similar. And whenever these things happened, one girl was always the first to make a sound.

"Don't even start."

But it was always too late. Slowly the girls' still faces cracked into sheepish grins, and finally, they would all be laughing their heads off. The usual.

Cami was the first to snap out if it, though. Smiling, she waltzed over to Veronica, placed a hand on her shoulder and said, "Wow, Ronnie. Looks like you're out of a bed."

"Shut it."

"As you wish, madam."

"Shut it."

"Or maybe you'd prefer Your Highness."

"Shut it."

"Yes, Your Royal Highness. Sounds, good, eh?"

"Shut it."

"No, no, Cami. I think she'd much rather be called Lord. Or maybe Savior?"

"SHUT IT!!!!!!"

Once again, everything went silent. Although the girls did enjoy their little game, they felt bad about taunting Veronica like that. After all, it was her fault they were sent to Camp Green Lake in the first place. Then again, they probably should've done more to stop her. Come to think of it, what happened that night was all their fault, not just hers. They were there. They knew what would happen. They were just as responsible for James' death as Veronica…if not more. And Cami was the last person on Earth to be in a taunting mood.

"Sorry." Cami said, looking at the ground. "I really am."

"Don't be. Just help me with all this crap." Veronica muttered.

One by one, the girls picked up the bags' spilled contents and placed them in her crate. When they were done, they realized they were all pretty hungry. Well, actually, Emma realized it for them.

"Food!" Emma shouted. She hopped up from her cot and darted out of the tent, soon followed by the rest of the girls.

in the cafeteria

It had been about 5 minutes since the bell rang for dinner, and still, there was no sign of the girls. Then, out of nowhere, the boys heard……giggles. And laughter. And running. It was coming towards them. Faster. Louder. Then they saw the shadows at the door. Then they saw it creak open. Then the hollering began.

The girls walked slowly into the cafeteria, looking around at their new campmates. Some where yelling, some were drooling, some were too shocked to do anything (AN: the boys, not the girls, retards. :p ). But needless to say, the girls of D-Tent were the center of attention. Until Mr. Sir came in. He stalked over to the girls and shoved them in the direction of the lunch line. He turned and shouted various orders to random boys in a failed attempt to distract them. Big surprise, it failed.

After the girls got their………"food", Mr. Sir directed them to a table where none other than X-Ray, Armpit, Caveman, Zigzag, Squid, and Zero were seated. Somehow, even though they ere there first to get there, no boy wasn't sitting next to a girl. (AN: Gee, I wonder why.)

The 15 teenagers sat in near silence until a scream rang out through the cafeteria.

"I think my dinner just tried to eat my fork!"

"Holy crap!"

"Jesus, Holly."

"Don't eat it then, God."

All eyes were on the girls, especially Holly and her……food. Suddenly, Kaitlin stepped towards her.

"Just give it to me. I'll throw it away and you can walk back to the tent, 'kay?" she asked, picking up Holly's plate and walked with her over to the trash can. She dumped the entire plate in the trash and went back over to the table, while Kaitlin took Holly back to the tent.

"So………since you ladies didn't dig today, how 'bout giving your bread to somebody who did."

X-Ray said, reaching over and taking Cami's bread from off her plate. Cami didn't look like she planned on stopping him, but once he got the bread over on his plate, she smiled a little.

"You can have my bread," she began, "but seeing as how you're not gonna get laid anytime soon, you wouldn't mind letting me kick you in the balls, would ya?"

Everyone at the table stared wide-eyed at Cami for a second, but then, out of nowhere, Zero started to laugh. I mean, he was cracking up. He looked as if it was the funniest thing he had seen in all his life. And ya know something, everyone else started to, too. Everyone except X-Ray.

30 minutes later

"Man, what's your problem?" Squid asked, once the boys were in the Wreck Room. The girls had decided to go back to the tent for a while and the boys did their usual. X- Ray hadn't said a word since the little bread incident and he was starting to scare the guys.

"Those girls are trouble, man." X-Ray began, dropping onto the couch.

"Especially Cami." Zigzag finished.

Magnet piped in, "Especially Veronica."

X-Ray rolled his eyes, "Especially all of them."

"Oh, come on, just because you got your ass kicked doesn't mean you gotta get all grumpy about it." Squid laughed.

"I'm not grumpy. Just cautious." Their leader defended.

"Right."

"Sure."

"Oki doki."

"I'm serious!"

"Okay, man, we believe you. Just calm down."

"Yea, we wouldn't want you to pop a vein under all this stress, now would we?"

"SHUT IT!"

Hey there. Me again. I wasn't gonna as this again , but I've decided I really need your help on this one. I need ideas on the pairings. Normally I would do this myself, or have one of my friends help me, but in case you didn't know, my friends are complete psychopaths. Just kidding. (I say that a lot, don't I?) But seriously, If you have any ideas for the pairings, just let me know and I'll take them into consideration and probably give you credit for, too. If they don't make any sense whatsoever, you aint getting squat. : ) JUST KIDDING! Man, some people are way too gullable.